Outraged granny sues over Grand Theft Auto | The Register
This proves that it’s ok that you can digitally beat an old lady with a tire iron but seeing some digital semi-hardcore action will get your ass sued.

Go here.

Regardless of whether you believe in God, Jesus, Allah or whoever, you have to admit that whatever power controls our world is seriously pissed. Record heat in America, record rainfall in India, and an increasingly longer and worse hurricane season in the Atlantic are just the more recent evidence in the now accepted FACT that global warming, or more precisely, global climate change is taking place. There was a story on CNN the other day about Midwest farmers, who are suffering through one of the worst droughts in recent memory, a drought that is killing crops, cutting yields and threatening their prosperity. But I couldn't help but laughing, albeit in a sad way, at all their boo-hooing and (my life is ruined� whining. These are the same people that, for as long as there has been an environmental movement, have sought to block it; who probably all drive Chevy Tahoe's and Ford F-350s with giant tires that get 3 miles a gallon; who run diesel water pumps day and night with no emission regulations; who grow federally subsidized crops that we don't need and get paid overly inflated prices for their crops at taxpayer expense but rail against (welfare� at every opportunity; who pour pesticides into the land and air without a second thought. But now that their soy beans aren't growing and they might not be able to afford their new truck this year, man! Something must be done! It's like the people back in my hometown of Willows, who constantly complain about how the hunting has (gone to shit,� and that there's not hardly a duck to be found anywhere as they harvest their 1000 acres of rice that just happens to be planted on what used to be one of the busiest migratory bird routes anywhere but now is just a cog in what's left of the rapidly crumbling US agricultural economy. But hey, if farming gets too tough, they can always just build a couple thousand shitty tract homes on that land. Because if you can count on anything in this world today, its that people—American, Chinese, Hindu, whoever—are always gonna want some shitty house to park their fucking big stupid car and raise their fat stupid kids.

Casting for a Bon Jovi is coming up… So get out your striped spandex, feather your hair, and dig up your tan suede jackets with the tassels on the arms, cuz, baby, maybe YOU can be a star!!

This is for NYC… Sorry all you in other parts of the world who were ready to grow your mullets and don your metallic blue track suits.

**********************
Bon Jovi Video

If appropriate for video, we may CALL you in for audition or simply submit your photo. IF YOU ARE NOT AVAILABLE on August 10th/11th - please do not submit for this project.

[MALE & FEMALE Featured Extras] 9-70’s years old. All ethnicities. Individuals with sense of STYLE. Tattoo's, piercing, punk, goth, rocker types. Original body and body parts - hair, hands, legs, eyes etc.. Real style with soul, integrity and uniqueness.

[MALE and FEMALE Musicians] 9-70’s + years old MUSICIANS that can play by ear. All Ethnicities. Should be unique, eclectic and different-looking. Seeking ONLY:

-Talented KEYBOARD Players
-Talented GUITAR Players
-Talented DRUMMERS
-Talented SINGERS

Auditions: Tuesday, August 2nd
Callbacks: Friday, August 5th
Shoots: Wednesday, August 10th and Thursday August 11th
Location: NYC
Rate: $100 Featured Extras, $200 Real Musicians

E-mail PHOTO / PHONE NUMBER / NAME / AGE RANGE to:

TVextrascasting@aol.com

…To simply enjoy Tommy Lee for the big c*&k that he is, this comes along:

I had heard rumors of yet another reality show in the works about Tommy Lee going to college or something retarded like that, and that’s fine. I love my reality tv fix just as much as the next drama junky. But what ISN’T OKAY and made me practically spit out my coctail is this new ‘Good Times’ song that is playing on the website promoting his new TV travisty…

http://www.nbc.com/nbc/Tommy_Lee/

Huuuuwhaaaaat?!?!? in the hell are you thinking Tommy Lee? Have you shot your load one too many times and lost your mind? Are you in a boyband now? Is JCrew now knocking at your door instead? Did the WB make you their go to guy for crappy pop songs with no edge? What happened to ‘Get Naked’? At least a testorerone fueled sex serenade was what we expected and loved you for but this? Man, what a sell out! Next thing you know, he’ll be partnering up with Dick Clark and co-hosting love songs on the Kost103FM. Blegh!

i was doing a search for the phrase “son of a bitch” and this guys site came up
.