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	<title>Synthesis Magazine Blog &#187; Sports</title>
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	<description>A music blog with a techy twist, twisted content, and other entertainment oddities viral and live from Northern California.</description>
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		<title>Knicks To Offer D&#8217;Antoni Contract</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/09/knicks-to-offer-dantoni-contract/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/09/knicks-to-offer-dantoni-contract/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 23:48:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jacob</dc:creator>
		
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The New York Knicks are preparing a contract offer for Phoenix Suns coach Mike D&#8217;Antoni. The deal, reportedly worth $30 million over five years, would make D&#8217;Antoni one the highest paid coaches in the game. BUT, despite the big money, let&#8217;s remember who D&#8217;Antoni would be coaching: the stinking ass Knicks. This is a team [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Alex Rodriguez Is Kind of A Wimp</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/06/alex-rodriguez-is-kind-of-a-wimp/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 23:18:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ryan</dc:creator>
		
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In an upcoming episode of YES Network&#8217;s YESterdays, Alex Rodriguez&#8217;s wife Cynthia regales us with tales of A-Rod&#8217;s less-than heroic off-field endeavors. According to Cynthia, Rodriguez fainted at the hospital while his wife was giving birth to the couple&#8217;s first child in 2004.
&#8220;The one nurse had a cold cloth on his head. The other nurse [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Turkey Hunting is SERIOUS BUSINESS</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/06/turkey-hunting-is-serious-business/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 21:17:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daniel Taylor</dc:creator>
		
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On the heels of last month&#8217;s incident in Minnesota, when a father shot and killed his 8-year-old son thinking he was a turkey, a Kentucky man shot and killed his 14-year-old son on Sunday&#8230;.wait for it&#8230;thinking he was a turkey:
The father and son were turkey hunting. Police say Steven Schmidthuber got separated from his [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sharks Fall In 4-OT Epic</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/05/sharks-fall-in-4-ot-epic/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 May 2008 18:49:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jacob</dc:creator>
		
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The San Jose Sharks and Dallas Stars played two full games and then some on Sunday night in Texas in the eighth longest game in NHL history. Dallas net-minder Marty Turco made a franchise record 61 saves, while Evgeni Nabokov grabbed 53 in the 2-1 loss. Brenden Morrow scored the winning goal 9:03 into the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Marvin Harrison Under Investigation for Shooting</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/02/marvin-harrison-under-investigation-for-shooting/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/02/marvin-harrison-under-investigation-for-shooting/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 21:58:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jacob</dc:creator>
		
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Say it ain&#8217;t so, Marvin!
Hall of Fame to be wide receiver of the Indianapolis Colts, Marvin Harrison, is under investigation after a shooting incident outside his North Philadelphia bar, Playmakers. Apparently there was an argument, followed by an altercation outside, shots were fired, and Harrison&#8217;s opponent was hit in the hand. Police have linked a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Kentucky Derby</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/02/the-kentucky-derby/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 21:43:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Nickels</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Tomorrow is the first Saturday in May, which means it&#8217;s time to bust out your widest brimmed hat and celebrate the 20 galloping three-year olds of the Kentucky Derby! Go, ponies, go! Which noble steed will stand tall and proud, draped in a blanket of roses, posing for pictures in the winner&#8217;s circle at Churchill [...]]]></description>
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		<title>58% of Black Children Can&#8217;t Swim</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/01/58-of-black-children-cant-swim/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/01/58-of-black-children-cant-swim/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 01:10:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daniel Taylor</dc:creator>
		
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White Men Can&#8217;t Jump, but a recent report shows Black Kids Can&#8217;t Swim:
Nearly 60 percent of African-American children can&#8217;t swim, almost twice the figure for white children, according to a first-of-its-kind survey. Stark statistics underlie the initiative by the national governing body for swimming. Black children drown at a rate almost three times the overall [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dennis Rodman Arrested</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/01/dennis-rodman-arrested/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/01/dennis-rodman-arrested/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2008 23:07:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ryan</dc:creator>
		
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Former NBA star and socialite Dennis Rodman was arrested and charged with domestic violence after he allegedly struck a woman at a Los Angeles hotel.
In early 2003, Rodman was arrested on charges of domestic  violence at his home in Newport Beach in Southern California&#8217;s  Orange County for allegedly hitting his then-fiancee on her [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Avery Johnson Fired as Dallas Mavericks Head Coach</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/04/30/avery-johnson-fired-as-dallas-mavericks-head-coach/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/04/30/avery-johnson-fired-as-dallas-mavericks-head-coach/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 21:47:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ryan</dc:creator>
		
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After another disappointing playoff ousting, the brass in Dallas have relieved popular head coach Avery Johnson (nicknamed &#8220;The Little General&#8221;) from his duties. While Johnson was blessed with the league&#8217;s highest payroll, and such stars as Dirk Nowitzki, Johnson could not escape the shadow of his 23-24 record in playoff games (set against his impressive [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Wanna Hear the Greatest Baseball Rant of All-Time?</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/04/30/wanna-hear-the-greatest-baseball-rant-of-all-time/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 19:38:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jacob</dc:creator>
		
