Being privy to hyper-sensitive news is usually a good thing in this journalism racket. That is, until you hear that a revered Atlanta Falcons quarterback whose name rhymes with “dick” has been peddling a national dog fighting organization and consistently murdering under-performing canines by means of electrocution, drowning, shooting, and other means not right with the Lord. Full story is here.

Here’s a follow up.
Looks like Remy Ma got caught a little while ago and is being changed with attempted murder. She’s also being brought up on charges of assault and criminal possession of a weapon.
Remy’s attorney Scott Leemon told AP “I ask everyone to keep an open mind, things are not always as they seem”.
Right. I believe you.

Remy Smith - better known as Bronx rapper Remy Ma is currently being sought by the NYPD after a shooting in Manhattan.
NY Daily News reported today that the victim 23 year-old Makeda Barnes-Joseph was celebrating a friend’s 25th birthday at the hipster Pizza Bar in the Meatpacking District Friday. Remy Ma and her entourage of 10 joined the party a little after Midnight.
Many drinks and slices later the group left the Pizza Bar and piled into 3 different cars. Ten minutes later Remy Ma stopped her Escalade a block from the Pizza Bar and hopped out and walked back to Barnes-Joseph’s Maxima, pulled open the driver side door and shot the victim twice in her abdomen.
According to witnesses, Remy Ma accused her friend of stealing $2,000 from her purse (”bitch gimme my $2,000 or imma pop a cap in yr belly”). Barnes-Joseph had been the last one to hold the purse. She was rushed to St. Vincent’s hospital in Manhattan where she is listed in stable condition and expected to recover.
Cops are saying she jumped back in the Escalade, drove for three blocks and crashed it into a parked car. After that she fled on foot and she’s currently the subject of a city wide manhunt.

SF | were you in Dolores Park last night? HELP OUT!!

Roisin Isner, drummer for the San Francisco band Tinkture lost her hand in Dolores Park last night watching the fireworks. Her dad sent the email below to some local media outlets…

Subject: Roisin Isner, Tinkture drummer

Hello,

I am Roisin’s father. July 4th, Roisin and friends were in Dolores Park watching fireworks. Some stupid piece of shit threw an M60 at them. It landed on Roisin’s right hand and blew it apart. She will undego surgery later this morning but it doesn’t look good. Most likely she will lose her index finger; second and third fingers will also be permanently impaired and disfigured. Needless to say, her musical career is over.

I want this fucker. Media attention will help flush him out. People know who did it and I’m offering $20,000 for a name. Please do whatever is necessary to get the story out. Do so and I will reward you as well.

Thank you,
Chris Isner
chrisisner@hotmail.com

Is there anything more beautiful than celebrating FREEDOM?

As an American, what is the best way to spend the 4th of July? Why, it’s frying up some burgers and dogs, drinking case upon case of canned beer, and PLAYING WITH EXPLOSIVES.

in other news, people are idiots.

Be safe. Have fun out there.

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In other news, people are idiots.