Sheryl Crow is going to launch some jeans that will be made from cotton or denim under the name Bootheel Trading Co. by Sheryl Crow. They are eco-friendly and a portion of your money will go towards charity. Which charity? I don’t really know, but I do know Sheryl Crow will probably make a lot of money off of Bootheel Trading Co. And then she can sit from her mountain of millions and look down on us peons and we will thank her for selling us jeans that saved the world. I hear you can order a customized pair with a cape that unfurls from the back waistline.

BEAR-BLASTING!!!! AAAARRRRGGGGHHH!!!!

I AM BLASTING BEARS!!!!!

If you are one of our local Northern California readers, I will see you tomorrow at the Blue Room for a screening of Wizard People, Dear Readers! happy Birthday Harry Potter! Here’s a quick sample:

Would you purchase and gulp down an energy drink called “PUSSY”?

Gordon Ramsay from the show “The F Word” in the UK said, “It’s got some natural energy in the Pussy…go on…taste your Pussy. Do you like the Pussy, was that good?”

Channel 4 received tons of complaints for his comments, whoops! Watch yo mouth!

The Black Crowes are angry at country crooner Gretchen Wilson. Wilson’s song “Work Hard, Play Harder” is said to be copying the Crowes 1991 hit “Jealous Again” so the guys have filed a copyright infringement suit against her.

The two songs are VERY similar but who knows? Check it for yoself, what do YOU think?