WARNING: SPOILER ALERT

Our team of 1337 haxxors has done the impossible. We have uncovered the true identity of the mysterious monster ravaging New York City in the forthcoming film Cloverfield. Peep the video.

All I’ve been doing for the last four hours is clicking on the fairly new “Random Image” and “Blast from the Past” links located just to the right of this here entry, and enjoying the two and a half years worth of archives here at Ye Olde Synthesis Magazine Blog. What is it about the passage of time that makes blog posts so much better?? For example, this post basically sucks dick right now. But in a couple of years, when it comes up on the “Blast from the Past” link I’ll be teary-eyed with sentimentality over it. Ahhhhh time!