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	<title>Synthesis Magazine Blog &#187; Paranormal</title>
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	<description>A music blog with a techy twist, twisted content, and other entertainment oddities viral and live from Northern California.</description>
	<pubDate>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 20:46:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Life Sucks Die</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/05/22/life-sucks-die-2/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/05/22/life-sucks-die-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 May 2009 21:22:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daniel Taylor</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Chico]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Paranormal]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Pretty Cool Guy]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[antifreeze]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[bidwell park]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[pol pot]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[son of a bitch]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[stench]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[stupid piece]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[wild nature]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=12784</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The thing that sucks about life, besides the fact that we'll all die someday and nothing we've ever done will actually mean a single goddamn thing, is that, no matter how hard you try to be a good person, you end up just fucking everything up even worse.]]></description>
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		<title>Tunza Gunz</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/05/19/tunza-gunz/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/05/19/tunza-gunz/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2009 04:06:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>awellersdick</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Apocalypse]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Chico]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Crime]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Culture]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Idiocy]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Paranormal]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Random]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[War]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[2nd amendment]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[anti-gun activists]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[gun control]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[nra]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[revolvers]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[rifles]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[shotguns]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=12752</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
&#8220;A strong body makes the mind strong. As to the species of exercise, I advise the gun. While this gives moderate exercise to the body, it gives boldness, enterprise and independence to the mind&#8230;Let your gun therefore be the constant companion of your walks.&#8221; -Thomas Jefferson
The Westwood Rifle Range on Highway 36 in Lassen County [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Few Jonathan Troxler Religious Art Specimens</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/04/20/a-few-jonathan-troxler-religious-art-specimens/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/04/20/a-few-jonathan-troxler-religious-art-specimens/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2009 18:00:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>spencer</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Apocalypse]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Art]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Chico]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[Did It For the Lulz]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Environment]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Fashion]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Idiocy]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Internet]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[A Few Jonathan Troxler Religious Art Specimens]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[baby jesus]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Bob Howard]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Crack]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[jonathan]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[last friday]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[mad Bob]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[outsider art]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[outsider artist]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[paintings]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[religious art]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[santa claus]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[specimens]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[strumming the guitar]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[three stooges]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[three wise men]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[troxler]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[warp]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=12191</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[One of the neat things about editing the Syntheis Weekly is that I get a first-had crack at the action before the paper even hits the streets. Last Friday I was  proofing Mad Bob Howard&#8217;s column, and he referenced a fellow &#8220;outsider artist&#8221; (aside: something about the term &#8220;outsider art&#8221; or &#8220;outsider artist&#8221; makes [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Josh Freese FTW</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/03/31/josh-freese-ftw/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/03/31/josh-freese-ftw/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2009 20:57:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>spencer</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Art]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Music]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Paranormal]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Josh Freese FTW]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[since 1972]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[wins at life]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=11724</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[With the multiple-version release of his album Since 1972, Josh Freese has officially won life.

The album&#8217;s physical release is slated for 4/14. But don&#8217;t let that date stop you from purchasing one of these options now. I&#8217;m personally vying for the $10,000 version that includes his Volvo station wagon.
JOSH FREESE: SINCE 1972
$7
&#8211;Digital Download of &#8220;Since [...]]]></description>
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		<title>ASU Scientist: Aliens May Be Living Among Us, Undetected</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/02/18/asu-scientist-aliens-may-be-living-among-us-undetected/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/02/18/asu-scientist-aliens-may-be-living-among-us-undetected/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2009 01:27:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daniel Taylor</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Paranormal]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[american association for the advancement of science]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[arizona state university]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[arsenic]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[carbon hydrogen]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[extraterrestrial life]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[life on Mars]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[noses]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[organisms]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[paul davies]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[professor davies]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[science conference]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[systematic search]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[weird life]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=10979</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A bizarre race of Ancient Ones living on right beneath our noses, or perhaps as microbes "in our noses"?  Someone page HP Lovecraft]]></description>
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		<title>23 Years Later, Whitley Streiber Is Still Pissed</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/12/18/23-years-later-whitley-streiber-is-still-pissed/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/12/18/23-years-later-whitley-streiber-is-still-pissed/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Dec 2008 23:27:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daniel Taylor</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Film]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[Random]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Technology]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[books]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Afterlife]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[agony]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[avalanche]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[bagatelles]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Communion]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[december 26]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[deranged imagination]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[early winter]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Feelings]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[first contact]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[human experiences]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[left behind]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[liar]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[loneliness]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[pilgrimage]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[pinnacle]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[wheel]]></category>

