<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<!-- generator="wordpress/2.2" -->
<rss version="2.0"
	xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"
	xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"
	xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"
	>

<channel>
	<title>Synthesis Magazine Blog &#187; Random</title>
	<link>http://blog.synthesis.net</link>
	<description>A music blog with a techy twist, twisted content, and other entertainment oddities viral and live from Northern California.</description>
	<pubDate>Sun, 11 May 2008 18:45:02 +0000</pubDate>
	<generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2</generator>
	<language>en</language>
			<item>
		<title>It&#8217;s Official</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/09/its-official-2/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/09/its-official-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 10 May 2008 02:09:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dain</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Band of the Day]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Culture]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Music]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Random]]></category>

	<!-- AutoMeta Start -->
	<category>kickoff</category>
	<category>shine</category>
	<category>kanye</category>
	<category>featuring</category>
	<category>summer</category>
	<category>listen</category>
	<category>american</category>
	<category>song</category>
	<!-- AutoMeta End -->
	
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/09/its-official-2/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;American Boy&#8221; featuring Kanye on Estelle&#8217;s Shine album is the summer kickoff song of 2008. Listen here!
office furniture in Bulgaria
office furniture in Bulgaria

]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/09/its-official-2/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Nickelback Is The Lamest Band In The Universe</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/09/nickelback-is-the-lamest-band-in-the-universe/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/09/nickelback-is-the-lamest-band-in-the-universe/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 20:39:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jacob</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Idiocy]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Music]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Random]]></category>
<category>all the right reasons</category><category>creed</category><category>lame</category><category>lyrics</category><category>nickelback</category><category>platinum</category><category>rockstar</category><category>suck</category>
	<!-- AutoMeta Start -->
	<category>nickelback</category>
	<category>nickelback</category>
	<category>lamer</category>
	<category>lamest</category>
	<category>meals</category>
	<category>reek</category>
	<category>melodramatic</category>
	<category>bizkit</category>
	<!-- AutoMeta End -->
	
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/09/nickelback-is-the-lamest-band-in-the-universe/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
I hold with the utmost contention that Nickelback is the indeed the lamest mainstream rock band of the last 25 years.  Lamer than Creed, lamer than Poison, lamer than even Limp Bizkit. I&#8217;m listening to &#8220;Rockstar&#8221; right now, and I just can&#8217;t believe it. Is there no limit to Nickelback&#8217;s level of cheese? A [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/09/nickelback-is-the-lamest-band-in-the-universe/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Banned Instrument Makes You Go Crazy</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/09/banned-instrument-makes-you-go-crazy/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/09/banned-instrument-makes-you-go-crazy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 18:32:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Nickels</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[YouTube]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Paranormal]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Idiocy]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Science]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Music]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Culture]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Random]]></category>
<category>banned instrument</category><category>ben franklin</category><category>benjamin franklin</category><category>glass armonica</category>
	<!-- AutoMeta Start -->
	<category>instrument</category>
	<category>1761</category>
	<category>armonica</category>
	<category>rochlitz</category>
	<category>glass</category>
	<category>profoundly</category>
	<category>friedrich</category>
	<category>musicologist</category>
	<!-- AutoMeta End -->
	
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/09/banned-instrument-makes-you-go-crazy/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Benjamin Franklin invented the glass armonica in 1761 after being profoundly moved by the sounds of the glass harp. Little did he know that his instrument WAS THE DEVIL:

German musicologist Friedrich Rochlitz stated “the armonica excessively stimulates the nerves, plunges the player into a nagging depression and hence into a dark and melancholy mood that [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/09/banned-instrument-makes-you-go-crazy/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>The Woman Who Couldn&#8217;t Forget</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/09/the-woman-who-couldnt-forget/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/09/the-woman-who-couldnt-forget/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 17:58:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Nickels</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Science]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Random]]></category>
<category>cant forget</category><category>hyperthymestic</category><category>medical marvel</category><category>memory</category><category>remembering</category><category>tv guide</category><category>woman remembers everything</category>
	<!-- AutoMeta Start -->
	<category>remembe</category>
	<category>jill</category>
	<category>price</category>
	<!-- AutoMeta End -->
	
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/09/the-woman-who-couldnt-forget/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Jill Price is 42 and can remember every tiny detail of her life since she was 14. Give her a random date and she&#8217;ll tell you not only what day of the week it was, but everything she did since she woke up. Some call it a gift, she calls it a curse.
&#8220;I also recall [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/09/the-woman-who-couldnt-forget/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Texas Kids Dig Up A Corpse and Use the Head for a Bong</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/08/texas-kids-dig-up-a-corpse-and-use-the-head-for-a-bong/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/08/texas-kids-dig-up-a-corpse-and-use-the-head-for-a-bong/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 22:03:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daniel Taylor</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Random]]></category>

