OMG liek, WHAT is up with those faceless alien people being seen at sporting events and red carpet gatherings in England? My curiousity is REALLY starting to get piqued. I want to know more and get involved talking about them on the internet and posting on blogs and forums speculating as to their purpose, because there has to be some meaning behind them more profound than just marketing some new movie or product! THERE HAS TO BE!!

You might have heard about Will Smith.

Bot hove you hord about Woll Smoth? He wos on I Om Lugund:

The Director’s Cut:

Bet heve ye heerd abet Well Smeth?

It’s summer.  In Chico, that means we get drunk, go down to the olde’ swimmin hole and then get engulfed in the current mess of smoke caused by the 4 billion fires in Northern California.  At the Synthesis, it means that we have too much cool shit laying around, so we’re giving stuff away.

Our Warped Tour/ Guitar Hero contest has been birthed (it’s a girl!) and now you need to adopt that shit.  We’ve got sick band’s signatures all over this thing, and if we were smart we would throw this on Ebay and spend the money on hookers and beer… but we’re not.  How do you with this fine piece of gaming history?  We’ll I would start by watching the video below, then subscribing to our YouTube channel and leaving us a message telling us how you want it more the Cournty Love was her soul back (who names a baby girl Francis Bean, anyways?!).   Here’s Alex from Cobra Starship reppin it.

So, remember that guy who danced across the world? Check out his Web site. He is currently dancing across Seattle and moving upstate. He even has his own Google Earth page so you can follow him on his dancin’ journey! This guy needs some better dance moves though. I’m seriously not digging the jumping up and down man boob thang but he dances with some pretty amazing people from all over the world. He has a pretty good gig if you ask me. This man has been everywhere!

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I’ve started a personal goal of trying to watch some form of porn during every minute here at the Synthesis. Realistically, it’s not too difficult considering my boss frequently tells me to blog about the most recent celebrity nude shots. But, as many guys realize after countless exposure to weird fetishes over the internetz, sometimes the nip-slips just don’t cut it anymore.

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