The Return Of Doctor Octagon, Chapter 8: Dj ESE & Bisc1 “Perfect World” (Life During Wartime Remix)

Rob Sonic, Mike Relm, The Gray Kid and the staff of OCD stood behind the front door staring at it. Behind them, staring along with them via webcam were the other members of the Decipher project. It was time for an epic battle, and they all knew it. They wanted to believe from everything that had happened that Dr. Octagon was trying to present mankind a path to a better world, and this pesky alien tribe of Gorillas was trying to prevent him, and so they must fight. But was it all that simple? The facts seemed so confusing. Yet, they knew the time had come…

Rob clutched his sledgehammer tighter. Mike slowly twisted his nunchuks. Gray Kid slipped his razor-edged money clips out of his pocket, into his hands. Behind them, the monitor screens stared back at the scene, but the people behind had disappeared.

Rob kicked open the door, and the battalion of vigilantes stormed the yard outside only to be greeted by the sweltering stillness of a late Los Angeles evening. No Gorillas in sight. Only darkness. Silence.

They headed to the curb and looked down the street to the west, into the ocean. A faint rumble could be heard as something emerged on the horizon. Hummers. Big, huge, gigantic hummers.

Disciple 908 was right: the Gorillas were headed straight for OCD HQ, presumably for the master recording in the mp3 player that appeared mysteriously eight weeks ago. The Decipher crew had not only lead the Gorillas right to it, but had now been drawn out, like pawns in a chess game, away from the very item they have sworn to protect. Mike Relm and Gray Kid raced back inside the building to retrieve the mp3 player and keep it guarded. Rob Sonic and OCD staff stood ready to face the oncoming onslaught when gusts of wind picked up around them.

Looking up, they saw a stealth bomber arriving, hovering high above them. Small figures jumped out of the airplane and sped toward the ground with jetpacks. Rob gave a sigh of relief when he realizes that its members of the Money Fight and Cassettes Won’t Listen. As Drake landed, he ran to Rob and explained, “That’s Kid Loco’s plane. He powers it with some strong skunk… damn that plane flies high and light!”

With the reinforcements, the Decipher crew’s morale surged and they gathered to barricade the building. The Hummers approached closer and closer. The crew held their positions. The first Hummer screeched to a halt in front of the building. The crew held their positions. The front doors opened… and out popped a brown hi-top sneaker with neon blue stripes. It wasn’t Gorillas - it was DJ Ese and Bisc1 of Embedded Music.

“We don’t have much time,” announced Ese. “My guy’s got a pressing plant locked down in Simi Valley - let’s get the masters there and dupe Dr. Octagon’s message a.s.a.p. With packaging, we can flood the streets with them in a few days. That’s going to be the only way we can protect ourselves from the Gorillas.” With cheers of approval, everyone piled into the Hummers as fast as they could. At last, the Decipher crew could commit, with fair certainty, that Dr. Octagon’s message was good, no longer evil, and must be disseminated widely towards the betterment of the world.

As they drove off, a lowly intern in the back of the last Hummer in the caravan, turned to look out the back window at the OCD HQ building for one last time. He gasped; “who is that boney figure on the rooftop? He’s wearing a labcoat with a stethoscope around his neck, and seems to be holding the head of some black hairy creature in his hand.” The intern shook his head and looked again…

Dr. Octagon had disappeared…

DJ ESE featuring Bisc1 “Perfect World” (Life During Wartime Mix)

I know that you might, have forgotten the TURE genius of Oingo Boingo but don’t fret kids Wikipedia is here to give you a learn’n:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oingo_Boingo

That’s right, it’s Hofficial… your favorite cult icon wants to take you home! The one and only David Hasselhoff of “Bay Watch” and “Knight Rider” fame returns with a cover of the 1975 classic ‘Jump In My Car’ and its a doozy. Recorded in Sydney last year with the legendary Harry Vanda (AC/DC, The Angels), the Ted Mulry Gang tune has been re-vamped with full Hoff gusto and this music video promises to rock the socks off all his Hofficial fans. Watch it, enjoy it, share it on Google Video, courtesy of Sony BMG Australia.