	<!-- AutoMeta Start -->
	<category>honeybear</category>
	<category>bong</category>
	<category>corpse</category>
	<category>juvenile</category>
	<category>gonzalez</category>
	<category>documents</category>
	<category>durfee</category>
	<category>decapitating</category>
	<!-- AutoMeta End -->
	
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/08/texas-kids-dig-up-a-corpse-and-use-the-head-for-a-bong/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
So badass!
Two men and a juvenile are accused of digging up a corpse, decapitating the body and using the head to smoke marijuana, according to court documents. Matthew Gonzalez and Kevin Jones have been charged with the misdemeanor offense of abuse of a corpse, said Scott Durfee, a spokesman for the Harris County District Attorneys [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/08/texas-kids-dig-up-a-corpse-and-use-the-head-for-a-bong/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Ouch, Charlie!</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/08/ouch-charlie/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/08/ouch-charlie/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 21:17:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Nickels</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[YouTube]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Comedy]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Idiocy]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Internet]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Random]]></category>
<category>ainslie henderson</category><category>charlie bit me</category><category>charlie bit me remix</category><category>that really hurts</category>
	<!-- AutoMeta Start -->
	<category>charlie</category>
	<category>nickels</category>
	<category>biting</category>
	<category>finger</category>
	<category>incident</category>
	<category>remember</category>
	<category>apparently</category>
	<category>youtube</category>
	<!-- AutoMeta End -->
	
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/08/ouch-charlie/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Apparently it&#8217;s YouTube Day for Ms. Nickels. Anyway, remember little Charlie and the finger biting incident? People LOVE that Charlie! What an effortless lil comedian! He&#8217;s got 20something MILLION EFFING VIEWS and has our Video Matt steaming from jealousy.



And here&#8217;s the semi-decent Charlie Bit Me song that the talented Ainslie Henderson wrote just for him. [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/08/ouch-charlie/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Texas Sinkhole Continues To Grow</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/08/texas-sinkhole-continues-to-grow/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/08/texas-sinkhole-continues-to-grow/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 19:57:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jacob</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Environment]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Random]]></category>
<category>daisetta</category><category>oil</category><category>sinkhole</category><category>texas</category><category>tractor</category>
	<!-- AutoMeta Start -->
	<category>sinkhole</category>
	<category>daisetta</category>
	<category>soluble</category>
	<category>swallowed</category>
	<category>monitoring</category>
	<category>unfolding</category>
	<category>swallowing</category>
	<category>tractor</category>
	<!-- AutoMeta End -->
	
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/08/texas-sinkhole-continues-to-grow/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
Sinkhole: a hole formed in soluble rock by the action of water, serving to conduct surface water to an underground passage.
So one of those is now 600 yards wide and 200 feet deep, and has swallowed up the tractor and cab of an 18-wheel farm vehicle. This whole scene is unfolding in the small community [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/08/texas-sinkhole-continues-to-grow/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Crazy Girl On A Train</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/08/crazy-girl-on-a-train/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/08/crazy-girl-on-a-train/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 18:48:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Nickels</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Crime]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[YouTube]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Comedy]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Idiocy]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Culture]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Internet]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Random]]></category>

	<!-- AutoMeta Start -->
	<category>tape</category>
	<category>caught</category>
	<category>moment</category>
	<!-- AutoMeta End -->
	
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/08/crazy-girl-on-a-train/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Someone caught this slightly aggro moment on tape.



]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/08/crazy-girl-on-a-train/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>John Mayer Writes a Song!</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/08/john-mayer-writes-a-song/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/08/john-mayer-writes-a-song/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 18:29:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dallas VonKillbot</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Music]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Random]]></category>
<category>John Mayer</category><category>lulz</category>
	<!-- AutoMeta Start -->
	<category>mayer</category>
	<category>writes</category>
	<category>enigma</category>
	<category>insightful</category>
	<category>rips</category>
	<category>john</category>
	<category>surprisingly</category>
	<category>trio</category>
	<!-- AutoMeta End -->
	
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/08/john-mayer-writes-a-song/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[John Mayer has always been a little bit of an enigma for me&#8230; he writes pretty damn good pop songs, rips in his blues trio, and is surprisingly insightful on his blog site.  Now, Mayer takes time out of his schedule to show us how his creative process works.  Enjoi.



Makin&#8217; Music with John [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/08/john-mayer-writes-a-song/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Zach Galifianakis brings the lulz yet again&#8230;.</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/07/zach-galifianakis-brings-the-lulz-yet-again/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/07/zach-galifianakis-brings-the-lulz-yet-again/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 00:26:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Sloth</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[YouTube]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Comedy]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Random]]></category>

	<!-- AutoMeta Start -->
	<category>beach</category>
	<category>party</category>
	<!-- AutoMeta End -->
	
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/07/zach-galifianakis-brings-the-lulz-yet-again/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Let&#8217;s have a beach party!!!!



