Looking for the perfect gift for your little brother who spends all day jerking off to  the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre and listening to Cradle of Filth? How about a subscription to Girls and Corpses Magazine. According to their web site:

Girls & Corpses is sort of like Maxim Magazine meets Dawn Of The Dead. There are pictures in each issue of beautiful, scantily clad young beauties posing with hideous, decaying, festering corpses. Also, we have interviews, comic book art, music and movie reviews and other mayhem. What could be better?

If you are looking at this site, I figure you’re either a horror hound, bored porn surfer or wanna-be necrophiliac. It’s not for me to judge. Personally, I prefer smooth living flesh to the crunchy variety. Then again, maybe you’re bored with the billions of mindless fetish sites and want something a little “different.” Well, you’ve come to the right crypt.

We hope to someday make “Girls & Corpses” sound as natural as “soup and sandwich.”

And remember our motto, “So many corpses… so little time.”

The only thing that could be better is if the scantily clad women were the corpses. Ah…..

Ms. Nickels’ webstore of the week goes to: Plasticland. Hell yes. There is nothing at this store that I don’t like. And that NEVER happens. Mom, if you’re reading this, here’s my Christmas list:

Wool Herringbone Trench Coat (in brown)

Metallic Pewter Patent Ballet Flats

Black Patent & Plaid Platform Maryjanes by Volatile

Black Sweater Dress by Topin

Darling Plaid Skirt by Nick & Mo
Brown Houndstooth Cropped Jacket by Tulle Clothing

Navy Pinky Swear Lace Pumps by Seychelles Shoes

Plzkthx!

Outside: David Letterman Show (October 1 - 4, 2007)

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It kinda bums me out that the Leave Britney Alone guy gets his own show when there’s other people a lot more worthy like the T-Bird and DavidJr.com. Do yourself a favor and subscribe.

As promised, here’s the always lovable Video Matt’s interview with the equally lovable Matt Goddard from Chiodos. The band’s new record, Bone Palace Ballet is in stores now, and more importantly, starting October 19th, they will be doing a cross country tour with my good friends Emery, the dates of which are as follows:

10/19 Lawrence, KS
10/20 Sauget, IL
10/21 Chicago, IL
10/22 Minneapolis, MN
10/24 Englewood, CO
10/25 Magna, UT
10/26 Boise, ID
10/27 Seattle, WA
10/28 Portland, OR
10/30 San Francisco, CA
10/31 San Francisco, CA
11/01 Hollywood, CA
11/02 Las Vegas, NV
11/03 San Diego, CA
11/04 Tempe, AZ
11/06 San Antonio, TX
11/07 Dallas, TX
11/08 Houston, TX
11/09 Little Rock, AR
11/10 Atlanta, GA
11/11 St. Petersburg, FL
11/12 Lake Buena Vista, FL
11/13 Ft. Lauderdale, FL
11/15 North Myrtle Beach, SC
11/16 Charlotte, NC
11/17 Norfolk, VA
11/18 Baltimore, MD
11/19 Cincinnati, OH
11/20 Cleveland, OH
11/25 Philadelphia, PA
11/26 New York, NY
11/27 Boston, MA
11/28 Montreal, QC
11/29 Toronto, ON
11/30 Pontiac, MI B

Four inches of cuteness.

Here’s some historical things that happened on this third day of Rocktober:

1849 - American author Edgar Allan Poe is found delirious in a gutter in Baltimore, Maryland under mysterious circumstances; it is the last time he is seen in public before his death. Coooool.

1985 - Space Shuttle Atlantis flies its maiden voyage. (STS-51-J)

1995 - O.J. Simpson found not guilty of the murders of his ex-wife Nicole and her friend Ronald Goldman.

1969 - Gwen Stefani, (No Doubt) is born. Chick is 38?! Hard to believe.

1972 - Garrett Dutton, (G. Love and Special Sauce) SYNTHESIS LOVES YOU, G!

Happy Rocktober 3rd, y’all!