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	<title>Synthesis Magazine Blog &#187; Politics</title>
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	<description>A music blog with a techy twist, twisted content, and other entertainment oddities viral and live from Northern California.</description>
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		<title>George McGovern: Voice of Reason</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/07/george-mcgovern-voice-of-reason/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 18:27:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>spencer</dc:creator>
		
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There&#8217;s a reason why Hunter S. Thompson thought fairly well of George McGovern (well, for a politician anyway&#8230;) - his idealism didn&#8217;t stand in the way of his reason. (Maybe. It&#8217;s been a while since I read Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail &#8216;72. I kinda forget the details, except the part where Thompson [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Immaculate Infection 5/5/08: Reverend Wright and the Death of the Original Day Tripper</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/05/immaculate-infection-5508-reverend-wright-and-the-death-of-the-original-day-tripper/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 May 2008 18:57:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>spencer</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[[Once again Synthesis Blog brings you the rambling wisdom and sagacious meditations of our Synthesis Weekly columnist, Mad Bob Howard. The reclusive and gun-toting Mad Bob can be reached at madbob@madbob.com]
Dude, STFU!
Reverend Wright and the Death of the Original Day Tripper

Believe me, I desperately want to stop writing about politics as much as you probably [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Schizos, Green Lips, and Shiny Legs: Immaculate Infection</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/02/schizos-green-lips-and-shiny-legs-immaculate-infection/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/02/schizos-green-lips-and-shiny-legs-immaculate-infection/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 19:15:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>spencer</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[The following is a Synthesis Weekly column penned by Bob Howard, whose written works can also be found here 
&#8230;Democracy is a poor system; the only thing that can be said for it is that it&#8217;s eight times as good as any other method. Its worst fault is that its leaders reflect their constituents&#8230;&#8221;
- Jubal [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Clinton Adviser Mickey Kantor Called Indiana Voters Bad Words&#8230;in 1992</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/02/clinton-adviser-mickey-kantor-called-indiana-voters-bad-wordsin-1992/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/02/clinton-adviser-mickey-kantor-called-indiana-voters-bad-wordsin-1992/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 19:03:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>spencer</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Okay&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.WHO GIVES A SHIT?
For Chrissakes people, as much as I prefer Obama over Clinton, if anyone is in an uproar over what one of Hilary&#8217;s advisers said behind closed doors, they&#8217;re simply trying too hard. Really, people? Apparently, while gloating over returns in 1992, Bill Clinton Adviser Mickey Kantor referred to Indiana voters as &#8220;Shit,&#8221; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Barbara Walters Admits to Affair with Senator Edward Brooke</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/01/barbara-walters-admits-to-affair-with-senator-edward-brooke/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/01/barbara-walters-admits-to-affair-with-senator-edward-brooke/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2008 23:29:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ryan</dc:creator>
		
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Barbara Walters upcoming appearance on The Oprah Winfrey Show will center around a recent admission of her affair with then-married Massachusetts Senator Edward Brooke.

The affair happened over 30 years ago, and lasted for a few years during the &#8217;70s. Brooke was the first African-American to be elected to the Senate by popular vote, and at [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ron Paul Introduces New Marijuana Legislation</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/04/29/ron-paul-introduces-new-marijuana-legislation/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/04/29/ron-paul-introduces-new-marijuana-legislation/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 19:07:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today, Texas Congressman Ron Paul introduced the “Medical Marijuana Patient Protection Act”, H.R. 5842. This bill would bar the Federal Government and DEA from intervening in doctor/patient relationships that violate no state law.
As a physician, the Congressman believes that doctors and patients should make health care decisions, not politicians or federal agents. He cites a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jenna Bush Comes Out As a Liberal on Larry King</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/04/24/jenna-bush-comes-out-as-a-liberal-on-larry-king/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/04/24/jenna-bush-comes-out-as-a-liberal-on-larry-king/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Apr 2008 00:11:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daniel Taylor</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Whether getting busted for booze (twice) or fueling pre-marital pregnancy rumors with poor fashion choices, Jenna Bush has always been the headline grabber of President Bush&#8217;s two lovely daughters, and last night was no different. As a guest on Larry King Live last night, Jenna came clean and admitted that she will not necessarily vote for John McCain in the fall [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Democrats get their talking points from terrorists?</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/04/16/democrats-get-their-talking-points-from-terrorist/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/04/16/democrats-get-their-talking-points-from-terrorist/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Apr 2008 21:32:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fletch</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I realize Rush limbaugh will say anything to keep people like me irritated enough to blog about it. But does he even live on this Planet anymore?.  In his failing effort to link the Democratic party with terrorism and fascism, Rush  has discovered that the Democrats are using talking points from Iran and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>100 Mayors For Hillary Clinton: How To Sweep It Under The Rug 101</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/04/16/100-mayors-for-hillary-clinton-how-to-sweep-it-under-the-rug-101/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/04/16/100-mayors-for-hillary-clinton-how-to-sweep-it-under-the-rug-101/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Apr 2008 17:54:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Nickels</dc:creator>
		
