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	<title>Synthesis Magazine Blog &#187; Technology</title>
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	<link>http://blog.synthesis.net</link>
	<description>A music blog with a techy twist, twisted content, and other entertainment oddities viral and live from Northern California.</description>
	<pubDate>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 20:46:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>New Larry McDonald Contest at Synthesis.net</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/06/08/new-larry-mcdonald-contest-at-synthesisnet/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/06/08/new-larry-mcdonald-contest-at-synthesisnet/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2009 19:45:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>spencer</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[Contest on Synthesis.net]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Check out our new contest on our Sweeps page: In association with MCPR Music, Synthesis is are giving away copies of Larry McDonald&#8217;s new album, and One Grand Prize Winner gets an autographed copy of Drumquestra PLUS an iPod Nano. Bada ding-ding-ding-ding-Woah!


	Tags: Contest on Synthesis.net &#124; ding ding &#124; grand prize winner &#124; larry mcdonald [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Because YouTube Doesn&#8217;t Allow Users To Upload &#8220;Ras Trent,&#8221; or any other SNL The Lonely Island Videos&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/06/02/because-youtube-doesnt-allow-users-to-upload-ras-trent-or-any-other-snl-the-lonely-island-videos/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/06/02/because-youtube-doesnt-allow-users-to-upload-ras-trent-or-any-other-snl-the-lonely-island-videos/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Jun 2009 19:25:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>spencer</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[Because YouTube Doesn't Allow Users To Upload "Ras Trent]]></category>

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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=12839</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;and all they have on YouTube are music files with pictures because NBC takes sharing violations seriously&#8230;ugh.
Yesterday some friends and I were talking and they referenced &#8220;Ras Trent,&#8221; and since I don&#8217;t watch much TV (except what&#8217;s on Hulu.com) I had no idea what they were talking about. After failing to find it on YouTube [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Chico State Mechatronics</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/05/19/chico-state-mechatronics-2/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/05/19/chico-state-mechatronics-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2009 03:40:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>awellersdick</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=12600</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Chico State&#8217;s Mechatronics Department is cranking out some pretty wild shit. Here are a couple of videos to check out.
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zkKqeAk4uo&#38;feature=channel_page
The MRCR: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5H5Dz-PAPs&#38;feature=channel
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		<title>Chico State Mechatronics</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/05/18/chico-state-mechatronics/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 May 2009 01:52:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>awellersdick</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[
 
Chico State&#8217;s Mechatronics Department is cranking out some pretty wild shit. Check out these videos of some of their robots which are currently in heavy use in Iraq and other highly classified war theaters.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zkKqeAk4uo&#38;feature=channel_page
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5H5Dz-PAPs&#38;feature=channel

	Tags: Chico State Mechatronics &#124; IED's &#124; iraq war &#124; R/C cars

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		<title>NASA Camera Photographs Alien Skull on Mars</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/05/04/nasa-camera-photographs-alien-skull-on-mars/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/05/04/nasa-camera-photographs-alien-skull-on-mars/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2009 22:11:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daniel Taylor</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[NASA's Spirit rover has captured a photograph of what some are claiming is an alien skull on Mars. Someone page Richard Hoagland. ]]></description>
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		<title>Oh Shit There&#8217;s a Horse in the Hospital</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/04/16/oh-shit-theres-a-horse-in-the-hospital/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/04/16/oh-shit-theres-a-horse-in-the-hospital/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2009 18:38:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daniel Taylor</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=12116</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
When I saw the headline &#8220;Horse Stem Cell Technique to Be Used in Humans&#8221; I was really hoping for some crazy ass shit involving horse cells being injected into humans to make them stronger, faster, better (perhaps even hung, like a horse). However, the reality is far less sensational:
A stem-cell repair technique that has already [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Chico, CA Press and Promotion Contacts</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/04/15/chico-ca-press-and-promotion-contacts/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/04/15/chico-ca-press-and-promotion-contacts/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Apr 2009 19:09:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>spencer</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=12088</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
Since I&#8217;m sick of looking it up every time a band asks me, here is a fairly complete list of Chico&#8217;s press and radio contacts as of 4/15/09.
www.Chicolist.com
Chico Independent &#38; Underground Music Scene
Jason Cassidy, Arts Editor
Chico News &#38; Review, 353 E. 2nd St., Chico, CA 95928
Phone: (530) 894-2300 ext. 2242; Fax: (530) 894-0143
E-mail: jasonc@newsreview.com
Web: www.newsreview.com/chico
Christy [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Unicorn Sightings: Project Unicorn Media</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/04/06/unicorn-sightings-project-unicorn-media/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/04/06/unicorn-sightings-project-unicorn-media/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Apr 2009 20:27:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>spencer</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[Unicorn Sightings: Project Unicorn Media]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=11841</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m still trying to figure out if Project Unicorn/Unicorn Media is just an independent version of Hulu, featuring unheard-of (but still high quality) videos and music, a way to promote new filmmakers and musicians, or some global media company hell-bent on restructuring the way we consume content. Either way, we&#8217;re looking at hours of content. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Novel Idea&#8230;Real Heroes: Firefighter</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/04/02/novel-idea-real-heroes/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/04/02/novel-idea-real-heroes/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2009 22:23:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>spencer</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[Novel Idea...Real Heroes: Firefighter]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Go figure, a video game with heroes that you can actually become when you grow up. Real Heroes: Firefighter for Nintendo Wii

Real Heroes: Firefighter - GDC 2009 Trailer from Calico Media on Vimeo.

