Call ‘em a sell out but Vice just got paid either way. How so? Check the cover, son!

Like one-hit-wonder Five said 10 years ago, “Baby when the lights go out, I’ll show you what it’s all about…” BMW glow in the dark ad on the FRONT COVER! EFF WIT IT!!!!!!!

I like this lil feature much better than the fake pubes they put in one of the last issues. Those ended up on my favorite bar of triple milled Australian soap, thanks to my roommate. Hit him up on MySpace and tell him he’s a jerk! Here’s a trip down memory lane for you bubblegum lovahs: REAL TIMEEEE!

Who hates Soulja Boy? YOUUUUUUUUUU!!

A 12-year-old boy turned into a man yesterday when he threw a rock at Soulja Boy’s tour bus. When asked why, he simply responded, “MAMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT!” Haha, just playin’. He said he hates Soulja Boy. And that’s all you need to know. Unless of course you’d like to learn the dance…

And actually, while we’re at it, there’s one more thing you should know… What it is to “superman a ho“??? HELLO, BILL O’REILLY, AREN’T YOU GOING TO JUMP ON THIS?

Apparently Hillary Clinton’s memory of her Bosnia trip isn’t exactly accurate. CBS News was there 12 years ago when Clinton visited the country - the video shows a starkly different scenario than she described last week during a speech. So much for all that “experience”.

That dude from Silence of the Lambs puts the lotion in the basket, blinks twice and get 1.3 million fucking Youtube views (granted I’m only helping by actually posting this - sorry).

Seriously people, wtf is the attraction to Chris Crocker? This 15 minutes seems like a long time.

In honor of ex-governor of New York Elliot Spitzer and his now famous hooker Ashley Alexandra Dupre we bring you Hotforwords professor Marina and the true definition of the word “hooker”.

Metal and chicken - two great tastes….