Click on Gorgeous Armada Crookbook Episode 1 for healthy eating tips.

This vid will be down in a few minutes I guess, but check out Paula in action.

Hey, we’ve all been there. You’ve probably been more intoxicated a few times in your life…perhaps you are right now. I like to imaginge Paula, the evening before, telling friends in Seattle that she had to go home at 9 PM to be up early enough for her interview on the morning show…three hours later, she’s still trying to leave the bar and not insult anybody by refusing more purple nurples…and redheaded sluts….and lemon drops…. Then an hour following the bumps in the bathroom, still trying to get back to her hotel where two prepubescent, hairless boys await “Aunt Paula”’s return.

I like to imaging things. Straight up.

Techdirt: Fox Tries To Hide Paula Abdul Videos… Causing Of Course Them To Get More Attention

Paula Abdul, fucking wasted, is interviewed by the whitest man ever.

Enjoy.

Thanks to IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com for the link.

Still haven’t seen Jackass 2, but I was always amazed by how much I enjoyed the TV series. By all means I, an intelligent, sophisticated, artistic, sexually magnetic wage-earner, should turn my head in disgust at the depths one will sink in the name of popularity….but fuck, that shit’s badassical. Nevermind, I guess I’m just an idiot like everyone else.

You can continue to waste time while being markeded to by playing this stupid Jackass Game

I got about 2 minutes into this clip from an upcoming reality TV show before I remembered that I FUCKING HATE ALL THINGS REALITY TV.
yay, watch this clip where Ron Jeremy visits the recording studio and raps, and Kelly Clarkson vandalizes the singer of Evansecence’s house (purportedly her house, anyway….). yay. Happy. Yay.
Big ups to NRG Studios - yeah, we party there brah.

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NEW YORK — A guy with the size and build fit for a place kicker will be one of the stars of this year’s Super Bowl — and it won’t be for booting one through the uprights. Instead, Prince will be kicking it as the performer for this year’s halftime show. The NFL has announced the veteran performer will play at the game, which is set for Miami’s Orange Bowl on Feb. 4. Prince is a member of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. And he is the owner of six Grammy Awards — not to mention the five nominations he got just last week. The Super Bowl is usually TVs highest rated show of the year. It’s believed about 141 million sets of eyes tuned in for last year’s clash between the Pittsburgh Steelers and Seattle Seahawks. The NFL has been moving toward older, relatively safe acts for the past couple of years — ever since the 2004 Janet Jackson “wardrobe malfunction.” Last year, the Rolling Stones performed, though censors had to mash the mute button a couple of times to block some of the more explicit lyrics of the rock band. The year before, Paul McCartney performed at the show. Prince gained attention early in his career with raunchy lyrics and racy performances, but has toned down his act somewhat in recent years.

All Headline News - Prince To Perform At 2007 Superbowl Halftime - December 11, 2006