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	<title>Synthesis Magazine Blog &#187; Retail</title>
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	<description>A music blog with a techy twist, twisted content, and other entertainment oddities viral and live from Northern California.</description>
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		<title>The Original Super Soaker Is Back!!!</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/04/10/the-original-super-soaker-is-back/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/04/10/the-original-super-soaker-is-back/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Apr 2009 22:37:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dallas VonKillbot</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[rerelease]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[squirt gun]]></category>

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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=11950</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Definitely the best news I&#8217;ve heard all day.  Hasbro has decided to re-release the world&#8217;s best squirt gun ever in honor of it&#8217;s 20th anniversary.  Now only if Nerf would put out that orange tube that shot yellow balls&#8230;.

HASBRO&#8217;S ICONIC SUPER SOAKER BRAND CELEBRATES 20 YEARS IS THE #1 NAME IN WATER BLASTERS
The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Anywhere, USA</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/03/13/anywhere-usa/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Mar 2009 21:09:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>spencer</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[coffee beanery]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[
Right now we are sitting inside the Superstition Springs Center Mall in Arizona. This is the first time I&#8217;ve been inside a mall in at least four years. The promise of free Wi-Fi has brought us here.
It&#8217;s all old people and children walking around in a zombie-like state, participating in commerce. Everything offered at the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Study: Death Anxiety Leads to Brand Loyalty</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/01/28/study-death-anxiety-leads-to-brand-loyalty/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/01/28/study-death-anxiety-leads-to-brand-loyalty/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jan 2009 19:14:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daniel Taylor</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[badges]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[brand loyalty]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[college students]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A new study seems to show as people's anxiety about their own mortality rises, those predisposed to materialism (so, basically everybody in America) feel a stronger sense brand loyalty. I know when I'm standing on the precipice of infinite darkness, I feel the strong urge to pick up some new Diesels]]></description>
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		<title>Aren&#8217;t You Glad You Didn&#8217;t Get THIS For Christmas??</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/12/27/arent-you-glad-you-didnt-get-this-for-christmas/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/12/27/arent-you-glad-you-didnt-get-this-for-christmas/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Dec 2008 02:46:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>alisse</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[
This terribly atrocious 2009 Sarah Palin calendar is now at the top spot on Amazon&#8217;s Bestsellers office products list, beating out an electronic labeling system.
The Sarah Palin calendar was created by former Wasilla deputy mayor, Judy Patrick. The Anchorage-based photographer was able to get some never-before-seen photos.
For the price of $15.95 you can get over [...]]]></description>
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		<title>MGMT Makes Me Horny</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/11/10/mgmt-makes-me-horny/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Nov 2008 21:24:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Nickels</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=9498</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I was shopping at Trucker the other day, looking for new Jeffrey Campbells. My boyfriend offered to buy me some new shoes for being such a big girl about life, which is a guaranteed way to get yourself laid in my book. Then this AWESOME song came on. I asked the guy behind the counter [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mervyns To Shut Down All 149 Stores</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/10/17/mervyns-to-shut-down-all-149-stores/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/10/17/mervyns-to-shut-down-all-149-stores/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Oct 2008 23:30:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daniel Taylor</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[cheap ass]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[going back to school]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[po folks]]></category>

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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=9298</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
So Mervyn&#8217;s is finally fucking off. Man I&#8217;d be really fucking bummed if this was 1987 and I was going back to school shopping with my cheap-ass mom looking for husky-sized Levi&#8217;s and Reebok&#8217;s. But hey, its 2008 and no one gives a fuck about Mervyn&#8217;s because all the po&#8217; folks go to Wal-Mart and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;I Want A Big O&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/10/09/i-want-a-big-o/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/10/09/i-want-a-big-o/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2008 22:14:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>alisse</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[candidates]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[dildo]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Geroge Bush]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[HEADOSTATE]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[Obama]]></category>

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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=9188</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Forget Nailin&#8217; Paylin, it&#8217;s supposably all about HEADOSTATE now. $21.95 worth every penny!?
&#8220;Love your candidate, let him love you back!&#8221;

Next up:

&#8220;He&#8217;s been screwing you for 8 years so you might as well enjoy it!&#8221;

	Tags: candidates &#124; dildo &#124; Geroge Bush &#124; HEADOSTATE &#124; Nailin' Paylin &#124; Obama &#124; sex &#124; toys

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		<title>Crystal Head Vodka</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/10/03/crystal-head-vodka/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/10/03/crystal-head-vodka/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Oct 2008 23:33:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>alisse</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=9150</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
Dan Aykroyd has lost it. Or this is a joke? I&#8217;m Russian and I love my vodka, but this is just plain creeping me out.
Thousands of years ago, thirteen crystal heads were scattered across the earth – and they are greater and more powerful than anything we have the ability to manufacture today. Their workmanship [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Due To Lack Of Sarah Palin Posts:</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/10/03/due-to-lack-of-sarah-palin-posts/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/10/03/due-to-lack-of-sarah-palin-posts/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Oct 2008 23:25:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>alisse</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[Fun]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[games]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Garbage Pail Kids]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Garbage Palin Kids]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[homies]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[kid]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[sarah palin]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Vice Presidential candidate]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=9145</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I used to love these lil&#8217; guys when I was a kid. I spent countless hours of fun with my Garbage Pail and Homies collection.