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Yesterday&#8217;s misleadingly-titled &#8220;100 Mayors For Hillary&#8221; event went off without a hitch! &#8230; Except  only 19 mayors actually showed up to the Rotunda of the Pennsylvania Capital. What do you do when less than 20% of your guests show up?
Step 1: Throw their names on a plaque. Tell the public:
&#8220;Rally organizers never expected all 100 [...]]]></description>
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		<title>SHOCKING NEWS: Kentucky Congressman Geoff Davis Is Kinda Racist</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/04/15/shocking-news-kentucky-congressman-geoff-davis-is-kinda-racist/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/04/15/shocking-news-kentucky-congressman-geoff-davis-is-kinda-racist/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Apr 2008 20:01:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daniel Taylor</dc:creator>
		
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Of all the shocking political news that has come out recently, the fact that United States Rep. Geoff Davis, a Kentucky Republican made a racially slanted remark directed at African American Democratic Senator, and Presidential Candidate, Barack Obama is the most outlandish of all. Northern Kentucky  has a long, storied history of being one [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hillary Clinton Gets Stiff on Booze</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/04/14/hillary-clinton-gets-stiff-on-booze/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/04/14/hillary-clinton-gets-stiff-on-booze/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Apr 2008 19:53:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daniel Taylor</dc:creator>
		
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In order to help paint her opponent Barack Obama as the &#8220;elitist&#8221; candidate, on the heels of his recent remarks in San Francisco that small town Midwesterners &#8220;get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren&#8217;t like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jimmy Carter Snubbed by Israelis</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/04/14/jimmy-carter-snubbed-by-israelis/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Apr 2008 18:55:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James</dc:creator>
		
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Israel declined to offer former US President Jimmy Carter security help during his visit to the country. Carter&#8217;s planned meeting with Hamas leader Khaled Meshaal in Syria&#8230; and calling Israel&#8217;s policies in occupied Palestine &#8220;a system of apartheid&#8221; in a 2006 book probably didn&#8217;t help matters either.
&#8220;They&#8217;re not getting support from local security,&#8221; one of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>California Congressman Proposes 1500% Increase in Beer Tax</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/04/11/california-congressman-proposes-1500-increase-in-beer-tax/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/04/11/california-congressman-proposes-1500-increase-in-beer-tax/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Apr 2008 00:42:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daniel Taylor</dc:creator>
		
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This is the first time in awhile I&#8217;ve been ashamed of being a Democrat.  A lopdick state assemblyman by the name of Jim Beall is proposing in a new bill to increase the tax on a can or bottle of beer from the current $.02 to $.30, making a six pack $1.80 more expensive:
The people [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Say Fuck to China: Engrish With a Cause</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/04/11/say-fuck-to-china-engrish-with-a-cause/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/04/11/say-fuck-to-china-engrish-with-a-cause/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Apr 2008 21:57:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daniel Taylor</dc:creator>
		
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I saw this pic on /b/ today and figured it was just some typical Engrish. But then I saw another pic with the same &#8220;Say Fuck to China&#8221; slogan.

As it turns out there is actually a &#8220;Say Fuck to China&#8221; website, which explains itself thusly:
 By saying &#8220;fuck&#8221; to China, We dont say &#8220;fuck&#8221; to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why Rep. Monique Davis is Still the Worst Person in the World</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Apr 2008 19:25:06 +0000</pubDate>
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Didn’t you hear? Last week an Illinois Christian priest was derided and reprimanded by a state representative in front of the House State Government Administration Committee for spreading a philosophy that’s dangerous to children.
Oh wait, I’m sorry. It wasn’t a priest. It was an atheist who objected the government dishing out 1 million dollars to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jesse Ventura bench presses Sean Hannity</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Apr 2008 22:28:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fletch</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Not buying into Hannity&#8217;s attacks, Jesse Ventura plays it cool, despite the fact that he once held a gun that shot down an entire forest in Predator.






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		<title>San Francisco Is Pissed About the Olympic Torch</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Apr 2008 22:02:20 +0000</pubDate>
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The Olympic torch relay is at present, struggling it&#8217;s way down an alternate route in Downtown San Francisco after protesters scared organizers away from the original planned route:
The procession of the Olympic torch through San Francisco descended into farce today when the flame-holders ran only a few yards before disappearing into a warehouse, then re-emerging [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Legistorm: Good for American Politics</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/04/09/legistorm-good-for-american-politics/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Apr 2008 20:44:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>spencer</dc:creator>
		
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House Staffers and Political Pigs are getting all upset because Legistorm.com is posting already public information about their finances. Staffers who make more than $110,000 a year are required by law to make their information public. The web site, which has been in existence since 2006, recently started publishing information on use of public monies [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Senator David Vitter just can&#8217;t win</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Apr 2008 08:55:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fletch</dc:creator>
		
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		<title>Heidi Montag, Satan &#038; Idiots Endorse John McCain For President</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Apr 2008 14:02:31 +0000</pubDate>
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Hills star / spawn of Satan / Hollywood star Heidi Montag told Us Weekly “I’m voting for John McCain, I’m a Republican and McCain has a lot of experience.” Montag then minimized her endorsement and refered to herself in the third person saying “I don’t think anyone cares who Heidi Montag votes for.”
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