]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/07/zach-galifianakis-brings-the-lulz-yet-again/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Madonna Wants Your Attention</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/07/madonna-wants-your-attention/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/07/madonna-wants-your-attention/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 22:41:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Nickels</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Comedy]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Environment]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Idiocy]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Internet]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Music]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Culture]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Random]]></category>
<category>barsexual</category><category>bisexual celebrities</category><category>chico state</category><category>madge</category><category>madonna</category><category>madonna makes out with girl</category><category>madonna making out</category><category>urban dictionary</category>
	<!-- AutoMeta Start -->
	<category>madonna</category>
	<category>sistahs</category>
	<category>betch</category>
	<category>sorority</category>
	<category>frat</category>
	<category>holler</category>
	<category>frequent</category>
	<category>shirt</category>
	<!-- AutoMeta End -->
	
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/07/madonna-wants-your-attention/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[If Madonna went to Chico State (our local college) she&#8217;d probably frequent the bars Riley&#8217;s and Franky&#8217;s and take her shirt off a lot. I can see it now, the frat bros hollering, &#8220;YEAH! Chico! WOOO!!!&#8221; the sorority girls crying, &#8220;OMG, WHAT A BETCH!&#8221; and me googling that Urban Dictionary word I saw the other [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/07/madonna-wants-your-attention/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Dad?</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/07/dad/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/07/dad/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 20:25:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Nickels</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Comedy]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Idiocy]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Internet]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Art]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Random]]></category>
<category>lolz</category><category>lulz</category><category>man babies</category><category>manbaby</category>
	<!-- AutoMeta Start -->
	<category>lolz</category>
	<!-- AutoMeta End -->
	
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/07/dad/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The new site for LOLz&#8230; Manbabies
GET MORE AT ManBabies.com!
]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/07/dad/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Killer Whales Hunt Dolphins, True Story</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/07/killer-whales-hunt-dolphins-true-story/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/07/killer-whales-hunt-dolphins-true-story/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 19:39:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Nickels</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Environment]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Random]]></category>
<category>dolphins</category><category>environment</category><category>environmental</category><category>killer whale hunting</category><category>killer whales</category><category>orcas</category><category>port elizabeth</category><category>ranier schimpf</category><category>south africa</category><category>whale pods</category>
	<!-- AutoMeta Start -->
	<category>herald</category>
	<category>photo</category>
	<!-- AutoMeta End -->
	
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/07/killer-whales-hunt-dolphins-true-story/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
Photo from The Herald, article from Environmental Graffiti:
A tour operator in Port Elizabeth, South Africa, unwittingly stumbled into the history books this weekend when he, his boat captain, and four tourists were in the right place at the right time to make the first recording ever of Orca whales hunting dolphins.

Ranier Schimpf was leading a [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/07/killer-whales-hunt-dolphins-true-story/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Kermit is keeping it TOO real&#8230;.</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/07/kermit-is-keeping-it-too-real/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/07/kermit-is-keeping-it-too-real/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 19:08:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Sloth</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[YouTube]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Comedy]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Random]]></category>

	<!-- AutoMeta Start -->
	<category></category>
	<!-- AutoMeta End -->
	
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/07/kermit-is-keeping-it-too-real/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[


]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/07/kermit-is-keeping-it-too-real/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>GTA IV Makes A Killing</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/07/gta-iv-makes-a-killing/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/07/gta-iv-makes-a-killing/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 17:34:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Nickels</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Retail]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Markets]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Paid]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Crime]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Technology]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Idiocy]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Random]]></category>
<category>grand theft auto</category><category>gta</category><category>gta iv</category><category>halo 3</category><category>rockstar</category><category>video games</category><category>violent video games</category>
	<!-- AutoMeta Start -->
	<category>riots</category>
	<category>million</category>
	<category>rockstar</category>
	<category>copies</category>
	<category>16th</category>
	<category>anniversary</category>
	<category>bought</category>
	<category>happened</category>
	<!-- AutoMeta End -->
	
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/07/gta-iv-makes-a-killing/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s been 5 days since GTA IV came out and Rockstar has already sold 6 million copies of the game, beating out Halo 3&#8217;s launch week. 4 million people bought it the day it came out, which happened to be the 16th anniversary of the LA Riots. The game has generated $390 million. Violent video [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/07/gta-iv-makes-a-killing/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Alex Rodriguez Is Kind of A Wimp</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/06/alex-rodriguez-is-kind-of-a-wimp/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/06/alex-rodriguez-is-kind-of-a-wimp/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 23:18:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ryan</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Sports]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Random]]></category>
<category>Alex Rodriguez</category><category>Cynthia Rodriguez</category><category>fainting</category>
	<!-- AutoMeta Start -->
	<category>nurse</category>
	<category>cynthia</category>
	<category>rodriguez</category>
	<category>rodriguez</category>
	<category>alex</category>
	<category>indifference</category>
	<category>homeruns</category>
	<category>regales</category>
	<!-- AutoMeta End -->
	
