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		<title>Synthesis Weekly Reviews: Texts From Last Night</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/06/29/synthesis-weekly-reviews-texts-from-last-night/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/06/29/synthesis-weekly-reviews-texts-from-last-night/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2009 17:27:33 +0000</pubDate>
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textsfromlastnight.com
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How many times have you woken up after a night of drinking, horribly hungover and realized you should probably go through your phone to make sure you didn&#8217;t send any drunken text messages? It&#8217;s always a pain in the ass when you realize you did in fact send some regrettable texts, but hey, don&#8217;t feel [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Correspondence with Apple</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/06/24/correspondence-with-apple/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2009 20:26:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>spencer</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[Apple]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[correspondence]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Correspondence with Apple]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I used to take more time in explaining to Apple just why my programs freeze up and die on me. 
Of course they would never get back to me. Now I just get right down to the nitty-gritty. 

Does this help? 

	Tags: Apple &#124; correspondence &#124; Correspondence with Apple

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	The Next: iPhone meet iNstinct (0)
	Steve [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fire David Letterman!</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/06/15/fire-david-letterman/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2009 20:27:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dallas VonKillbot</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=13093</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I hopped on to Google Trends this morning expecting to see the usual flood of nonsensical keywords that almost always ends up in the top 10: the dead B-list celeb, the free chicken that Oprah is giving away, Axl Rose, etc.  Instead, I was a bit perplexed about the fact that Fire David Letterman [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Russian Investment Values Facebook at $10 Billion</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/05/26/russian-investment-values-facebook-at-10-billion/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/05/26/russian-investment-values-facebook-at-10-billion/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 May 2009 21:45:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daniel Taylor</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[microsoft deal]]></category>

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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=12812</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Man, who'd have thought that getting real time updates on what all your worthless, average idiot friends had for dinner, or seeing pictures of what other bourgeois morons they were hanging out with last weekend would be worth so much fucking money]]></description>
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		<title>White Hat Hacker: EC Council</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/05/13/white-hat-hacker-ec-council/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/05/13/white-hat-hacker-ec-council/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 14 May 2009 00:08:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>spencer</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=12589</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
There&#8217;s a few dudes around our office who make sure that this site, and all of our other side sites within the Synthesis realm, continue to work seamlessly to deliver you the royal goods. They&#8217;re both doing good in this world, but I can imagine a darker time in their younger lives, all hopped up [...]]]></description>
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		<title>iMeem Sucks</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/05/06/imeem-sucks/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/05/06/imeem-sucks/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 May 2009 22:37:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dallas VonKillbot</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[
What the hell is this shit?!  iMeem just recommended me to check out Smash Mouth &#38; Hoobastank?  I don&#8217;t know what&#8217;s wierder, the fact that I listen to music that&#8217;s somehow labeled into the same categories as these bands or the fact that Smash Mouth is still a band.  Honestly, iMeem can go screw themselves.
/Rant

	Tags: [...]]]></description>
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		<title>This Is My Final Form</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/05/04/this-is-my-final-form-4/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/05/04/this-is-my-final-form-4/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2009 00:07:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daniel Taylor</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[This Is My Final Form]]></description>
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		<title>This Is My Face When I Read This Blog</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/05/01/this-is-my-face-when-i-read-this-blog-19/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/05/01/this-is-my-face-when-i-read-this-blog-19/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 01 May 2009 23:03:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daniel Taylor</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=12405</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This Is My Face When I Read This Blog]]></description>
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		<title>Blog of the Day: Look At This F*cking Hipster (.com)</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/04/28/blog-of-the-day-look-at-this-fcking-hipster-com/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/04/28/blog-of-the-day-look-at-this-fcking-hipster-com/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2009 23:18:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dallas VonKillbot</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=12338</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
As I&#8217;ve mentioned many of times, I&#8217;m too incoherent to realize what&#8217;s cool these days.  If it was up to me, everyone would still be rocking L.A. Gear shoes, rocking a Powell skateboard  and would be still be stoked on the movie Space Jam. I think I&#8217;ll continually be about 6 to 10 [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Few Jonathan Troxler Religious Art Specimens</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/04/20/a-few-jonathan-troxler-religious-art-specimens/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/04/20/a-few-jonathan-troxler-religious-art-specimens/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2009 18:00:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>spencer</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=12191</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[One of the neat things about editing the Syntheis Weekly is that I get a first-had crack at the action before the paper even hits the streets. Last Friday I was  proofing Mad Bob Howard&#8217;s column, and he referenced a fellow &#8220;outsider artist&#8221; (aside: something about the term &#8220;outsider art&#8221; or &#8220;outsider artist&#8221; makes [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;All-Time&#8221; Movie-Grossing For Assholes</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/04/18/all-time-movie-grossing-for-assholes/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/04/18/all-time-movie-grossing-for-assholes/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Apr 2009 09:31:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>some guy</dc:creator>
		
