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	<title>Synthesis Magazine Blog &#187; Internet</title>
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	<description>A music blog with a techy twist, twisted content, and other entertainment oddities viral and live from Northern California.</description>
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		<title>Amy Smart, Corey Haim, DJ Paul of 3-6 Mafia</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/12/amy-smart-corey-haim-dj-paul-of-3-6-mafia/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 00:03:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Nickels</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[What do those three have in common? Good will! This Friday (the 16th at 5pm!), a celeb-autographed teak wood table will go up on Ebay to the highest bidder. 100% of the money will be donated to Goodwill Industries International, North America’s leading nonprofit provider of education, training, and career services for people with disadvantages.
Most [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Most Fashion Potential: GarBelle</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/12/most-fashion-potential-garbelle/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 21:57:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Nickels</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[GarBelle Clothing just got started this year and while they still have a lot of work to do in terms of marketing, their dresses hold a lot of potential. I haven&#8217;t had to chance to personally touch and feel the craftsmanship of the garments, but looking through their pics, they seem to be doing everything [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ouch, Charlie!</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/08/ouch-charlie/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 21:17:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Nickels</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Apparently it&#8217;s YouTube Day for Ms. Nickels. Anyway, remember little Charlie and the finger biting incident? People LOVE that Charlie! What an effortless lil comedian! He&#8217;s got 20something MILLION EFFING VIEWS and has our Video Matt steaming from jealousy.



And here&#8217;s the semi-decent Charlie Bit Me song that the talented Ainslie Henderson wrote just for him. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hey Anonymous, can you quit picking on the Scientologists for a second and take care of this meathead?</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/08/hey-anonymous-can-you-quit-picking-on-the-scientologists-for-a-second-and-take-care-of-this-meathead/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 21:02:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>spencer</dc:creator>
		
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Hi Anonymous,
I know this won&#8217;t be quite as much fun as your ongoing war with the Scientologists, but some hacker tapped into the Epilepsy Foundation&#8217;s Web site and put up a whole bunch of flashing shit, which sent people into seizures. STOP LAUGHING. Yeah, it seems kinda funny for a second, but once the giggles [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;Rest My Chemistry&#8221; Interpol Video: O.S.S.</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/08/rest-my-chemistry-interpol-video-oss/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 20:36:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Nickels</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s the new Interpol music video for &#8220;Rest My Chemistry&#8221;. It&#8217;s on some other shit. Just watching it made me high.



If you totally tripped out on it and want to read more about the concept so that perhaps you, too, can someday make someone high off your art, please do so after the jump.
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		<title>Crazy Girl On A Train</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/08/crazy-girl-on-a-train/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 18:48:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Nickels</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Someone caught this slightly aggro moment on tape.



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		<title>Opportunities in the Armed Forces: Bring Your Daughter To Work Day</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/07/opportunities-in-the-armed-forces-bring-your-daughter-to-work-day/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/07/opportunities-in-the-armed-forces-bring-your-daughter-to-work-day/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 22:45:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>spencer</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Oh, The Onion, your daring ventures into internet television have not gone unnoticed!
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		<title>Madonna Wants Your Attention</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/07/madonna-wants-your-attention/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 22:41:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Nickels</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[If Madonna went to Chico State (our local college) she&#8217;d probably frequent the bars Riley&#8217;s and Franky&#8217;s and take her shirt off a lot. I can see it now, the frat bros hollering, &#8220;YEAH! Chico! WOOO!!!&#8221; the sorority girls crying, &#8220;OMG, WHAT A BETCH!&#8221; and me googling that Urban Dictionary word I saw the other [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dad?</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/07/dad/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 20:25:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The new site for LOLz&#8230; Manbabies
GET MORE AT ManBabies.com!
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		<title>Buzznet Aquires Absolutepunk.net</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/06/buzznet-aquires-absolutepunknet/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 22:00:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daniel Taylor</dc:creator>
		
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After acquiring both Idolator and Stereogum earlier this year, Buzznet, the social-media site partially owned by Universal Music Group has also now officially picked up one of my favorite music sites, and possibly the biggest misnomer in the history of the internet, Absolutepunk.net. From AP.net founder and ringleader Jason Tate&#8217;s blog:
I sat down with a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Greatest Living American: Stephen Colbert</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/06/greatest-living-american-stephen-colbert/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 17:52:44 +0000</pubDate>
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I don&#8217;t know what&#8217;s better, the fact that today when you type in &#8220;Greatest Living American,&#8221; in google trends, it leads to Stephen Colbert, or the fact that the #1 search result is from GaySocialites.com. 

