Here’s some Barack Obama music and a blog post that actually stands for something other than demoralizing the handicapped.

Mr. Lif is fusing music with politics in a new way. He will be writing 1 to 2 songs every 3 weeks..

until Election Day (November 4), following which Mr. Lif will release one more single based on his post electoral thoughts. This single will preface the release of the I Heard It Today (Bloodbot Tactical Enterprises) full length on Inauguration Day (January 20, 2009). The album will feature additional unreleased tracks and corresponding artwork.

Mr. Lif says…

“With a new administration on the horizon, many of us are hoping things will change for the better. We are all hoping our voices will be heard and our concerns met with solutions. This project allows me to voice and magnify the all too often ignored opinions of the American people. My research has led me to speak with so many citizens nation wide, and the stories of your struggles combined with the knowledge of my own struggles have given birth to the project now known as I Heard It Today. “

You can also tune into his Presidential Reports on his MySpace page where he will regularly comment on current events. Allhiphop.com will have exclusive streams of the tracks one day prior to release. And we’re a little jealous.

Speaking of WWIII, did you know that not only is talk cheap, but Jews are for McCain? I mean, I guess they’re right, talking really is a whole lot cheaper than dropping $165,984,483,849,293 worth of bombs on some desert country, but whatever. If I was feeling really politically incorrect I could say something like, “I thought Jews were cheap and talking was for McCain” but that’s not really my style. More my style is to point a link to Jews For Obama and leave it at that. Mazel tov.

With their recent pwning of Georgia, the Russian bear has awakened from a two-decade hibernation to rattle its sabers at the United States, threating to go “beyond diplomacy” in response to the recent US-Polish agreement on building a strategic missile shield in Poland’s, just 115 miles from Russian soil:

Russia says its response to the further development of a U.S. missile shield in Poland will go beyond diplomacy.Russia’s Foreign Ministry issued a statement saying the U.S. missile shield plans are clearly aimed at weakening Russia.

The U.S. says the missile defense system is aimed at protecting the U.S. and Europe from future attacks from states like Iran.

So as it stands today, the teams for World War III are looking like the United States, Israel and Europe, or at least the parts of it that are stupid enough to not be neutral, vs Russia, Iran, Venezuela, North Korea, Cuba and most of the rest of the middle east. WHO’S GONNA WIN? Maybe China will come in at the last minute and blow up fucking EVERYBODY and just take over the world like they did the Olympics. STAY TUNED!

Once upon a time I posted some shit about Russia claiming arctic land and, like 90% of the blogs posted here, no one read it. But then Russia decided to pwn Georgia and out of the woodwork come legions of Russia haters, making the comments on the post far lulzier than the post itself could ever had hoped to be. Some examples:

FUCK RUSSIAN FEDERATION! FUCKING MONGREL DEGENERATES. ALL YOUR WHITE BLOOD COMES FROM FINLAND, KARELIA AND OTHER COUNTRIES THAT YOU STINKIES OCCUPIED. USELESS PIECE OF CRAP RUSSIA IS, SELL OIL, GAS OTHER NATURAL RESOURCES, YOU ARE USELESS FOR EVERYTHING ELSE. YOUR GOODS ARE PIECE OF MANURE, QUALITY IS HORRIBLE, EVEN YOUR MILITARY STUFF IS LAME. YOUR PEOPLLE LIVE IN HORRIBLE CONDITIONS WITH VOMIT STINKY TOILETS. RUSSIA STINKS! FUCK YOU! RUSSKIES GO TO HELL!

Some people got all historic on that shit:

Fuck russia! (with small r, no respect!)

They took our grandmothers and sent them to Siberia. Most of them died there. Then, if you spoke your original language, they would take you to KGB’s basement. And there was a thingy there, with blades.. first big ones then small ones until the shit you drop there would been deleted…and then there were trains there to sewer..so the blood could get away.

Almost 20 years when Estonia is free. We take down russian statues and shit(don’t ask me why now..). And then. They start to riot and smash the capital here screaming “where are our rights?!!”. Yee like the rights our grandmas had? The rights that we couldn’t speak our language or have our culture.

Yes Hitler was bad! However, modern day Germany hates the idea of Hitler. My friend who is a German, he could mess you up, if you talk about Hitler. And yet russia says that those days were golden and they put out the symbol of the times in there official parties. So basically naaaaaahh offf courrrseee Stalin and other fuckers weren’t as bad as Hitler right?!. Both of them were bad, however German thinks differently and russia don’t. That’s the problem!

