“Dear Sirs,

I should like to relay a message to the vermin who wrote the following “review” on Yanni’s “If I Could Tell You” some time ago:

My life is officially over. Not only have I now actually listened to a Yanni record, but I actually didn’t absolutely hate it. It’s kind of like when you’re wiping your ass, and your hand accidentally slips into the nether world of poopyness, then by some unknown force, you feel compelled to smell your hand. And even though you know it’s supposed to smell like shit, and it does smell like shit, there’s still a somewhat pleasing quality to it. This record, in all measures, is an absolute piece of crap. It sounds like music yuppie old people would try to have kinky sex to. But despite this, I still couldn’t help but smell the poopyness, and find it a little bit appealing.

-Daniel Taylor

As you can see, it calls itself Daniel Taylor but I do not see any way of contacting it directly on your web page. Is there a way to get its e-mail address or could you instead relay my message to it for me? I should be most appreciative. I have taken the liberty of attaching my message herewith in case you are willing to oblige me. Of course, you are most cordially invited to post it, along with my e-mail address (uvoufo@yahoo.co.uk) on your web page if you so wish. Again, many thanks.

Message to Daniel Taylor:

Dear Daniel,

So, may you (never) rest in peace and good riddance. Man, it’s amazing how idiots of your kind can think (?) that comments like yours could, in reality, detract from beauty such as Yanni’s work of art. You may not realise it (no, of course, you just couldn’t), but yours is by far the best review I have ever read on “If I Could Tell You,” and it only goes to prove that even despite your worthless self, you could not escape the magic of his talent and the indescribable glory of his heavenly music. I am absolutely certain Yanni himself would agree with me in this respect. Incidentally, your very happy demise was not caused by your having listened (mind you, not just heard) Yanni’s record (and “didn’t absolutely hate it” [naturally, you simply couldn’t because NOBODY could]), but by the fact that instead of just smelling your fingers after your hand slipped into your rotten nether world, you went on and sucked on them. So, you are very rightfully and deservedly dead.

Very cordially yours,

Nelson López”

Daaaaaaaammmmn…….

The bay is back, San Franpistol, The Sucka Free etc…
Dj Quest and Eddie K from among other things 40 Y.B.D.M. Push play then go buy the 12 inch here The video is a gurp city production.

Newsday.com: Signals of trouble for radio
Did we need another reason to not like FM radio? I’m thinking no…

…To simply enjoy Tommy Lee for the big c*&k that he is, this comes along:

I had heard rumors of yet another reality show in the works about Tommy Lee going to college or something retarded like that, and that’s fine. I love my reality tv fix just as much as the next drama junky. But what ISN’T OKAY and made me practically spit out my coctail is this new ‘Good Times’ song that is playing on the website promoting his new TV travisty…

http://www.nbc.com/nbc/Tommy_Lee/

Huuuuwhaaaaat?!?!? in the hell are you thinking Tommy Lee? Have you shot your load one too many times and lost your mind? Are you in a boyband now? Is JCrew now knocking at your door instead? Did the WB make you their go to guy for crappy pop songs with no edge? What happened to ‘Get Naked’? At least a testorerone fueled sex serenade was what we expected and loved you for but this? Man, what a sell out! Next thing you know, he’ll be partnering up with Dick Clark and co-hosting love songs on the Kost103FM. Blegh!

This was my come-up today at the Salvation Army.

I’ve never been a big fan of OK Go, but this video’s pretty funny.

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