Beck put out a new video for the song “Gamma Ray” and it definitely isn’t what I expected. It’s kinda psychedelic so I’ll give him a break on the new hairdo but not on being a Scientologist.

This guy’s voice reminds me of a cartoon character… I can’t quite pinpoint it, but I want to say it’s a character in FernGully, that old school movie about environmental awareness and wood fairies. Man, I wanna watch that again… Anyway, bitch, you’re breakfast!

The song’s callede “Breakfast” by Le le and is about bitches and eggs. The video is drawings made by Piet Parra.

Baseball player Corey Hart was elected for an All-Star bid. During the press conference, Hart’s Milwaukee Brewers teammates couldn’t wait to congratulate him. Hart had his two-year-old daughter on his lap during the conference when his teammates ran into the room spraying beers all over them. His daughter was fine after getting a popsicle and forgetting all about it but now there is a major media backlash. Judge for yourself, here’s the video:

This makes my life worth living; knowing there’s bigger tools out there than me.

Danny Bonaduce will be fighting in the ring. His life is such a trainwreck already. Hopefully he’ll be drunk or on drugs or both! At least it would up the entertainment value.

Bonaduce was BITCH SLAPPED (see below) a few months ago by Reverend Bob Levy, a Howard Stern regular. He now wants to settle the dispute once and for all. Levy accepted Bonaduce’s request for a challenging fight in the ring. The event will take place on September 13th in Atlantic City. This better be all over YouTube!

I feel like a shit ton of FAIL today, so here’s a bunch of mascots fucking up their stuff.

Edit: For the record, I originally posted the wrong video… thus making me FAIL at FAILING.