Amy Winehouse just keeps getting hotter and hotter man. She’s almost on Orc status now, and let me tell you what, nothing gets my dick harder than ORCS, BRO! You know what’s hotter still? According to London’s Sunday Times, Winehouse is now worth upwards of $20 million. For $20 million I’d fuck Jocelyn Wildenstein…actually she’s probably got more loot than that anyway, being that she’s spent $4 million on plastic surgery alone over the last couple decades in an attempt to make herself look like a lion-donkey hybrid.

The scariest part: though the top picture is unfortunately not really Amy Winehouse (yet) the above picture is actually a complete undoctored photo of Mrs. Wildenstein, former wife of the late French billionaire Alec Wildenstein and proof that rich people are just as stupid as regular people, only they can afford it!

You know what would be really great? If Amy Winehouse could finally get in the news for doing something fucking stupid like getting arrested.

OH WAIT! NEVER MIND!

From Associated Press:

LONDON - Amy Winehouse was arrested on suspicion of assault Friday following reports that she scuffled with two men during a wild night out, Sky News television reported.

The 24-year-old soul diva, who recently entered rehab after years of erratic behavior and canceled concerts, arrived at a central London police station to answer questions relating to the alleged incident, her representatives said.

Police didn’t directly confirm that Winehouse was in custody, saying only that a 24-year-old woman was being held on suspicion of assault. British authorities don’t usually name suspects until they have been charged.

Winehouse didn’t say anything to assembled photographers and cameramen as she walked into the station late Friday afternoon.

Anyone else completely over it?

Britain’s favorite little drug addict was at it again last night, reportedly punching Moroccan musician Mustapha el Mounmi in the face and head butting a stranger who was trying to hail her a cab…

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Amy Winehouse is back in the headlines, but this time it’s nothing too scandalous, although it probably has the head honchos at Island Records pulling their hair out. Wino was set to take a trip to the Bahamas to begin recording her follow up LP to Back In Black with famed producer Saleem Remi, but backed out at the last second, according to The Sun:

“It was a very expensive trip and it was hoped they would make some decent progress recording the album. But Amy pulled out at the last minute.

The album was planned for late 2008, but her label is now privately admitting it’s unlikely to happen until 2009” The Sun.

In other news, Amy Winehouse has also reportedly developed a new addiction, ironing. The instinctively addicted Wino apparently can’t stop ironing anything she can get her hands on, smoothing out everything from towels to scarves and sheets. I guess we should be thankful that this time around Wino can get her fix without the use of white-lines, prison or needles.

Amy Winehouse was turned away from a jailhouse visit with her husband Blake today. This is big news considering it’s probably the 5th time its happened. After getting turned away she “went for a sandwich.” Oh, she’s also recording with Mark Ronson and doing a track for the Quantum Of Solace which is the 22nd James Bond film.

In other news there’s still major civil unrest in Tibet and um… there’s a crooked war going on too but we’d rather talk about the pregnant dude in Oregon.

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