The Sonoma-Marin Fair puts on the World’s Ugliest Dog Competition annually in Petaluma, California and man, there are some hideous pooches. I was lucky enough to have viewed this event on television and there was a fine crop of hairless, toothless, crazy eyed dogs running around. The lucky 2008 winner was Gus, a Chinese-Crested, from Florida.

He captivated the judges and won the crowds hearts. A dog named Sam has won for the past three years but sadly died giving Gus the opportunity for the gold. Gus was a rescue dog from a bad home. He suffers from skin cancer - poor pup He won based on his unique looks. Gus is completely hairless, has only three legs and is missing one eye. His fourth leg was removed due to a skin tumor and his eye was lost in a cat fight. He now lives in a loving home with a mother and daughter who still think Gus is perrrty despite his complications.

Yesterday I posed something on Spencer Pratt getting PWND by David Letterman.  Well, while doing follow up research (looking for naked pics of Heidi Montag), I found that the website Radar Online mistakenly gave him his own advice column.  This shit is priceless, especially when you know how much of a pompus ass he is beforehand.

Question:  Spencer, how do you deal with weak people and haters?

Answer:

With weak people, you can only try to give them confidence and pump them up. To be honest, you don’t need them around you. I try to put myself around really strong people. Haters you should love. Hatred stems from jealousy at some point. If people aren’t hating on you, they don’t care, and if they don’t care, that means you’re not doing anything right. I love my haters. I don’t hate them back at all. You can turn so many haters around once they meet you. I’m like, “Thanks, I get it, I’m an idiot,” and they’re like, “Woo! He’s an idiot! He’s so cool!” I flipped a couple haters at Benihana just last night.

Spencer Pratt: flippin haters at Benihanas since last night.  Word.

yeah, I’m not even going to pretend I know who Kendal Sheppard is because even if I did have cable, I wouldn’t watch MTV’s Road Rules. In fact, the entirety of Reality TV can suck it. However, I don’t mind looking at her picture for a second:

But really, anyone who submits themselves to reality TV gets exactly what they deserve. Such as a total douche shithead babby daddy. Let’s get a load of him, too.
(http://tampa.newszzle.com/baby-daddy-drama/)
What a bag! In an excellently played out move, Ms. Sheppard aired their dirty laundry and criticized her EX via….wait for it……wait for it…….

Her MYSPACE PAGE! Good move. Read all about it here. Or don’t because it’s a complete and utter waste of your time.

Maybe, in the end, they deserve each other. Either way, writing about this just lost me an IQ point.

I hate Spencer Pratt. Almost everything about this douche annoys me in some way. Don’t get me wrong, people making cash for doing absolutely nothing hold a special place in my heart, because they managed to manipulate millions of people into thinking they have social status.

When it comes to arrogant pieces of shit like this, just be glad we have David Letterman. Watch as he completely pwns Spencer throughout the entire video.

Pictures supposedly showing Mythbusters co-host Adam Savage enjoying some rather unorthodox forms of sexual self-exploration are currently making the rounds after being hacked off an image server. No word yet if they’re part of an episode exploring the the myth behind the original Goatse.cx meme, but either way, they’re pretty badass. Check out the winnar here but WARNING: DEFINITELY NSFW. For the full rundown of the lulz, as always, look no further than our friends at Encyclopedia Dramatica.

NBC commentator Tim Russert died this afternoon after “being stricken” at his Washington DC office:

Russert, 58, collapsed while recording voiceovers for his Sunday morning interview program, NBC reported. He was initially reported to have suffered a heart attack while working in his office on Washington’s Nebraska Avenue, but the network said later only that he was “stricken at the bureau” and subsequently died. Further details were not immediately available.
Russert served as NBC’s Washington bureau chief and the host of “Meet the Press,” the top-rated Sunday talk show, which had an enormous influence on politics and was marked by his aggressive style of interrogation. As a frequent commentator on the “Today” show, “NBC Nightly News” and other shows, Russert wielded such clout that when he declared that Sen. Barack Obama had wrapped up the Democratic nomination last month, his pronouncement was treated as a news event in itself.
Former NBC News anchor Tom Brokaw gave MSNBC viewers the news of Russert’s death at 3:40 p.m.

That shit is FUCKED. Meet the Press was seriously the highlight of my Sunday.