Music lovers in China have been banned from accessing and using Apple’s iTunes store because 46 Olympic athletes downloaded a Tibet protest album. The government is said to be behind the blocking of the site. Athletes from Beijing, North America and Europe used iTunes to download “Songs For Tibet” which was offered for free from the United States-based International Campaign for Tibet.

The album was produced by a band, The Art of Peace Foundation, and is about the rights of Tibetans. Artists on the album include Sting, Moby, Damien Rice plus others. It launched a few days before the opening ceremonies.

China is known for blocking “politically sensitive content” and Apple won’t explain but did acknowledge the block. Plenty of Chinese are offended by the album and are planning protests. What else could they possibly ban next?

Mr. Lif is fusing music with politics in a new way. He will be writing 1 to 2 songs every 3 weeks..

until Election Day (November 4), following which Mr. Lif will release one more single based on his post electoral thoughts. This single will preface the release of the I Heard It Today (Bloodbot Tactical Enterprises) full length on Inauguration Day (January 20, 2009). The album will feature additional unreleased tracks and corresponding artwork.

Mr. Lif says…

“With a new administration on the horizon, many of us are hoping things will change for the better. We are all hoping our voices will be heard and our concerns met with solutions. This project allows me to voice and magnify the all too often ignored opinions of the American people. My research has led me to speak with so many citizens nation wide, and the stories of your struggles combined with the knowledge of my own struggles have given birth to the project now known as I Heard It Today. “

You can also tune into his Presidential Reports on his MySpace page where he will regularly comment on current events. Allhiphop.com will have exclusive streams of the tracks one day prior to release. And we’re a little jealous.

wearing scrunchies! AND ugly tights!!

yes, I know that collectively they look like the 8 year old girls who would normally sport such atrocity BUT don’t be fooled!

these bitches are grown ass women (well, maybe not the Chinese ones according to this here) and should be tried as so for continuously committing crimes of fashion.

CALLING ALL CARS!!!!

it’s not 1990 anymore people. yes, I know you were born the in the 90’s but I’m sorry, it’s shit is ridiculous.

Shawn Johnson, Nastia Liukin and the rest of you bitches need to pawn off your shiny medals and Nike contracts for some new clothes, hair accessories and maybe even some growth hormone because being 18 and barely topping 5′0” or weighing 90lbs is NOT NORMAL!!!

but shizzz… i guess if it can make you do some of the sick shit i saw in this video below AND kick the Chinese’s ass, then who cares right?

In the episode of Family Guy where Peter gets Death (Adam Corolla) a date with an awkward pet shop owner, Death and the girl go out to a coffee shop. The conversation goes quiet, and Death, trying to perk up the unbearable scilence, asks, “So, have you been on the internet? They’ve got some crazy things on that internet”.  Death was undoubtedly talking about people that have sex with cars.

Mechaphiles, or people with a fetish towards machinery, are a quiet group of people in the sex world, but they do exist. Forums like Sex With Cars allow people with like-minded interests about fornicating with cars, boats, etc. to come together, although most of these sites seem to be pretty dead in terms of activity.

After a tad of research and some really creepy mental pictures, I’ve come to realize there are actually people out there into weirder shit than me (hell, some people would claim that getting peed on with an apple in my mouth, tied up like a roasted pig while Disney’s Bambi is playing in the background isn’t that weird in the first place). Anyways, after the jump is the complete guide to having sex with cars… I don’t know if it’s appropriate for minors, but I’m pretty confused about the whole topic in general.

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The whole topic of Bigfoot has really raised some eyebrows in the recent weeks. Lucky for us, the anthropological masters over at Manchild Drink Beer have sifted through billions of hours of footage to bring you the most informative news on the subject. Check out the 2 videos below to learn about the origins of the new findings, as well as what the alleged creature had with him when he was found.

THIS BATTLE IS NOT FAKE IT IS REAL. THE WINNER WILL NOW BE A MEME.