Danny Bonaduce will be fighting in the ring. His life is such a trainwreck already. Hopefully he’ll be drunk or on drugs or both! At least it would up the entertainment value.

Bonaduce was BITCH SLAPPED (see below) a few months ago by Reverend Bob Levy, a Howard Stern regular. He now wants to settle the dispute once and for all. Levy accepted Bonaduce’s request for a challenging fight in the ring. The event will take place on September 13th in Atlantic City. This better be all over YouTube!

I feel like a shit ton of FAIL today, so here’s a bunch of mascots fucking up their stuff.

Edit: For the record, I originally posted the wrong video… thus making me FAIL at FAILING.

My internet BFF Tito sent me a link to this vid. Murs explains what he’s all about: himself and his own rap. If you don’t like it… SAWRY!

That cat needs to hook back up with Sluggo and come out with a new Felt tribute album. May I suggest Megan Fox?

With the up rise in general dbags and con artists on the internetz, it’s surprising I only had my identity stolen by robots and l33t haxxors about 3 times. Luckily, some smart dude invented the most annoying security device EVAR: the captcha.

Bringing that logic into the real world, we here at the Synthesis have began using captchas in everyday life to streamline the massive amount of serious business we have to accomplish daily. In this edition of Manchild Drink Beer, we bring you actual in office footage of a conversation using our new tool. Enjoi.

Kanye’s management suggested that perhaps Mr. West think about anger management, and they don’t mean that hardcore rock tour that Eminem started. This is what he blogged:

Do yall remember when people said my fiance was pregnant???? What happened to that rumor????? I guess after we broke up it was just forgot about???? I’m just using that as an example of how people make up stuff and everybody runs with it. I had my own family asking me about that. Now the media is saying I’m going to anger management something or ‘nother. I have never had any conversations about anger management. If anything, I need anger enhancement!! lol! I get off the plane in Hawaii today and the world is saying my management team said blah blah blah… SIIIIIIGGGHHHH! I told the media you can’t make up lies about me because I have a media outlet myself. Oh and sidebar I don’t know if everyone has realized this yet but I don’t do interviews if there’s anything I wanna say I’ll say right here on my own blog.

And this is what I blog:

Should I remind you about this little incident? What about this nice little speech? I say sign his diva ass up for an anger program before he remixes “Rehab”.

New Bloc Party….