Q: What do the authorities provide for a young woman who gets abducted and gang raped in Saudi Arabia?
A: 200 lashes.

How’s that for justice? American culture is pretty backwards but the way some folks interpret Islamic Law makes me proud to have OJ Simpson as part of our legal system’s legacy.

Aside from Israel, Saudi Arabia is like the US’s BFF in the Middle East. Pretty sweet, huh?

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