Simpson, 25, a Texas native who started out singing in church choir, became a star on the Christian music circuit as a teenager and crossed over to the pop mainstream with the major-label debut album “Sweet Kisses” in 1999.

Becoming an overnight MTV sensation in 2003 as co-star of a reality show chronicling the first year of wedlock with fellow pop vocalist Nick Lachey, filed for divorce in December after three stormy years of marriage. Simpson is currently featured wearing cowboy boots and hot pants in a TV pizza ad.

But then again, aren’t we all…


Splitsville for Phil Collins and his wife, Orianne. The British rock star and his Swiss-born wife, who were married in 1999, announced in a joint statement Wednesday that they’ve separated.
Source: The News-Press

She probably came out of her blackout one day and said,
“Holy crap, I’m married to Phil Collins!”

and she was tired of him ‘coming in the air’

Ew.

AUSTIN, Texas (AP) — The reigning Miss Deaf Texas died after being struck by a train.
Tara Rose McAvoy, 18, was walking Monday near railroad tracks when she was struck by a Union Pacific train, authorities said.
A witness told Austin television station KTBC the train sounded its horn right up until the accident occurred.
McAvoy, who had been deaf since birth, won the state title in June and represented the state “with dignity and pride,” state pageant director Laura Loeb-Hill told The Associated Press via e-mail Monday night.
McAvoy was to represent Texas at the Miss Deaf America pageant this summer, Loeb-Hill said.
Source

Oh like you didn’t laugh a little bit.

You insensitive jerk.

No, you’re right. It’s funny.

“Hey, Napoleon, give me some of your tots!!!”

More good titles for article…
“Hot to trot over tater tot.”
“Tater Hater”
I know MC Oroville’s got some good ones…

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not even quite sure why…