	Tags: Fun &#124; games &#124; Garbage Pail Kids &#124; Garbage Palin Kids &#124; homies &#124; kid &#124; sarah palin &#124; Vice Presidential candidate

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	Tornado warning in Washington D.C.! What the F?! [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Just In Time For Winter&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/10/03/just-in-time-for-winter/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/10/03/just-in-time-for-winter/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Oct 2008 23:16:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>alisse</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[Snowboarding]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[Burton]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[new series]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[oldschool]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[snow]]></category>

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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=9141</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[So it&#8217;s raining and I&#8217;m chilly and that makes me think of snowwwwwwwwww. Weee.
Burton Snowboards new series &#8220;Love&#8221; has boards clad with oldschool Playboy models.
Moms across America are worried for their lil&#8217; boys. Anyways, I think they&#8217;re fly and I would even ride one! Come on Burton, hook a sista up!


	Tags: Burton &#124; Love &#124; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Larry Flynt &#038; Sarah Palin</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/10/03/larry-flynt-sarah-palin/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/10/03/larry-flynt-sarah-palin/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Oct 2008 23:09:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>alisse</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[Condoleezza]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Craigslist]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Hilary]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[Larry Flynt]]></category>

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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=9139</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Porn producer, Larry Flynt, is making a porno all about the one and only Sarah Palin. The search on Craigslist, yes seriously, has ended. Flynt found his leading lady and the movie is now in pre-production.
&#8220;Nailin&#8217; Paylin&#8221; has been put on rapid production so it arrives within the next month before the election. There are [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Devin The Dude Cover Art NOW</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/09/29/devin-the-dude-cover-art-now/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/09/29/devin-the-dude-cover-art-now/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Sep 2008 21:06:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>alisse</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=9098</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[So in anticipation of Devin The Dude&#8217;s new album, &#8220;Landing Gear,&#8221; I stumbled across the cover artwork and it made me giggle and it&#8217;s fly. Get it? I&#8217;m tired. &#8220;Landing Gear&#8221; drops October 7th. Get ready for it to BLOW YOUR MIND.


	Tags: cover art &#124; Devin the Dude &#124; flying &#124; joint &#124; Landing Gear [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Not That You Care&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/09/12/not-that-you-care/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Sep 2008 23:47:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Nickels</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230; NEW SHOES!!!!!!!!

Jeffrey Campbell &#8220;Marly&#8221;. Get &#8216;em here before that bitch you hate gets &#8216;em first.
If you&#8217;ve never heard of the Jeffrey Campbell brand, let me elaborate. I&#8217;m not plugging him for an personal benefit or gain (unfortunately), this isn&#8217;t some sell out review or ad for them. But I&#8217;m 100% genuinely in love with [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Attention Aspiring Rappers</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/09/12/attention-aspiring-rappers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Sep 2008 23:19:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daniel Taylor</dc:creator>
		
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You can&#8217;t step to these cats when it comes to freestyling. 

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		<title>Get One Today!</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/09/11/get-one-today/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/09/11/get-one-today/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Sep 2008 22:44:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>alisse</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Get your very own Sarah Palin action figure doll. Choose from school girl, executive or super hero.



	Tags: action figure &#124; doll &#124; executive &#124; Governor &#124; John McCain &#124; sarah palin &#124; school girl &#124; super hero

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		<title>MySpace Music Store</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/09/11/myspace-music-store-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Sep 2008 22:31:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>alisse</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[By the end of September the MySpace music store will be up and running. It will allow users to download and stream millions of songs from major labels. New music and back catalog will be available.
MySpace Music will be competing with Apple iTunes but they are planning on offering more music sharing and an overall [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kanye is a Little Bitch&#8230; Again</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/09/11/kanye-is-a-little-bitch-again/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/09/11/kanye-is-a-little-bitch-again/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Sep 2008 20:03:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dallas VonKillbot</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=8998</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m not even going to dignify this with anything more than stating Kanye West thinks he&#8217;s bigger than the world, and hopefully he realizes he&#8217;s a pompous ass when gets a week&#8217;s stay in the joint for assault.  From Durden:
A still photographer was trying to take pics of Kanye at the American Airlines terminal. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Howard Stern At It Again</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/09/10/howard-stern-at-it-again/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/09/10/howard-stern-at-it-again/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Sep 2008 23:54:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>alisse</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Howard Stern&#8217;s newest business: Auctioning a 22-year-old girl&#8217;s virginity! Going by the name Natalie Dylan for safety precautions, this girl is willing to auction her virginity on Sirius radio to pay for her college tuition. She has agreed to take a polygraph test and a gynecological exam to prove she is in fact a virgin.

I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Cool Kids and Famous Stars and Straps Collabo Shirt</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/09/05/the-cool-kids-and-famous-stars-and-straps-collabo-shirt/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/09/05/the-cool-kids-and-famous-stars-and-straps-collabo-shirt/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Sep 2008 22:11:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Nickels</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[The Cool Kids and Famous Stars and Straps collaborated on this flashyass t-shirt:

Videomatt is already ordering one a size too small. I&#8230; think they spent no more than ten minutes on the design. You?

	Tags: collabo shirt &#124; Cool Kids &#124; famous shirt &#124; famous stars and straps &#124; the cool kids &#124; travis barker

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		<title>Entourage Air</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/09/04/entourage-air/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2008 22:07:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>alisse</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Love the hit HBO series Entourage? Got loads of cash? Hit this up!

Entourage has partnered with Richard Branson of Virgin America and are taking over domestic flights. Entourage Air will offer flights from John F. Kennedy International Airport in New York to Las Vegas. When the Vegas-bound flights take off, there will be some product [...]]]></description>
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