	Tags: Nintendo Wii &#124; Novel Idea &#124; Novel Idea...Real Heroes: Firefighter &#124; Real Heroes: Firefighter &#124; video game

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		<title>Airplane Safety Manual Lesson #41</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/03/14/airplane-safety-manual-lesson-41/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/03/14/airplane-safety-manual-lesson-41/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Mar 2009 14:58:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>spencer</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Ketchup? No&#8230; Salsa?&#8221; No&#8230; Marmalade?&#8221;

&#8220;What in the name of fuck DID I spill on my knees?&#8221;

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		<title>Road Games: The Predictive Text Game</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/03/13/road-games-the-predictive-text-game/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/03/13/road-games-the-predictive-text-game/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Mar 2009 21:38:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>spencer</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[“This part of the country is really beautiful.”
No it’s not. We’re in the Southwest and there is nothing to look at but highway, cacti and dirt. And thanks to our brilliant job of cleaning out the Gay Car before hitting the road we have no CDs to listen to. None…except our respective bands, and we’re [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Anywhere, USA</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/03/13/anywhere-usa/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/03/13/anywhere-usa/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Mar 2009 21:09:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>spencer</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[
Right now we are sitting inside the Superstition Springs Center Mall in Arizona. This is the first time I&#8217;ve been inside a mall in at least four years. The promise of free Wi-Fi has brought us here.
It&#8217;s all old people and children walking around in a zombie-like state, participating in commerce. Everything offered at the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Thank You For Choosing To Fly SouthWest</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/03/11/thank-you-for-choosing-to-fly-southwest/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/03/11/thank-you-for-choosing-to-fly-southwest/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Mar 2009 23:46:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>spencer</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Thank you for flying SouthWest. We know you have multiple flying options. We&#8217;re still going to fucking destroy your luggage.

Try a real airline next time. Enjoy the free peanuts asshole.

	Tags: airline &#124; fly &#124; free peanuts &#124; luggage &#124; southwest &#124; Thank You For Choosing To Fly SouthWest

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		<title>The Colbert Space Module: Dare To Dream</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/03/11/the-colbert-space-module-dare-to-dream/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/03/11/the-colbert-space-module-dare-to-dream/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Mar 2009 18:20:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>spencer</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been without cable television for about two and a half years, and overall that absence hasn&#8217;t done me a lick of harm. And while it would be nice to watch six hours of M*A*S*H* before going to bed, there isn&#8217;t much I&#8217;m missing out on&#8230;except Stewart and Colbert. I swear, I&#8217;d pay just to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How To Milk An Airplane</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/03/11/how-to-milk-an-airplane/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/03/11/how-to-milk-an-airplane/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Mar 2009 07:26:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>spencer</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Here we investigate the proper procedures for milking an airplane.

Step 1: Once released from their overhead compartment, grip udders firmly with left hand.

Step 2: Squeeze teat between thumb and index finger and yank with supple, yet forceful downward motion. This should disengage the udder&#8217;s pin.

Step 3: Should the cabin lose air pressure, place udder over [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Melodyne: Direct Note Access</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/03/10/melodyne-direct-note-access/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/03/10/melodyne-direct-note-access/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Mar 2009 20:31:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dallas VonKillbot</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I rag on Auto-Tune all the time; mainly due to the fact that it&#8217;s a piece of shit that most people abuse to either get that damn Cher sound or, even worst, turning a bad vocalist into a pop sensation.  It&#8217;s killing recordings, because of using it as a tool to clean up a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Another Nail In The Coffin For Satellite Radio</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/03/03/another-nail-in-the-coffin-for-satellite-radio/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Mar 2009 20:30:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>spencer</dc:creator>
		
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		<title>Rockwell Automations Retro-Encabulator</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/01/27/rockwell-automations-retro-encabulator/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jan 2009 20:29:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daniel Taylor</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Man, the Retro Encabulator is really something else]]></description>
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		<title>Nerd Stuff</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jan 2009 23:36:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dallas VonKillbot</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s a proven fact that 95% of us here at Synthesis are complete nerds.  I mean if Daniel Taylor spent as much time trying to find a cure for cancer as he does looking up conspiracy theories about God knows what, the entire world would be cured within hours.
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		<title>Satellite Photos of Obama Inauguration</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/01/22/satellite-photos-of-obama-inauguration/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/01/22/satellite-photos-of-obama-inauguration/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jan 2009 22:42:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daniel Taylor</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Check out the high res photo here and brix will be shat.]]></description>
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