Photog Jill Greenberg was hired to shoot McCain for The Atlantic Monthly. She was able to sneak in this ultra flattering manipulated picture from the photo shoot on to her Web site. This face is going to give me nightmares, thanks.

Sarah Palin may be ready to bomb Russia, but she still needs to learn how to hide her complete ignorance of foreign policy a little better. Oh yeah, I forgot, actually being intelligent in politics these days is a bad thing, it makes you an “elitist” or if you’re black, “uppity.”

Get your very own Sarah Palin action figure doll. Choose from school girl, executive or super hero.

Matt Damon was interviewed for some reason regarding the upcoming presidential elections. In the clip, we see Damon struggling with coming to grips that there’s a good chance if elected, Palin will have the opportunity to take of this country (you know, due to McCain being like OVER 9000 years old).

Although the dude is just an actor, he makes some valid points on the topic. The facts are that the woman has made serious attempts to ban books (see the full list after the jump) like The Grapes of Wrath, To Kill a Mocking Bird and Death of a Salesman. She is an active member of a community that believes in ‘praying away the gay‘. She’s in an active investigation from the state of Alaska for her misguided ethics. Her religious bias, along with John McCain, is going to be actively pursuing taking away abortion, o.t.c. birth control, women’s services, etc.
But fuck it, what do I know. I’m just some dickhead on the internet with an opinion who happens to write on this AWARD WINNING blog site.

Click more for the books Palin was trying to have burned removed from libraries and schools… oh, Harry Potter fans? You’ll be in for a treat.
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Fuck all this Joe Biden / Sarah Palin bullshit. The real running mates for this year’s presidential candidates are the legacies of the last two Presidents, both of whom had eight years to show America what their respective political party could bring to the Executive Office. So here’s the choice. Which one do you want America? Actually, don’t answer that yet. Give it a minute. Think REAL hard. On today, the anniversary of 9/11, its your civic duty to give some thought to the question of whether we want to rejoin the policy-line of former President Clinton, or continue onward with the age of current President Bush. Answer in the comments.

In b4 Ron Paul/Ralph Nader/etc

i guess there’s never been a better time to be a pig in the world today. whether you’re trying to become the next fashion icon (in leiu of Alisse’s post yesterday) or the next US President.

This week on ABC’s The View, conservative hostess Elisabeth Hasselbeck actually defended Barack Obama.

YES, i cant believe it too. Could it be that Hell has frozen over? Or is it more like the day pigs could fly?

you see for yourself here.