Tom Cruise is officially off his rocker. He has vowed to eat the placenta of his and Katie Holmes’ baby, just like any other normal scientologist would do. Now, in some cultures, placenta-stew is the norm. But that’s not weird enough for Cruise. Nah, he wants it fresh from the birth canal. Here’s what he says about his placenta picnic:
“I’m gonna eat the placenta. I thought that would be good. Very nutritious. I’m gonna eat the cord and the placenta right there.”
Now that’s love.

Hedwig and the Angry Inch is at the Roxy in W. Hollywood for just two more nights. The live performance stars Donovan Leitch and Bijou Phillips. While the general consensus is that Phillips is a major downside, Leitch’s singing has been lauded as a real high point in the show.
On Celebrity Preview Night (yes there was such a thing) the crowd was too cool to sing, and cell phones rung all over the room throughout the performance. Wanna-be actresses with precious few credits to their www.imdb.com listings spoke in hushed tones “Yeah, I’m at a play…what are you doing?”
According to inside sources, post-celeb preview, Hedwig had a big opening night then two lackluster evenings…so the resourceful Leitch got on the phone and invited friends. With his celebrity friends in attendance came a surprising renewal in civilian interest and for the remainder of the run tickets have been totally sought after.
Who’s been going to the show?

Paris & Nicky Hilton (No, I’m not kidding - though reportedly Paris didn’t look up from her Sidekick for more than a glance or two before heading out), Luke Perry and John Stamos (who’s looking a little slimmer than would appear healthy, but I suppose male anorexia can be a side effect when your recent ex-wife–who used to be all about her career–is suddenly madly in love with a new dude and talking publicly about wanting to have his baby.)

Sounds fun, eh?

I’m sure you’ve heard of why the Easter bunny hides his eggs (because he doesn’t want anyone to know he’s screwing a chicken). So what happens when you let those Easter eggs hatch?

Warning: much like gremlins, keep them away from water.
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along the same line as the frog cat below.

nuff said.

[via diamondgeezer]