As opposed to Katy Perry’s breasts, Guitar Praise sucks. I can’t believe this shit hasn’t had a copyright infringement lawsuit yet.

Guitar Praise is a Guitar Hero knock off that features TOTALLY AWESOME Christian rock. Yea, that’s what every 10 year old boy want for Christmas, the spin off video game featuring “Our God is an AWESOME God”. From their website:

Grab the guitar and play along with top Christian bands! Shred those riffs or blast the bass…you add a unique sound to the solid Christian rock. But watch out: if you can’t keep up, the artists will take a break and stop the music. Crank it up and try again ? you?ll soon be rockin’ with the best while praising the Lord! Order the second guitar and jam with a friend!

Apparently in the final encore level, you get to play as an alter boy in an exclusive 1 on 1 acoustic set with the priest in his apartment.

In other news, please watch the documentary Jesus Camp. It’s an extremely well edited film exploring the Evangelical Christian movement in America, why it’s a threat to the rest of us, and how sick and crazy they really are. Stream it RIGHT HERE for free, then pass the link off to a friend.

A mold of Katy Perry’s awesome 32DD breasts was taken to be auctioned off for some breast cancer thing.  I have no idea what for, but it sounds like a good cause or something like that.  Here’s the video from the making of Katy Perry’s boobie mold.

“The Best Revenge Is Giving Them Crabs” is the motto of Revenge Crabs, a new Web site created by retail crab lice specialists. They can even custom breed aggressive species. JESUS!

In short, we give crabs to your ex-girlfriend. No if’s, not too many and’s, but we promise a very itchy butt. You’ve got an ex, a grudge and a valid credit card with matching billing & shipping addresses, and we’ve got crabs.If you want a way to get back that doesn’t involve permanent damage or risk of personal injury or jail time, you now have a place to turn.

They mail you out a little package with purple dots in it, which are live crabs. They need to be sprinkled on bedding, clothing, etc. to ensure the person fully suffers from genital lice. GROSS!

Tequila lovers everywhere should be worried. Tequila may become a beverage of the past as Mexico is leaving the cactus-like plant from which it is made for more profitable crops. Cash crops like wheat and corn are much more profitable than blue agave.

Agave was worth about 80 cents per pound six years ago and now sells for about two cents or less!

Many farmers are burning their agave crops to make room for new harvests. Corn is mostly where the money is now. Plus, agave takes six years to grow. That is a huge investment to potentially lose. So I guess tequila is scarce, get it while you can!

Aaron Sorkin, screenwriter of Charlie Wilson’s War and The West Wing, is scripting a movie all about FACEBOOK and its formation. Weird.

Paramount Pictures wanted to keep the film on the down low but Sorkin leaked this information on his Facebook page, but of course.

Facebook was created in 2004 on the Harvard campus by sophomore student Mark Zuckerberg and has now grown to over 60 million members. Facebook is valued at $16 billion and big companies like Microsoft and Google have been in a bidding war over the company.

The movie will focus on how Zuckerberg and his associate’s lives have changed after becoming an overnight sensation. Sounds a little dry. I don’t think I could justify paying money to watch an entire movie about Facebook unless it was a long slideshow of extremely drunk people doing things (like driving the porcelain bus) that would embarrass their families, bosses and co-workers.

There was a time when people gave a rat’s ass about Guns n Roses… I think it was when they still had Slash in the band and when they said they were putting out a record they did it.  This Chinese Democracy bullshit has been in the works since the 90s, and believe me, we’ve all been on the edge of our seats waiting for it.

Well, someone who did give a fuck, a blogger named Kevin Skwerl, leaked the tracks. This, as everything that anyone does, pissed off Axl, probably because he needed another 6 years to polish the album. He called his guard dogs, who called the FBI.

Remember back in June when those nine possibly Chinese Democracy-bound Guns n’ Roses songs leaked? At the time, the man who admitted leaking them, Antiquiet blogger Kevin Skwerl, told Rock Daily “If legal proceedings come my way, I’ll face them 100 percent. I’m not afraid of that. I did what I did, and I’ll face the music if I have to” after a meeting with the FBI. Skwerl (real name Kevin Cogill) will face the law, as he was arrested this morning at his Culver City, California home for suspicion of violating federal copyright laws. According to the FBI, Cogill admitted to posting the songs when questioned. Cogill is set to appear at the U.S. District Court today, said Assistant U.S. Attorney Craig Missakian.

This kind of sucks, considering the fact that this is going to cause album delays and Dr. Pepper was going to give everyone in America a free soda if it came out this year.