Synthesis <3s Jeremy Fish. It seems like that guy never sleeps! When he’s not throwing up some awesome art in Aesop Rock music vids, he’s cumming coming up with cute, vibrating Beavers??? WORD!

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This is the best low-budget music video ever and has sparked new inspiration for the Synthesis low-budget film series that, for now, we’re calling Manchild Drink Beer… kind of like Aqua Teen Hunger Force. WTF is up with that? No matter, things are about to get a whole lot more nekkid around here. I dunno if our Videomatt can handle editing something like this…

Yup, that’s Dizzee Rascal you hear, along with David Byrne. Brighton Port Authority is the British band better known as BPA. And I heard Fatboy Slim directed this. Now you know.

Yeah, apart from our award winning blog* I know we’re supposed to put out a magazine called “Synthesis,” either on news stands or distributed digitally. Sorry about that. We’ve been too busy drinking beer and playing with toys.

I mean, breaking collectible action figures while improv-ing skits about economic stimulus checks and kosher giraffes is important work and all, but…

*If you call your blog “award winning” enough times, it starts to actually become so. Or at least move into the gray area between fiction and fact.

As reported earlier, recently Rabbi Shlomo Mahfoud declared giraffe meat and milk to be Kosher, adhering to Jewish dietary laws. When the announcement came, we had to see what the rest of the animals thought. Synthesis asked members of the wildlife community their opinions on the matter, and here is what we got back..

So now the Jews have Giraffes AND Hebrew National Hotdogs?! Sign me up!

DJ’s are so cute when they’re just messin’ around… From Thudrumble’s Youtube:

I happened to catch Q goofin’ around with his new huge Star Wars figure. He just got this rare General Grievous sculpture in the mail today. So he’s actin’ like a happy fool on the fader! He was so thrilled this collector’s piece got to his house after paying for it online and waiting forever, so he pulled out the trusty “Superseal” record and did a ‘happy’ drum skratch to welcome the General… what a dork, especially right before he gets that text or whatever on his iphone =P!
The thing is 25″ high and is incredible! Only 2,500 were made and pretty much sold out everywhere! If you find the one with the cape, it’s even rarer! Like the QFO for Star Wars fans!
General Grievous Figure 1/4 Scale Star Wars Premium Format Figure by Sideshow

Kanye doesn’t appreciate when foreign objects fly towards his face. He will cry about it until you are kicked out of his show. Don’t believe me, here is some proof…

On Wednesday, a concertgoer threw something on stage during Kanye West, “Glow in the Dark” concert. The best part is when he says, “I am trying to do something big over here.” WOW. Like he wouldn’t respond to something being thrown on HIS stage! Do I need to remind you of what happened at the VMAs? It’s ok Kanye. You are the man. Odds were against you. J-Zay had no faith you could ever become famous but you still kept trying. You singlehandedly revamped the urban sound of hip hop ad rap. Your tour is on fire. You can even rap with your jaw wired shut. But is it possible to maybe eat some humble pie through the wire too?