Paris Hilton says she is sick of boyfriends and is celibate.

“I’m not having sex for a year. … Ill kiss, but nothing else,” says Hilton, who told the magazine she has had sex with only two men during her lifetime.

Im gonna go ahead and call bullshit on that one.

To only have it with 2 men, I guess her definition of sex involves pineapples, sandpaper and a salad shooter.
Those other 18,000 men shes soiled wernt sex, that was just “hooking up” as the kids say these days. Or something. I dunno.

Stupid tart.
Die, please.

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All four major labels cut CD shipments to Tower Records so that means that they’re either out of $$ or they’re trying to get better terms. What does that mean to you? No new releases on Tuesday at Tower.

Here’s another link to the UPI story that basically says the same stuff.

Cause, you know. Being a whore is in now.

Rob Schneider decided to tell everyone that he would not work along side Mel Gibson (even with the likely hood of that every happening isn’t too promising)

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Mel Gibson started giving back the the Jewish community (www.defamer.com)

A “No-Mel Zone” proposed billboard was turned down.

Get your Mel Gibson shirts here and here while supplies last!

Mosher injured during Korn show dies.

I hope this puts an end to the stupid stupid practice. If I wanted to get beaten up at a public place, I’d go to a Klan rally.

synthesissarah: gee, i didnt know you were married
synthesissarah: that must be fun
chumbly cat: ha
synthesissarah: hahaa
chumbly cat: im not married but sometimes i like to pretend i am
chumbly cat: no
synthesissarah: that is a fun game, do you yell at yourself and nag yourself
synthesissarah: do you say, “honey why cant you ever put the toilet seat down?”
synthesissarah: and the reply, “why cant you leave it up?”
chumbly cat: yeah and ask myself where i am going and when ill be back
chumbly cat: and then get angry when it isnt the answer i wanted to hear