The Return Of Doctor Octagon, Chapter 7: Catchdubs “Al Green” (Chapter 2, Verse 908 Remix)

Rob Sonic sat around the OCD HQ with a cup of coffee in front of him, As he slowly poured a healthy serving of whiskey into it, he looked around him. Mike Relmn, Gray Kid, along with the OCD staff sat to his left while on monitors to his right were the people of the Money Fight, Cassettes Won’t Listen and Kid Loco (whose transmission looked smoky at best.) All Rob could think was, “how the fuck did I get into this?”

It had all been pretty much pieced together. The Gorilla who had come after Sonic and Loco was the evil mastermind behind all this. It was somehow connected to the clones that had helped destroyed TMF’s home planet, but they were still unsure what that connection was. And that damn package was still flashing 06272006 and no one had been able to stop it. Ok, maybe there were a few things to figure out.

Sonic knew he was at least safe and he had a plan. Well, he had a dream. A dream with a man dressed in a hooded robe. The man had appeared in a yellow robe in the center of Sonic’s room with a hood covering most of his head with number 908 emblazed across the front. On the back of the robe in big black letters, were the letters AG.

“Greetings. I am a disciple from the house of AG. We are an ancient society whose sole purpose is to help in times of need before great battles. You are going to war Rob Sonic. The Gorilla that chased you has been responsible for destroying countless worlds all over this galaxy. They were the ones that invented the cloning technology that was used to create the Dr Octagon clones. What Cassettes Won’t Listen thought were Aliens, were actually The Gorillas, who lose the ability to retain their body hair in space.

OCD had done everything right. But someone made a fatal mistake. You. You think you lost The Gorilla? You lead him right to the source. He knows exactly where you are, and he is planning to destroy OCD HQ and steal the good Doctor’s package before the world can hear his message. This cannot happen. You must fight. You must save the planet. It is up to you.”

With that, Rob had awoken from his dream to find a dark room and a bad headache. As he fumbled for the lights, he found a space raygun and a training tape with the word Disciple 908 imprinted on it.

As Sonic relayed this to the stunned table around him, he picked up the space gun and pressed play on the training tape. As the beats from the House of AG dropped in, he looked around the table and told them:

“Pack yo shit. We going to war. Suckahs.”

Catchdubs: “Al Green (Chapter 2, verse 908 remix)”

If you’re in Seattle this weekend, Suicide Squeeze will be throwing a party at Neumo’s for their 10th anniversary. As if seeing a bunch of cool bands over three nights wasn’t enough, procedes from these concerts will be donated to various charities. Below are the lineups for all three nights and other such pertinent info:

THU JUN 29 Seattle WA, Neumos w/ Hella, These Arms Are Snakes, Russian Circles and MC Eugene Mirman - ALL AGES

FRI JUN 30 Seattle WA, Neumos w/ the Black Heart Procession, Chin Up Chin Up, Crystal Skulls, the Magic Magicians and MC Eugene Mirman - 21 & up

SAT JUL 1 Seattle WA, Neumos w/ Minus the Bear, Earlimart, Headphones, Metal Hearts and MC Eugene Mirman - 21 & up

A portion of the proceeds from all three nights will be donated to the following charities: The Vera Project (All Ages Venue in Seattle), Bailey-Boushay House (AIDs Hospice) and the Leukemia and Lymphoma Society. Order tickets here.

Mr. Lif’s Summer Mo’ Mega Tour with Cage

(Brooklyn, NY June 26, 2006) OG defjukie Mr. Lif is headlining a summer tour alongside labelmate Cage in support of his latest album, Mo’ Mega. The tour starts on the east coast and finishes up at the Pitchfork Music Festival. Lif is known for his great stage presence and says, “People can expect a high energy show that welcomes everyone in the venue to be an active part of the experience. At the end of the show I shouldn’t be the only one drenched in sweat. ”

Check out Mr. Lif’s MySpace page for a chance to win free tickets to one of his shows: www.myspace.com/mrlif. Click “more” for dates and a link to a video interview. (more…)