So lowland mountain gorillas aren’t quite as fucked as gorilla-ists thought they were. I’m gonna celebrate by buying a hummer, snorting some powedered tiger penis and dumping my engine oil into the street drain that flows directly into the local creek.

Wildlife researchers said Tuesday that they’ve discovered 125,000 western lowland gorillas deep in the forests of the Republic of Congo, calling it a major increase in the animal’s estimated population.

The Wildlife Conservation Society, based at New York’s Bronx Zoo, and the Republic of Congo said their census counted the newly discovered gorillas in two areas of the northern part of the country covering 18,000 square miles.

Previous estimates, dating to the 1980s, put the number of western lowland gorillas at less than 100,000. But the animal’s numbers were believed to have fallen by at least 50 percent since then due to hunting and disease, researchers said. The newly discovered gorilla population now puts their estimated numbers at between 175,000 to 225,000.

The New Balance 420 has been re-issued. They decided to restore their 420 retro model. They were pretty iconic back in the days of the 80’s and are great running shoes.. meaning they’re super comfortable. Pick up some new fresh kicks and learn how to tie those laces right.

This is pretty random but I think I need a Rubix cube alarm clock. Basically every morning I have like three different alarms set and I turn them all off and proceed to go right back to sleep, wake up super late, rush to wherever I need to be and start my morning out crappy.

The Rubix cube alarm clock forces you to solve the puzzle before it turns off. It might bring you back to the 80’s or it might make you want to throw it out the window to watch it break into pieces. I guess the whole point is to get you up and get your brain working.. but my brain doesn’t really work that early in the morning. That shit could get annoying real fast. Who can really solve the puzzle that fast anyways?