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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=9839</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
As he nears the 23 year anniversary of his first contact with &#8220;the visitors,&#8221; Communion author and famous, if not infamous, paranormal icon Whitley Streiber is still struggling to be taken seriously, and he&#8217;s not too happy about it:
It is late here, midnight passing. December has come again, and for the past few months I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Is it just me&#8230;.?</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/11/25/is-it-just-me-2/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/11/25/is-it-just-me-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Nov 2008 05:01:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Douchébag</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Paranormal]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Pretty Cool Guy]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Random]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[bad ass]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[blow]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[esteban]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[jack nicholson]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=9651</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Or does not so bad ass Esteban kinda look like Pretty Cool Guy Jack Nicholson with a shitty bolero hat, shitty guitar and a shitty pony tail&#8230;.?

Jack Nicholson buys pounds of blow.
Esteban blows by the pound.
Hella.

	Tags: bad ass &#124; blow &#124; esteban &#124; jack nicholson

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		<title>Kozmic Kev Horoscope: September 8th – 14th</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/09/09/kozmic-kev-horoscope-september-8th-%e2%80%93-14th/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/09/09/kozmic-kev-horoscope-september-8th-%e2%80%93-14th/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Sep 2008 22:52:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>spencer</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Paranormal]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[charitable cause]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[circumstances]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[compassion]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[dry spell]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[experiences]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[floodgates]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[leo]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[local community]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[moon]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[peers]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[power tools]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[relatives]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[sunset]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[sweetness]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[taurus]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[wisdom of the ages]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=8978</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
Oh! Yes, wisdom of the ages! Stars and planets please tell us what to do! kozmickev@sunset.net&#8230;
Aries
Other people can make or break a relationship. You are dynamic, motivated and attractive. Your powers of persuasion are good provided you don&#8217;t hit people over the head with a point. Hard work is what&#8217;s going to get things done. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kozmic Kev Horoscope: September 1st – 7th</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/09/05/kozmic-kev-horoscope-september-1st-%e2%80%93-7th/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/09/05/kozmic-kev-horoscope-september-1st-%e2%80%93-7th/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Sep 2008 19:18:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>spencer</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Paranormal]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[appetite]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[band mates]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[better relationships]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[creative juice]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[creative projects]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[feral]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[free spirit]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[moneymaking opportunities]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[siblings]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[sweets]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[uncharted territory]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[weekly columnist]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=8950</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
[The following horoscope was written by Synthesis Weekly columnist Kozmic Kev. He can be reached at kozmickev@sunset.net.] 
Aries: Make it good and make it work. The moon aligns with Mars in your seventh house. Do your part to help make peace. The planets and stars support this decision. Work towards having better relationships. Whether it [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kozmic Debris Horoscope: August 25th – 31st</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/08/25/kozmic-debris-horoscope-august-25th-%e2%80%93-31st/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/08/25/kozmic-debris-horoscope-august-25th-%e2%80%93-31st/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Aug 2008 19:43:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>spencer</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[burdens]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[capricorn]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[dark closet]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[different things]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[down time]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[entertainment purposes]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[fruition]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[healthy eating]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[magic rock]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[new moon]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[pennies]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[personal growth]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[planning group]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[rock tumbler]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[true dreams]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[whiner]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=8817</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[[The following horoscope, written by Synthesis Weekly's longest running columnist Kozmic Kev, is for entertainment purposes only. Or you can plan your life to it accordingly. Hey, it's your life.]

Virgo 
Try new things. Your rebirth is here. The new moon in Virgo brings on a sense of intelligence along with a grounded earthy quality. Like [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kozmic Debris Horoscope: August 11th – 17th</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/08/13/kozmic-debris-horoscope-august-11th-%e2%80%93-17th/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/08/13/kozmic-debris-horoscope-august-11th-%e2%80%93-17th/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Aug 2008 18:36:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>spencer</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[aries]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[best route]]></category>

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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=8683</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[[The following horoscope, written by Synthesis Weekly's longest running columnist Kozmic Kev, is for entertainment purposes only. Or you can plan your life to it accordingly. Hey, it's your life.]

