“Holy homoerotica!”

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This sweet Bullfrog Green Lincoln is for sale, only $1000 call (530) 345-9865. Buy It Now! Get it out my driveway! It is owned by Handsome Gorgeous, the curator/ringleader of the Gorgeous Armada.

I don’t know why its even fucking news anymore when some piece of shit rockstar or rapper goes into rehab or gets thrown into jail for being on drugs. BUt I guess people are stupid and like reading about it so here you go.

Eminem is going to rehab for sleeping pills.

Courtney Love is going to court ordered rehab for almost overdosing for the 100th time.

Now what would be news is if they sent both those fuckers to rehab for looking like assholes. They could suck all the bullshit out of Courtney Love’s lips and put it back on her jowls and force Eminem to ditch the trailer-trash Wal-Mart bleachjob on his hair. That would be some shit.

Oh well…

see how its done dunny.

So Slipknot is suing Burger King over their new Chicken Fries ad campaign, featuring a fictional band named Coq Roq who, like Slipknot, wear masks. Ummm, yeah.

Read about that shit here.

In case you’re wondering why our e-mail responses were so brief on Monday, it’s because we were too busy losing a golf tournament, getting wasted and making lame people feel even worse about their hollow existences.

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