It’s summer.  In Chico, that means we get drunk, go down to the olde’ swimmin hole and then get engulfed in the current mess of smoke caused by the 4 billion fires in Northern California.  At the Synthesis, it means that we have too much cool shit laying around, so we’re giving stuff away.

Our Warped Tour/ Guitar Hero contest has been birthed (it’s a girl!) and now you need to adopt that shit.  We’ve got sick band’s signatures all over this thing, and if we were smart we would throw this on Ebay and spend the money on hookers and beer… but we’re not.  How do you with this fine piece of gaming history?  We’ll I would start by watching the video below, then subscribing to our YouTube channel and leaving us a message telling us how you want it more the Cournty Love was her soul back (who names a baby girl Francis Bean, anyways?!).   Here’s Alex from Cobra Starship reppin it.

So, remember that guy who danced across the world? Check out his Web site. He is currently dancing across Seattle and moving upstate. He even has his own Google Earth page so you can follow him on his dancin’ journey! This guy needs some better dance moves though. I’m seriously not digging the jumping up and down man boob thang but he dances with some pretty amazing people from all over the world. He has a pretty good gig if you ask me. This man has been everywhere!

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I’ve started a personal goal of trying to watch some form of porn during every minute here at the Synthesis. Realistically, it’s not too difficult considering my boss frequently tells me to blog about the most recent celebrity nude shots. But, as many guys realize after countless exposure to weird fetishes over the internetz, sometimes the nip-slips just don’t cut it anymore.

I bring you a new revolution to both watching mad pr0n AND getting your lulz on: sfw-porn.com. This is Microsoft Paint at it’s finest, bringing you quality porn in a comical, safe for work fashion.

Scouring the internetz for meaningless bullshit and transvestite porn (like I usually do on Wednesday mornings), I stumbled upon another YouTube gem, this time from Gatorade.  The clip starts as a minor league baseball player takes the plate.  The hitter steps up, knocks one just outside the foul pole… then, out of nowhere, the hot looking ball girl does some crazy ninja shit and catches the thing 14 feet up in the air.

Although Gatorade has admitted to making the video, they do not know how it was released to the public.  My guess?  Charles Barkley broke in and stole that shit, still pissed that Jordan got those billion dollar contracts and he was stuck with announcing.

If Canadian crackheads are too frail to harm anyone, British crackheads are bitch-slapping monsters. As we already know, don’t f*ck with Amy Winehouse.