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Yep. Follow this link to hear former Chicago Cubs manager Lee Elia go off after a much maligned 5-14 start to the 1983 season.
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		<title>John Daly Shirtless!!!</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/04/29/john-daly-shirtless/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 19:13:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ryan</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Notoriously athletic golf star John Daly recently made an appearance at the incredibly named Murder Rock Golf Club (I wanna play there and buy a T-shirt&#8230;) without a shirt, shoes and sporting a cigarette in his mouth.
Man, if all else fails, I guess I could be John Daly&#8217;s caddy; I&#8217;m way down with being shirtless [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Paul Pierce Flashes Alleged Gang Sign to Al Horford</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/04/29/paul-pierce-flashes-alleged-gang-sign-to-al-horford/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/04/29/paul-pierce-flashes-alleged-gang-sign-to-al-horford/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 19:07:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ryan</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Boston Celtics star Paul Pierce has been fined $25,000 by the NBA for an apparent gang signed flashed to Atlanta Hawks player Al Horford. Whether or not the gesture is indeed gang-related, it appeared to be the sign for &#8220;Bloods,&#8221; although the interpretation is foggy at best.
“I know it was unique,” NBA commissioner David Stern [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pat Riley Resigns as Head Coach of Miami Heat</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/04/28/pat-riley-resigns-as-head-coach-of-miami-heat/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/04/28/pat-riley-resigns-as-head-coach-of-miami-heat/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 01:02:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ryan</dc:creator>
		
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Pat Riley, otherwise known as the slick-shoed former coach of the LA Lakers during their &#8217;80s dynasty (and apparent Miami Vice enthusiast) and recent Miami Heat head coach, has retired. BUT, the ever-vigilent Riley is already the team president, so he&#8217;ll move right into place making deals and raking in the dough. He has named [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Worst Free Agent Pitcher Signing In History: Barry Zito or Mike Hampton?</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/04/28/worst-free-agent-pitcher-signing-in-history-barry-zito-or-mike-hampton/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/04/28/worst-free-agent-pitcher-signing-in-history-barry-zito-or-mike-hampton/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Apr 2008 21:08:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jacob</dc:creator>
		
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The question above is a good one. On this hand, you have Barry Zito; a season into a seven year, $126 million contract, Zito has established himself as one of baseball&#8217;s bottom of the barrel starting pitchers. On the other, you&#8217;ve got Mike Hampton; at the tail end of receiving millions upon millions of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Roger Clemens: Defamation and Mindy McCready</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/04/28/roger-clemens-defamation-and-mindy-mccready/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/04/28/roger-clemens-defamation-and-mindy-mccready/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Apr 2008 18:29:09 +0000</pubDate>
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In the ongoing saga that has become Roger Clemens vs former trainer Brian McNamee, &#8220;new shit has come to light.&#8221; Clemens, who on January 6th filed a defamation suit against McNamee, is now surrounded by speculation of a decade long affair with country music artist Mindy McCready. According to McNamee&#8217;s attorney:
&#8220;When you sue for defamation, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Madden &#8216;09 Cover Goes to Brett Favre</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/04/25/madden-09-cover-goes-to-brett-favre/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Apr 2008 23:11:33 +0000</pubDate>
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Recently retired legendary quarterback Brett Favre was announced as the virtual cover boy for the next Madden video game. The cover of the popular series of games has long garnered mysticism, as whomever graces the sleeve inevitably succumbs to some season-ending injury (dubbed the &#8220;Madden Curse&#8221; by incredibly boring super nerd gamers). Luckily for Favre, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kobe Bryant Is Extremely Annoying</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/04/24/kobe-bryant-is-extremely-annoying/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Apr 2008 19:47:09 +0000</pubDate>
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Yeah, I know he put up 49 points and 10 assists in Game 2 against the Nuggets. Yeah, I know he&#8217;s going to win MVP. But goddamn, couldn&#8217;t Kobe Bryant be just a little bit less annoying? Every time he pops his jersey in self-righteous exaltation I cant help but cringe and shout at the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>San Jose Sharks Win Big Game 7</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/04/23/san-jose-sharks-win-big-game-7/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 23:50:32 +0000</pubDate>
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Last night at the San Jose Arena, aka The Shark Tank, our beloved hockey team sent the Calgary Flames packing with a big time Game 7 victory. Why was it so big? Because the Sharks have been playoff underachievers for quite some time now. They&#8217;ve had Stanley Cup dreams several times entering the post-season, and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Flying Priest Missing, Feared Heavenly Ascended</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/04/22/flying-priest-missing-feared-heavenly-ascended/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:44:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>spencer</dc:creator>
		
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In an attempt to break a world record for most hours flying using party balloons, a Brazilian Roman catholic Priest, suspended by 1,000 helium balloons, is now missing. His aim was to raise money to build a rest-stop church for truckers. 
Even on my best day I couldn&#8217;t make this shit up. 
Wacky news story [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lance Armstrong Runs the Boston Marathon?</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/04/21/lance-armstrong-runs-the-boston-marathon/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Apr 2008 18:00:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yeah he&#8217;s got ball(s), but does does Tour de France champion Lance Armstrong have enough ball(s) to take the Boston Marathon championship away from one long-legged Kenyan?

No. Robert Cheruiyot took that shit for the fourth time with 2 hours, 7 minutes, 46 (32 seconds slower than his record. Guess he was just playing with the [...]]]></description>
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