For those of you who don’t know, Feudalism is a term used to describe the political system during the Medieval Age and since coining of the term in 1614, has been applied to multiple different societies throughout history. Feudalism is a system defined by three major parts, lords, vassals and fiefs. For accuracy, I refer to wikipedia:

The structure of feudalism can be seen in how these three elements fit together. A lord was a noble who owned land, a vassal was a person who was granted possession of the land by the lord, and the land was known as a fief. In exchange for the fief, the vassal would provide military service to the lord. The obligations and relations between lord, vassal and fief form the basis of feudalism

Keep this definition in mind as I (attempt) to dissect an article published by the NY Times earlier today, June 5th.

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So what’s so great about Budapest, anyhow?

Well, what isn’t? For starters you’ve got therapeutic bathhouses, cozy off-beat pubs, and the mummified hand of St. Stephen — that’s right folks, Hungary’s most famous religious icon now resides in a back room at St. Stephen’s Basilica, where a handful of forints will switch a light on above it to allow you a better view, vending machine style.

Budapest’s been a mainstay of Eastern European itineraries for at least a decade now — and it’s obvious there’s no shortage of reasons why. Between the psychologically-exhausting but brilliant House of Terror, night-tours by lantern of the labyrinths beneath Castle Hill, stunning city panoramics from Fisherman’s Bastion and dozens of other must-dos, this massive city could easily entertain you for a full week without even trying.

But as it turns out, one of the best reasons to explore Budapest isn’t even in the city itself — it’s about forty-five minutes away by bus, deep into the capital’s impoverished preamble. Statue Park, a large dusty yard surrounded by a gated brick wall, hosts a stunning collection of more than forty Soviet-era statues torn down from Budapest in the wake of the 1989 commie downfall, and it deserves at least a healthy portion of any traveler’s trip.

Look, there’s Lenin! There’s the hammer and sickle! Troops standing in formation! Soviet mantras and dedications to the cause and good state workers! Cough up the money for an English-language guidebook to put a story behind the statues — and to put your own memories of anti-communist propaganda and images of the Berlin Wall into context, provided you’re old enough to have them.

After perusing for a while, check out the small store of mementos by the entrance to see how the lion’s share of tourist junk here crosses the line of good taste — could you really buy a coffee mug that ironically declares “Work for the state!” with Hungary’s history of terror and oppression at the hands of the Soviets still so fresh in your mind?

Yeah, you probably could, and you know what? Maybe you ought to. Go ahead and stock up on those chintzy Soviet flasks and motto-laden postcards— I mean, that’s capitalism, right? Statue Park might be impressive but it’s obviously still a bare-bones operation — there wasn’t even a guard on duty when I visited. I dare say that this park will someday have human guides, organized tours and maybe even a turnstile. And if plunking down money on idiotic souvenirs is the only way to help that happen — and to maybe help Hungary out of its chilling poverty, the most enduring of Soviet legacies — well then I say go for it, comrade.

Go for it and be proud.

Want more information? Check out Statue Park’s website.

Ok - more proof that if you put a fucking high ass price on something people will pay for it. Case in point - Bling H20 - a bottle of water complete with what looks like someone added some Bedazzle beads or something like that for north of $50 a bottle (and apparently up to $550 for the most expensive bottle). Maybe it’s the best damn water in the world? I have no idea - send us some and we’ll see.