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	<title>Synthesis Magazine Blog &#187; Paid</title>
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	<description>A music blog with a techy twist, twisted content, and other entertainment oddities viral and live from Northern California.</description>
	<pubDate>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 20:46:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Shit is Blowing Up On Our Sweeps Page</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/06/10/shit-is-blowing-up-on-our-sweeps-page/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/06/10/shit-is-blowing-up-on-our-sweeps-page/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2009 20:10:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>spencer</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Idiocy]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Markets]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Music]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Paid]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[blowing up shit]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[free shit]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[ipods]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Osama bin Laden]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Shit is Blowing Up On Our Sweeps Page]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[sweeps]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[synthesis]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Synthesis is giving away iPods, CDs, DVDs and more, and all you need to do is visit our Sweeps page for a chance to collect your free shit. And everyone loves free shit. Except Osama bin Laden (and he&#8217;s soooooo yesterday&#8217;s news). Here&#8217;s what we gots:

 

See? shit is BLOWING UP! 

	Tags: blowing up shit [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Charter’s Ultra60 Mbps service, Best in St. Louis!</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/06/08/charter%e2%80%99s-ultra60-mbps-service-best-in-st-louis/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/06/08/charter%e2%80%99s-ultra60-mbps-service-best-in-st-louis/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2009 21:19:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>spencer</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[belief that]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Best in St. Louis! moment to moment]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[broadband]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[charter]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Charter’s Ultra60 Mbps service]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[dsl]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[facetious]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[information page]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[internet service]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[multi media]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[next level]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[tv shows]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[viability]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=13042</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
Yeah, I know: I can hardly believe it myself. Charter’s Ultra60 Mbps is the fastest service in St. Louis. Since Charter’s Ultra60 Mbps happens to be this post&#8217;s sponsor, I should quit being facetious and note that they are also one of the fastest providers in the nation, so they  claim. I am feeling [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Baby Formula Savings Calculator</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/06/01/baby-formula-savings-calculator/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/06/01/baby-formula-savings-calculator/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Jun 2009 00:03:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>spencer</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[baby formula]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Baby Formula Savings Calculator]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[boss]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[brain death]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[choice infant formula]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[costs of having a baby]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[economy]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[generic formula]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[gulf of arabia]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[little mouth]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[mommy]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[new babies]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[savings calculator]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[sovereign nation]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[sucker]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[suckers]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[undead]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[wages]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[workforce]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=12827</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I hear the costs of having a baby are second only to starting your own sovereign nation on an island in the Gulf of Arabia. At least that&#8217;s how it seems. Of the several people I know with new babies or ones on the way, finances are tight, especially IN THIS ECONOMY. Hell, my hours [...]]]></description>
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		<title>White Hat Hacker: EC Council</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/05/13/white-hat-hacker-ec-council/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/05/13/white-hat-hacker-ec-council/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 14 May 2009 00:08:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>spencer</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Internet]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[#CEH]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[battlements]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[certified ethical hacker]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[chain mail]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[cool service]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[disaster recovery]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[dudes]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[general network security]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[hat hacker]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[hat hackers]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[medieval castle]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[modality]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Mountain Dew]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[sunday school teachers]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[vulnerability assessment]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[White Hat Hacker: EC Council]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[worm virus]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[yow]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=12589</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
There&#8217;s a few dudes around our office who make sure that this site, and all of our other side sites within the Synthesis realm, continue to work seamlessly to deliver you the royal goods. They&#8217;re both doing good in this world, but I can imagine a darker time in their younger lives, all hopped up [...]]]></description>
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		<title>HomeAgain and Be Kind To Animals Week (May 3rd - May 9th)</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/05/07/homeagain-and-be-kind-to-animals-week-may-3rd-may-9th/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/05/07/homeagain-and-be-kind-to-animals-week-may-3rd-may-9th/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 May 2009 20:34:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>spencer</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[american humane association]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[animal shelters]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[clock]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[fundraising web]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[girlfriend]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[gory details]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[half a million]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[HomeAgain and Be Kind To Animals Week (May 3rd - May 9th)]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[little bastard]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[medical attention]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[money]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[pet health insurance]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[pet rat]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[pet recovery]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Pets]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[recovery specialists]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[shelter animals]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[snake food]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[subscription fee]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=12513</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Last week my girlfriend’s pet rat killed by her other, newer pet rat. It was pretty gnarly so I won’t go into the gory details here, but let’s just say it was one of the more graphic and disturbing scenes I’ve had to deal with. Even though we were understandably furious with her surviving rat, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gift Cards at Charter.com</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/05/06/gift-cards-at-chartercom/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/05/06/gift-cards-at-chartercom/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 May 2009 19:34:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>spencer</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[Best Buy]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[cable internet]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[cable subscriber]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[free gift card]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[gift cards]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Gift Cards at Charter.com]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[giftcards]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[grand prize]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[high speed internet]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[home depot]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[sears]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[sweet deal]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[tech savvy]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[telephone services]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[twitter]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=12462</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
Considering that I have neither a home phone, any sort of cable television service or internet access (not counting occasionally stealing a weak signal from a neighbor), I figure it&#8217;s as good a time as any to talk about this blog page&#8217;s sponsor, Charter Cable and, more specifically, Charter&#8217;s Free Gift Card Sweepstakes and Charter&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mosquitoe Magnet: Bug Death</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/05/04/mosquitoe-magnet-bug-death/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/05/04/mosquitoe-magnet-bug-death/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2009 00:22:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>spencer</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Paid]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[amorphous blob]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[bug repellent]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[consumer testimonials]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[dead bugs]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[deadly bacteria]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[due time]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[gatherings]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[google]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[malaria]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[mosquito]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[mosquito magnet]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[mosquito problems]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[mosquitoe magnet]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Mosquitoe Magnet: Bug Death]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[mosquitoes]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[mosquitos]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[propane]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[six weeks]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[west nile]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=12422</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Okay, whoever’s reading this who hates mosquitoes, please raise your hand. Let me get a count here…alright, even though very few of you actually just raised your hands, I can guarantee that no matter how much you ascribe to the live-and-let-live philosophy, when it comes to the mosquito debate you’re all on my side (and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Icebloc: Hip-Hop Tag Team Champs</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/04/30/icebloc-hip-hop-tag-team-champs/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/04/30/icebloc-hip-hop-tag-team-champs/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2009 20:46:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>giraffebutt</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Music]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Paid]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[000000]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[amazon]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[as1]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[asins]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[backdoor entrance]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[bc1]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[bomb bomb]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[club bangers]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[code of ethics]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[dolla signs]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[fc1]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[Icebloc: Hip-Hop Tag Team Champs]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[lc1]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[pimp my ride]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[tag team champs]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[YouTube]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[yto]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=12381</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
The self-approved tag team champs Icebloc are all about the club bangers with heavy-lean beats, sway dynamic and icy flow. The duo of J.Keys and Vito really came together on their latest album, Krankmusik, a bang-to-banger which features the slumpin &#8220;Put It In The Air,&#8221; track that makes you raise your drink in the air [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hello, Welcome to FuckYouJackass, Can I Take Your Order?</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/04/28/hello-welcome-to-fuckyoujackass-can-i-take-your-order/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/04/28/hello-welcome-to-fuckyoujackass-can-i-take-your-order/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2009 18:40:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>spencer</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Idiocy]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[food]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Can I Take Your Order?]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[demeanor]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[fast food]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[food establishments]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[food job]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[fucking time]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Hello]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Jack in the Box]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[manners]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[misfortune]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[shits]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[training courses]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Welcome to FuckYouJackass]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=12318</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
It&#8217;s not the quality of the food that I hate, or the kind of shitty manners or demeanor displayed by their average customer. What I hate about Jack In The Box and all similar fast food establishments is the amount of times I hear the word &#8220;sorry&#8221; whenever I go there. 
&#8220;Sorry for the wait, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Get Your Glam On: New York Dolls US Tour Dates</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/04/27/get-your-glam-on-new-york-dolls-us-tour-dates/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/04/27/get-your-glam-on-new-york-dolls-us-tour-dates/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Apr 2009 18:12:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>spencer</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Music]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[anaheim ca]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[atco records]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[belly up tavern]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[bluebird theater]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[brian delaney]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[Get Your Glam On: New York Dolls US Tour Dates]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[grand ballroom]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[henry fonda theater]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[house of blues dallas]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[new york dolls]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[NY Dolls]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[original group]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[solana beach ca]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[st petersburg fl]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[steve conte]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[sxsw festival]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[todd rundgren]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[vancouver bc]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=12308</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
It&#8217;s gonna be HOT HOT HOT this summer (sorry Buster), with the New York Dolls on tour. They will be spittin and jivin in support of their new TODD RUNDGREN (!) produced &#8216;Cause I Sez So album (Atco Records&#8230;wait, Atco is back?)

