Our very own Ryan Prado is a drunken buffoon, and nobody likes him. And although this isn’t him, it’s a guy acting just like him.

I love virtually everything Beck has ever done. But my not-so-secret hope is that someday he will release another lo-fi gem like Mellow Gold. With that said, here’s the video for “Pay No Mind (Snoozer).” Makes me feel funny, like climbing the rope in gym class.

In anticipation of the new Planet Green television network, Tommy Lee and Ludacris were hooked up for a commercial. It’s kind of humorous, but something about Tommy Lee bothers me no matter how good the intention. He’s just a freaky looking dude with an awful lot of bad machismo. Check it out…

The pornographic knockoff of YouTube, a secretive Web site called YouPorn, is causing a reduction in adult DVD sales due to its increasing popularity. Amateurs are taking over as the YouPorn audience continues to grow quickly. The adult-entertainment industry is taking a huge hit and Hollywood is feeling the consequences. DVD sales are at an all time low with the availability and ease of using free sources. YouPorn allows its users to upload and watch unlimited videos for free. The selection is not limited and users can find virtually anything they desire.

YouPorn mimics YouTube by having a wide range of footage, from grainy amateur clips to professional products. YouPorn is the number 1 adult site in the world and its overall rank is higher than CNN.com, About.com and Weather.com. Stephen Paul Jones is the owner of the site and recently paid a visit to Vivid Entertainment Group, the largest producer of adult videos, to discuss Vivid purchasing YouPorn. Vivid mogul, Steve Hirsch, met with Jones to discuss details. Jones vision is to turn YouPorn into a brand; like the Virgin of adult entertainment. With the site’s large amount of traffic, there are huge opportunities to make up for the decline of DVD sales by integrating itself with new companies and projects.

Classic Nick Cave from 1994. Creepy Sao Paulo, Brazil.

Our love-lines grew hopelessly tangled, and the bells from the chapel went jingle-jangle…

Why not? You probably knew a kid just like this. Or maybe it was you…