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So the Harry Potter franchise is about to become the number one grossing cinematic what-have-you in the history of film. The top dog in all-time moneymakers. But, is it not worth saying that GROSS SUCCESS should be adjusted to the time of said film&#8217;s release? How is it even possible to compare the total dollars [...]]]></description>
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		<title>YouTube Losing Half a Billion Dollars a Year</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/04/16/youtube-losing-half-a-billion-dollars-a-year/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/04/16/youtube-losing-half-a-billion-dollars-a-year/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2009 19:04:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daniel Taylor</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[thisiswhywecanthave

Interesting piece on Slate today about YouTube, the supposed grand-champion of user-generated content, which is of course the basis of the Web 2.0 revolution. According to analysts best guesses, the site loses around half-a-billion dollars a year]]></description>
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		<title>Press Release of the Day: Ron Jeremy&#8217;s Dick on Twitter</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/04/14/press-release-of-the-day-ron-jeremys-dick-on-twitter/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/04/14/press-release-of-the-day-ron-jeremys-dick-on-twitter/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2009 22:07:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daniel Taylor</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=12062</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Along with its own blog, Ron Jeremy's dick apparently now has it's own Twitter. Insert dick joke here ]]></description>
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		<title>FUCKYEAHINTERNETZ!!</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/04/13/fuckyeahinternetz/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/04/13/fuckyeahinternetz/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Apr 2009 23:44:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harland</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Every time I get on the internet now or check my tumblr, there is always a new "fuck yeah" blog that's been reposted with the headline or description as "FUCK. YES".]]></description>
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		<title>Facebook Users Are Dumb.  Literally.</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/04/13/facebook-users-are-dumb-literally/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/04/13/facebook-users-are-dumb-literally/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Apr 2009 22:21:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dallas VonKillbot</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=12009</guid>
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Not to rag of Facebook patrons, but a new survey indicates that people that frequent said social networking site have lower grades than those who actually have a life other than e-stalking their ex-girlfriends and Twittering.  Whodda thunk it?
Facebook users have lower overall grades than non-users, according to a survey of college students who [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hey Sandy? Tera Melos Meets Pete and Pete</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/04/12/hey-sandy-tera-melos-meets-pete-and-pete/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/04/12/hey-sandy-tera-melos-meets-pete-and-pete/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Apr 2009 05:50:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>some guy</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=11911</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
Those familiar with Tera Melos know the group as one of the foremost purveyors of intense, super-spastic math prog. But proving that everybody&#8217;s got a lighter side, Tera Melos now presents their take on a cult classic theme song from a cult classic television show: &#8220;Hey Sandy&#8221; from Nickelodeon&#8217;s fabled Pete and Pete.
&#8220;Hey Sandy&#8221; was [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New Content at Synthesis.net</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/04/10/new-content-at-synthesisnet/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Apr 2009 20:25:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>spencer</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=11929</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[OMGZ! It&#8217;s new content at Synthesis.net. Looky looky!


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		<title>OMeGle</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/04/08/omegle/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/04/08/omegle/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2009 22:11:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Harland</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=11907</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[great way to have some laughs and screw with people]]></description>
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		<title>This Was FOX News&#8217; Face When They Came To Work This Morning</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/04/07/this-was-fox-news-face-when-they-came-to-work-this-morning/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/04/07/this-was-fox-news-face-when-they-came-to-work-this-morning/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2009 00:28:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daniel Taylor</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=11891</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[FOX News takes a fair and balanced look at 4chan, the supposed Rude, Raunchy Underbelly of the Internet. ]]></description>
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		<title>Who Draws the Twitter Art?</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/04/06/who-draws-the-twitter-art/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Apr 2009 18:04:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daniel Taylor</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=11838</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Apparently Twitter is a little too popular this morning, as there's been an error screen saying "Twitter is Over Capacity" up all morning instead of all my idiots friends' inane trivialities and boring life updates. However, I will say that whoever it is that draws Twitter's official art is a fucking badass!]]></description>
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