So, the older he gets, the more badass he becomes. Shia LeBeouf, child actor gone bad, was recently caught BREAKING THE LAW on the set of his film for Trasformers II. As reported by Perez Hilton, LeBeouf could not resist the urge to light up in a “non smoking allowed” area at the Smithsonian National Air and Space Museum In Washington, D.C. He was busted when he set off a smoke alarm in the men’s restroom. He pretty much got a slap on the wrist with a stern lecture and a warning that he would be ejected from the museum if he lit up again. GEEEESH! Some actors think they can get away with anything. It isn’t like he is invincible for crying out loud. I remember this cat from the television series on the Disney Channel, Even Stevens. Oh, those were the days. This kid just seems to be digging more Holes for himself, which was yet another movie where he portrayed a young mischievous adolescent. Was this are imitating life? Or maybe it was a sign of things to come.

YEP!!! You’re absolutely right.

“WARNING: Liquid contents may cause frostbite on contact with skin.”

Well, so much for our compressed air wars. Apparently I have skin like sheets of iron because that shit has hardly bothered me. But our receptionist / sweets enthusiast Dani was not so fortunate. Sorry Dani, I hope the frostbite rash clears up soon, and I am glad we are still friends.

Synthesis: Where idiocy roams free and Social Darwinism can take a fucking hike.

Last night Jeezy got arrested in Atlanta. He was pulled over around 2:30 a.m. and charged with pretty much everything shitty. His charges include a DUI, speeding, no tags, reckless driving, no proof of insurance and driving with an open container.

Jeezy, aka Jay Jenkins, was released this morning on bail. After recent allegations that Jeezy was involved in a cocaine trafficking ring his reputation is dwindling. He claims his plates fell off in the car wash. Damn Lambourgines. Stay up Jeezy!

The only time I’ve ever flown JetBlue I had a huge layover and it royally sucked. Now I hear about this lady, Christina Szele, a 35-year-old New Yorker who decided it was a good idea to light up a cigarette on her JetBlue flight. After downing three vodka drinks she lit up in her seat with a match. Flight attendants tried to restrain Szele but she assaulted them by punching one attendant in the jaw and kicking and screaming. She then threatened to kill the attendant, dropped the N bomb and called him a “dumb mother fucker”.

She was traveling from New York to San Francisco but she caused the flight to make an emergency landing in Denver after her outburst. Szele had also drank beers before getting to the airport. She claims to not remember any of these incidences of lighting up or slugging the worker. She has been charged with disorderly conduct in the past. She is now facing charges of causing a disturbance, assault and interfering with a flight crew. This is a felony and she could get up to twenty years in prison.  Blacked out much?

Two cops in Florida respond to a call regarding an 8-foot alligator in an apartment complex parking lot. Instead of waiting for animal control, one of the two morons decides to wrestle it. After being thrown off, bitten and bloodied, the second cop takes out his gun and shoots the gator twice in the head. These idiots are currently being “reprimanded.” KILL KILL KILL!