While the Dolls have nothing left to prove, their live shows are a testament [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Buy Things. Earn Me Money.</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/04/24/buy-things-earn-me-money/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/04/24/buy-things-earn-me-money/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Apr 2009 22:34:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>spencer</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Paid]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Buy Things. Earn Me Money.]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[iphone]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[laptop]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[money]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[new case]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[synthesis]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[wildest fantasies]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=12296</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[So we&#8217;re trying something new here at Synthesis Blog: getting paid. Do you like what you read here? Help support us by clicking on this link to MyGearStore.com.
ALL YOUR WILDEST FANTASIES WILL BE YOURS (if all your wildest fantasies include buying a new case for your iPhone or a new battery for your laptop. Who [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Blog About Eye Glasses</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/04/24/a-blog-about-eye-glasses/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/04/24/a-blog-about-eye-glasses/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Apr 2009 20:04:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>spencer</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[A Blog About Eye Glasses]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[band mate]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[blog]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Canada]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[cousin]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[cousins]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[disservice]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[doctorate]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Eye Glasses]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Eyeglasses]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[eyeglasses cheap]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[free shipping]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[grandpa]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[guitarist]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[immediate family]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[magic bullet]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[odds]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Optical4less]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[prescription eyeglasses]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[reading glasses]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[spare time]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[watchmaker]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[white shoes]]></category>

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		<title>If You&#8217;re Like Me&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Apr 2009 19:37:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>spencer</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[If you&#8217;re like me, you can download the forms here. Idiot.


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		<title>The Good Hurt, Venice CA</title>
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