He has been called &#8220;The Greatest Living American,&#8221; now Steve Colbert has won a webby! Colbert was recognized as the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Recycling Coffins</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/05/recycling-coffins/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 May 2008 20:59:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m going to ride the coattails of Ryan&#8217;s post regarding Bill Bramanti&#8217;s ridiculously awesome PBR coffin with a little story of my own. Two years ago, I worked summers with my dad remodeling kitchens and bathrooms, building kitchen sets for an appliance showroom, doing general construction here and there (yes, girls can use power tools). [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Story Time With Ms. Nickels</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/05/story-time-with-ms-nickels/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 May 2008 17:37:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s a little something Video Matt and I put together for you. It&#8217;s story time, kids! Today I&#8217;ll be reading a story by Sean Daley and Anthony Davis of Atmosphere that comes with the special edition of When Life Gives You Lemons, You Paint That Shit Gold. Enjoy!



For your copy of WLGYLYPTSG, simply click here [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cannibalism: The Early Years</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/02/cannibalism-the-early-years/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 23:36:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Turns out, people ate other people back in the day!

Scientists from England, Australia, and Papua New Guinea say that cannibalism is the most likely explanation for their discovery that genes protecting against brain diseases that can be contracted by eating contaminated flesh have long been spread throughout the world.
A growing body of evidence, such as [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jay-Z Is Too Rich</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/02/jay-z-is-too-rich/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 18:45:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m so sick of the disgustingly rich. It&#8217;s hard not to be bitter in this sucky economy&#8230; Jay-Z just signed a 10-year contract with Live Nation worth $150 mil: a chunk of stock, $5 million per year for &#8220;overhead,&#8221; $25 million for acquisitions and investments, $10 million an album (for a three-album deal), and $20 [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fun With Advertising</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 17:00:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here in rural Chico, we don&#8217;t have clever advertisements. We laugh at cute little innuendos on our billboards like &#8220;Want a quickie countertop replacement?&#8221; or &#8220;Get back in the kitchen&#8230; [bitch]&#8221;. Chico business owners typically don&#8217;t know what makes for effective advertising and more times than not, we&#8217;re told to apply the &#8220;logo-enlargement cream&#8221; to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>N2Deep, I Almost Forgot You!</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/01/n2deep-i-almost-forgot-you/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2008 22:31:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Nickels</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I was just snooping around MySpace, checkin&#8217; everyone&#8217;s comments out to see what&#8217;s up, when I came across a flier promoting an N2Deep show at LaSalles, a local watering hole in Chico.
&#8220;WTF?&#8221; says I. &#8220;Why do I know that name?&#8221;
Then I YouTubed them. &#8220;Back to the Hotel&#8221; yes yes I remember. Now I&#8217;m a little [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bun B Defines &#8220;Trill&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/04/29/bun-b-defines-trill/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 21:52:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I love Bun B. I think he should have his own reality show and maybe live next door to the Kardashians. Here, in an AOL commissioned vid, he schools you on &#8220;trill&#8221;. Put that on mamas!




For more UGK vids, check out Synthesis exclusive SXSW 2008 content:



Interview with Cory Mo&#8230;



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		<title>US Military Fails To Provide Soldiers With Proper Living Conditions</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/04/28/us-military-fails-to-provide-soldiers-with-proper-living-conditions/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 00:15:19 +0000</pubDate>
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Yeah, sign me up for the army&#8230;
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		<title>Dolphin Death</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Apr 2008 23:54:30 +0000</pubDate>
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A 30-year-old dolphin at Sea World has died after colliding with another dolphin while performing aerial tricks, the Orlando, Florida, amusement park said Monday.
The incident occurred about 4:30 p.m. Saturday at the Discovery Cove area of the park, [...]]]></description>
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