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/06/alex-rodriguez-is-kind-of-a-wimp/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
In an upcoming episode of YES Network&#8217;s YESterdays, Alex Rodriguez&#8217;s wife Cynthia regales us with tales of A-Rod&#8217;s less-than heroic off-field endeavors. According to Cynthia, Rodriguez fainted at the hospital while his wife was giving birth to the couple&#8217;s first child in 2004.
&#8220;The one nurse had a cold cloth on his head. The other nurse [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/06/alex-rodriguez-is-kind-of-a-wimp/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Chaiten Volcano Erupts, Forces Evacuations</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/06/chaiten-volcano-erupts-forces-evacuations/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/06/chaiten-volcano-erupts-forces-evacuations/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 21:05:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ryan</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Environment]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Apocalypse]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Random]]></category>
<category>Chaiten Volcano</category><category>Chile</category><category>volcano</category>
	<!-- AutoMeta Start -->
	<category>volcano</category>
	<category>chaiten</category>
	<category>evacuations</category>
	<category>eruption</category>
	<category>spewed</category>
	<category>erupting</category>
	<category>deteriorated</category>
	<category>lara</category>
	<!-- AutoMeta End -->
	
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/06/chaiten-volcano-erupts-forces-evacuations/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
After a 450 year lapse in eruption, Chile&#8217;s Chaiten volcano spewed ash and lava more than 12 miles into the sky. The eruption prompted evacuations, with some people fleeing to neighboring Argentina.
Rodrigo Rojas of the National Emergency Office said the situation had deteriorated suddenly.
&#8220;Today the volcano is erupting with pyroclastic material on a different scale,&#8221; [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/06/chaiten-volcano-erupts-forces-evacuations/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>It&#8217;s Going Down at SDSU</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/06/its-going-down-at-sdsu/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/06/its-going-down-at-sdsu/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 19:37:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Nickels</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Paid]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Markets]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Crime]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Idiocy]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Culture]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Random]]></category>
<category>cocaine</category><category>drug bust</category><category>marijuana</category><category>Operation Sudden Fall</category><category>pot</category><category>san diego</category><category>san diego state university</category><category>sting</category><category>sting operation</category><category>weed</category>
	<!-- AutoMeta Start -->
	<category>studying</category>
	<category>homeland</category>
	<category>bust</category>
	<category>degree</category>
	<category>criminal</category>
	<category>justice</category>
	<category>students</category>
	<category>drugs</category>
	<!-- AutoMeta End -->
	
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/06/its-going-down-at-sdsu/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[There was a huge drug bust at San Diego State today. Nearly 100 people arrested for selling drugs in &#8220;Operation Sudden Fall&#8221;. 75 of them were students, more than a few of them studying for a degree in criminal justice and homeland security. The DEA infiltrated seven frats, where students regularly bought coke from frequently [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/06/its-going-down-at-sdsu/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Exceptional UFO Sighting</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/06/my-favorite-ufo-sighting/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/06/my-favorite-ufo-sighting/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 19:18:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jacob</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Technology]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Random]]></category>
<category>2006</category><category>cars</category><category>poland</category><category>shut down</category><category>snow</category><category>UFO</category><category>winter</category><category>zdany</category>
	<!-- AutoMeta Start -->
	<category>sighting</category>
	<category>zdany</category>
	<category>disregarded</category>
	<category>sharpest</category>
	<category>poland</category>
	<category>seek</category>
	<category>favorites</category>
	<category>photographer</category>
	<!-- AutoMeta End -->
	
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/06/my-favorite-ufo-sighting/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[ 
These are some of the sharpest UFO photos ever taken, from one of my particular favorites. The sighting, which occurred near Zdany, Poland in 2006, shut down two passing cars. The photographer did not seek fame and disregarded public attention. Read about the incident here.

]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/06/my-favorite-ufo-sighting/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Tree Looks Like Woman</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/06/tree-looks-like-woman/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/06/tree-looks-like-woman/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 18:33:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jacob</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Comedy]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Idiocy]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Random]]></category>
<category>amazing</category><category>incredible</category><category>looks like</category><category>tree</category><category>woman</category>
	<!-- AutoMeta Start -->
	<category>climb</category>
	<!-- AutoMeta End -->
	
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/06/tree-looks-like-woman/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
Anybody up for a climb?
]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/06/tree-looks-like-woman/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		</item>
	</channel>
</rss>