Or really? No! Problem is that all russians are stupid! Yes. no no.. YES they are !
Check out this story: The riot night, one russian died(sadly only one..). Your thinking that Estonian police killed him? No. His own friend stabbed him:D Yes.. And now russian government wants to put a statue for his honour next to Estonians government. Because? WHAT THE FUCK? I mean.. His mother is doing some fake dears on TV saying that his son was killed by the police. HAH His son first robbed a store(got on videotape), then tryed to force in a bar, where some local customers(Estonians) were hiding. Like there was 15 of them against hundreds of russians outside. And the middle of the shit, he got stabbed. Now its of course our fault.
Let me tell you. Every single night russians get high on heroin, since stereotype russian is a drug-users. So basically they stab each other all the time. Like its not a russian party, if nobody doesn’t get stabbed.
So why not make a statue for every drugger fucking russian?

I mean. Please. I have no fucking idea how they managed to make AK, since they are more dumb then piece of shit on a stick.

Fuck russia in the face!

Others kept shit almost too real:

RUSSIA IS A PLACE , WHERE IN FRONT OF WOMAN’S DRUNK HUSBAND , YOU CAN FUCK HIS WIFE , AS MANY OTHERS DID…. MONGOLS, TATARS , PERSIANS , CAUCASIANS , BLACKS AND MANY OTHERS …. SO FUCK RUSSIA AS A NATION WITHOUT FATHER …

But Russia doesn’t take shit talk from former Soviet republics lightly. Their team of 1337 haxxors struck back:

ok, so try to fuck this country, THiS COUNTRY GONNA FUCK THE WORLD!!! FUCK usa*!!!!(no respect )!

HA-HA-HA! THE POOR WHORES!
RUSSIA PISSES YOU IN YOUR DIRTY MOUTH

But the obvious WINNAR was this:

FUCK russian MOTHEFUCKERS!!!

Fuck russian mothers in their graves.
russian girls are sluts!
russian man are alcoholics, animals that are even never shown on National Geographic channel.

All russians are Goats! in russian said “KOZYOL”

Fuck russian politics! It is them who let us use fuck word and hate rationally all the russians!!!

I wish you never lived this life! so russia are you happy that 98% of world hates you???

other 2% they still don’t know that you are real motherfuckers, assholes, and bastards.

Ask your mothers how many times they cheated on your fathers when they ware pregnant on you!

how many international cooks entered i their asses and in their mouths?

I hope America will destroy you once and forever. I beg America to do so!!! 98% of world will be happy and the rest 2% percent will lick ass of America this time!

“r” used in unrespect way!

PREPARE WORLD, TO LICK ASS OF AMERICA THIS TIME HAHAHAHAH!

The modern fan-girl, trendy music scene has become this breeding ground for artists that have zero talent to bitch and moan about how they’re famous for not playing their instruments or cross dressing or whatever Trace Cyrus/ Jeffree Star did to get public recognition. If you haven’t checked out the cat fight yet, click…HERE.

Senses Fail’s very own Buddy has written an open letter to the two little whiners, asking them to stop being little wieners.

Dear Trace Cyrus and Jeffery Star

Hi man and lady, I just wanted to introduce myself to you, man and woman. I am very upset with you two. I have spent a good period of my young life striving to make it in the music business, well not make it but, just have a place where I can express myself. I find that you two seem to take this music scene ( be it punk rock, emo, alternative, whatever you want to call it) for granted. I want you two to resolve your differences because the music world is hanging by a whim and chomping at the bit for you people to resolve the conflict in your relationship. Why is it that you both can’t get along? I mean Trace you guys both choreograph your own dance moves for stage, you guys write music for the sole sake of making money/wanting a celebrity status and you both look like women. Why can’t you too just get along? Jeffery, I am sorry I don’t know much about you, all I know is that you are fond of the word cunt. I hope that you can find it in you to re-open your loving arms to the talent that is Mr. Cyrus, not to be confused with Mr. Billy Ray Cyrus. Im sorry but the two of you make this music scene, something that I have been a part of since I was 14 into a laughable-perezhilton.com-joke. I wish that you guys would just make up, make out and produce some shitty music together, in bed or in the studio, so the world can rest at ease. I wish you both the best of luck and most importantly wish the people writing your music for you the best of luck. I hope this finds you well.

Buddy

p.s. Shake, shake, shha shha shha shha shake it.

Mildly amusing, isn’t it?