August 11th – 17th 
Aries 
You start this week strong with some transformational creative ability. Physical strength, service jobs and charitable causes remain at the top [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Horoscope: Kozmic Kev AUGUST 4TH – 10TH</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/08/05/horoscope-kozmic-kev-august-4th-%e2%80%93-10th/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/08/05/horoscope-kozmic-kev-august-4th-%e2%80%93-10th/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Aug 2008 00:22:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>spencer</dc:creator>
		
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Leo
Hunker down to the comfort of friends and family. Get to the very root of who you are. Listen to advice that promotes something positive. Keep on working on health and service issues. Strive for a spiritual relationship. New ways to finance things are presented to you. Saturday night and Sunday inspire creative expression and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kozmic Debris Horoscope: July 21st – 27th</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/07/23/kozmic-debris-horoscope-july-21st-%e2%80%93-27th/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2008 18:15:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>spencer</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=8454</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[[The following horoscope, written by Synthesis Weekly's longest running columnist Kozmic Kev, is for entertainment purposes only. Or you can plan your life by it. Hey, it's your dime.]
Cancer 
We say goodbye to your season on Tuesday at 3:55 AM PDT, and hello to your second house. This house shows us where our material values [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Monk Metal</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/07/18/monk-metal/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jul 2008 22:30:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>spencer</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=8379</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
Sometimes when I cruise news headlines, there&#8217;s one that just makes me flip the fuck out. Such as this one:

 Heavy metal monk in second album
Heavy Metal Monk? Light some incense and punch the floor.

From the BBC:
At first glance, Cesare Bonizzi looks like the archetypal Capuchin monk - round-faced, stout, with twinkling eyes and a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>This Is My Face When I Read This Blog</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/07/17/this-is-my-face-when-i-read-this-blog-12/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/07/17/this-is-my-face-when-i-read-this-blog-12/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jul 2008 00:41:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daniel Taylor</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[
Actually, this is my f&#8230;OMG WHAT IS THAT!!


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		<title>Horoscope: Kozmic Kev&#8217;s Kozmic Debris, 7/7 - 7/13</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/07/09/horoscope-kozmic-kev-from-7/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jul 2008 17:40:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[
[The following horoscope, written by Synthesis Weekly's longest running columnist Kozmic Kev, is for entertainment purposes only. Or you can plan your life to it accordingly. Either way.]
July 7th – 13th 
Aries
While moving full speed ahead, you may need to put on the breaks. Slow down and be careful out there. Most activities continue to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Pregnant Man Gives Birth!</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/07/03/the-pregnant-man-gives-birth/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 20:26:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>alisse</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=7873</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Remember that Oregon couple who was trying to have a baby? The husband was going through a sex change operation to become a man but kept his lady parts so they could have a kid first. The preggers man, Thomas Beatie, gave birth today. The pregnant man&#8217;s baby girl was healthy and happy. CRAZY!! Here&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dwindling Economy Leads to Grave Robbing!</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/06/30/dwindling-economy-leads-to-grave-robbing/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jun 2008 21:54:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ryan</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=7753</guid>
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A growing number of reports of grave robbing have been cropping up in St. Louis and across the nation. Apparently, rising scrap metal prices and a sagging economy have lead to thieves raiding the metal vases of headstones. Gross, dude. Gross.
In March, the Madison County Sheriff&#8217;s Department arrested three people for stealing 40 vases from [...]]]></description>
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		<title>WORST Celeb Plastic Surgery</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/06/23/worst-celeb-plastic-surgery/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jun 2008 19:54:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>alisse</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[This picture frightened me even more than this post.

Way too early to see this pop up on my computer screen, especially before coffee. This photo is of New York wealthy socialite, Jocelyn Wildenstein. The media has properly nicknamed her as &#8220;Cat Woman.&#8221; Her husband had an affair with a Russian supermodel which must have turned [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Now I Know Why Amy Winehouse Has A Beehive.</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/06/18/now-i-know-why-amy-winehouse-has-a-beehive/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jun 2008 20:40:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>alisse</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[A 32-year-old British woman could not fool customs agents in Norway when she came through wearing a bulging wig. They became suspicious of the big wig and turns out she was concealing 2.2 pounds of cocaine under there! The woman had glued the cocaine to her head.
She was detained under suspicion of smuggling cocaine. The [...]]]></description>
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