A Mexican version of Craigslist is the place to find a discreet, professional hitman. There are tons of hitmen for hire so you can have your pick of the crop! Hitmen, or “sicarios”, have been offering their services on the site and it is not uncommon in Mexico. In 2008 alone, the sicarios have been responsible for 2000 killings. Below are some actual, REAL postings.

“Assassin ex-military professional and discreet. Work guaranteed in 10 days or less. Have worked in Spain. $6,000. Serious requests only” and gives a hotmail address as a contact.

“Problems with a certain person? Do you want me to solve it? Write to me. 100% professional, we don’t take money in advance.”

“I need to contact a killer for a probable contract in the DF (Federal District of Mexico) must be reliable. it is a simple job.”

You could give your money to Psychostick to have your name immortalized in a song!

Comedy/metal band Psychostick has launched a new way to help raise recording money for their next album: in exchange for a $50 donation, Psychostick will use their fans’ names as a lyric in their new and unwritten song, “400 Thank Yous” (working title). The band plans to start recording in August with a spring 2009 release via Rock Ridge Music.

“Our fans have been asking more and more frequently about when we’re going to record our next album. The problem has not been a lack of songs - we have enough songs to record two new albums. We simply haven’t been able to afford to stop touring and record it. Finally, something had to be done. This was our solution,” says guitarist Josh “The J” Key.

From July 14th through September 30th, Psychostick will be accepting the $50 donations (limited to only 380) through their website, www.psychostick.com. Businesses will have the opportunity to name drop in one of only 20 places for $250.

OR drop some cash our way! Synthesis will gladly post praises of you and kiss your proverbial ass on this highly-trafficked blog here for a mere $25 dollars donation to our paypal. Want to get back at your ex? Propose marriage? Declare your birthday wish list? Hit us up, yo!

Google Trends is usually pretty helpful in finding out what topics of the day are the most searched and popular. Last week the swastika was a hot trend but it turns out we were all lied to. Hackers are manipulating Google Trends so offensive words show up as hot trends. The swastika was first, now the words “fuck you google” flipped backwards to get through a spam filter. And I thought some white supremacist creepers were teaming up to take down the internet or something.

Some semi scandalous photos of teen whore Miley Cyrus have been reportedly hacked off her phone by a hacker named TrainReq. Though there are, as of yet, no WIN photos, there are some pretty funny shots of Cyrus wet t-shirting in some public shower (taken by someone else, at that) and of her holding up her shirt to show totally unfappable regions of her 15 year old body. Wait, why is this news again?

Just got done posting a bunch of new reviews to the front page of this bitch, including DVD reviews for The Onion Movie: Revealing the Raw Truth and Cloverfield, and a bunch of new CD reviews including The Herbaliser, Abigail Washburn & The Sparrow Quartet and The Brakes. Yep. Oh yeah, and this was my face while I was posting them: