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	<title>Synthesis Magazine Blog &#187; Idiocy</title>
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	<link>http://blog.synthesis.net</link>
	<description>A music blog with a techy twist, twisted content, and other entertainment oddities viral and live from Northern California.</description>
	<pubDate>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 20:46:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Suicidal Jackson Fans?</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/06/30/suicidal-jackson-fans/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/06/30/suicidal-jackson-fans/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2009 20:12:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dallas VonKillbot</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=13183</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
I get it.  MJ was (is?) essentially the most iconic figure in music ever&#8230;  I realize he made Thriller.  But honestly, attempting suicide over the dude&#8217;s death?!  I find it so incredibly strange that somewhere on this planet prior to his death, people were sitting in their houses blasting Off The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fire David Letterman!</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/06/15/fire-david-letterman/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2009 20:27:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dallas VonKillbot</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=13093</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I hopped on to Google Trends this morning expecting to see the usual flood of nonsensical keywords that almost always ends up in the top 10: the dead B-list celeb, the free chicken that Oprah is giving away, Axl Rose, etc.  Instead, I was a bit perplexed about the fact that Fire David Letterman [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Shit is Blowing Up On Our Sweeps Page</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/06/10/shit-is-blowing-up-on-our-sweeps-page/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/06/10/shit-is-blowing-up-on-our-sweeps-page/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2009 20:10:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>spencer</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=13047</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Synthesis is giving away iPods, CDs, DVDs and more, and all you need to do is visit our Sweeps page for a chance to collect your free shit. And everyone loves free shit. Except Osama bin Laden (and he&#8217;s soooooo yesterday&#8217;s news). Here&#8217;s what we gots:

 

See? shit is BLOWING UP! 

	Tags: blowing up shit [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Have A Beard</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/06/08/i-have-a-beard/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/06/08/i-have-a-beard/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2009 21:40:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pint of Beard</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=13044</guid>
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I have a hairy beard. My name I Jeremy.


	Tags: beard &#124; hair &#124; jeremy gerrard &#124; pint of beard

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		<title>I Hate It When&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/06/05/i-hate-it-when/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Jun 2009 21:47:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>spencer</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=12867</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I hate it when I go to use the bathroom and someone else&#8217;s turd, pee-pee and toilet paper are still in the bowl. It&#8217;s a two-fold shame; not only do you have to suffer the lingering stink that has suffused the entire bathroom, but the site of someone else&#8217;s turd is enough to make you [...]]]></description>
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		<title>In Regards To Our Daily Readers:</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/06/02/in-regards-to-our-daily-readers/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/06/02/in-regards-to-our-daily-readers/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Jun 2009 18:15:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>spencer</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Thanks, but why?&#8221;


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		<title>Here&#8217;s To Hoping For Change, and Banishing the Evil Elves That Live Inside Our Computers</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/06/02/heres-to-hoping-for-change-and-banishing-the-evil-elves-that-live-inside-our-computers/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/06/02/heres-to-hoping-for-change-and-banishing-the-evil-elves-that-live-inside-our-computers/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Jun 2009 17:42:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>spencer</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=12832</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been waiting patiently for our internet guru to somehow shoo away the elves that live inside our system that have been preventing me from uploading original photos. (Whenever I ask what is wrong with Synthesis.net or blog.synthesis.net and receive a technical answer that is beyond my grasp, my brain translates that answer into something [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Have You Ever Had The Shit Clawed Out Of You By An Iguana?</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/06/01/have-you-ever-had-the-shit-clawed-out-of-you-by-an-iguana/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/06/01/have-you-ever-had-the-shit-clawed-out-of-you-by-an-iguana/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Jun 2009 21:18:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>spencer</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=12821</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
Me and my girlfriend&#8217;s roomate&#8217;s iguana are pals, I even named it when all they did was call it &#8220;lizard.&#8221; So when Gertrude the iguana escaped his cage last weekend and began sunning himself on the neighbor&#8217;s fence like some majestic reptilian being, I volunteered to recapture and incarcerate him. He was cool with me [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tunza Gunz</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/05/19/tunza-gunz/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/05/19/tunza-gunz/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2009 04:06:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>awellersdick</dc:creator>
		
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&#8220;A strong body makes the mind strong. As to the species of exercise, I advise the gun. While this gives moderate exercise to the body, it gives boldness, enterprise and independence to the mind&#8230;Let your gun therefore be the constant companion of your walks.&#8221; -Thomas Jefferson
The Westwood Rifle Range on Highway 36 in Lassen County [...]]]></description>
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		<title>God Apparently Hates Prom And Rock Music</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/05/08/god-apparently-hates-prom-and-rock-music/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/05/08/god-apparently-hates-prom-and-rock-music/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 May 2009 19:49:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Travis</dc:creator>
		
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Those crazy fundamental baptists Christians are at it again. At what you might ask? Making themselves look like a bunch of dumb-asses. If you have seen the documentary &#8220;Jesus Camp&#8220;, then you know the types of religious folk I am talking about. If you haven&#8217;t seen that film, or are unfamiliar with the baptist branch [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Manny Ramirez Tests Positive!</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/05/07/manny-ramirez-tests-positive/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/05/07/manny-ramirez-tests-positive/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 May 2009 17:52:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>some guy</dc:creator>
		
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Well I&#8217;ll be damned! Manny Ramirez now officially joins the lowly ranks of Barry Bonds, Mark MacGwire, Rafael Palmeiro, Roger Clemens, etc, etc, etc&#8230; This morning MLB announced that Ramirez had tested positive for a banned substance, which Ramirez reports he took unknowingly due to a recent personal health medication he had prescribed by a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>iMeem Sucks</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/05/06/imeem-sucks/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/05/06/imeem-sucks/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 May 2009 22:37:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dallas VonKillbot</dc:creator>
		
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What the hell is this shit?!  iMeem just recommended me to check out Smash Mouth &#38; Hoobastank?  I don&#8217;t know what&#8217;s wierder, the fact that I listen to music that&#8217;s somehow labeled into the same categories as these bands or the fact that Smash Mouth is still a band.  Honestly, iMeem can go screw themselves.
/Rant

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		<title>North Carolina Congresswoman Calls Matthew Shepard&#8217;s Death a &#8220;Hoax&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/04/30/north-carolina-congresswoman-calls-matthew-shepards-death-a-hoax/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/04/30/north-carolina-congresswoman-calls-matthew-shepards-death-a-hoax/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2009 21:19:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daniel Taylor</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=12385</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Apparently Rep. Virginia Foxx is convinced that Matthew Shephard's death was merely a "hoax" used to further the gay agenda. Talk about kicking a man when he's down, oh wait, that's what the two men who tortured and beat Matthew Shepard to death already did:]]></description>
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		<title>Valspar</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/04/28/valspar/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/04/28/valspar/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2009 23:50:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>some guy</dc:creator>
		
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Anybody else think Valspar sounds a lot like a dick medicine?

	Tags: boner &#124; dick &#124; medicine &#124; valspar &#124; Viagra

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		<title>Hello, Welcome to FuckYouJackass, Can I Take Your Order?</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/04/28/hello-welcome-to-fuckyoujackass-can-i-take-your-order/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/04/28/hello-welcome-to-fuckyoujackass-can-i-take-your-order/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2009 18:40:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>spencer</dc:creator>
		
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It&#8217;s not the quality of the food that I hate, or the kind of shitty manners or demeanor displayed by their average customer. What I hate about Jack In The Box and all similar fast food establishments is the amount of times I hear the word &#8220;sorry&#8221; whenever I go there. 
&#8220;Sorry for the wait, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Oklahoma House Rejects The Flaming Lips&#8217; &#8220;Do You Realize?&#8221; as Official State Rock Song. Someone needs to vote out some gray-hairs.</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/04/24/oklahoma-house-rejects-the-flaming-lips-do-you-realize-as-official-state-rock-song-someone-needs-to-vote-out-some-gray-hairs/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Apr 2009 20:38:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=12288</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The Oklahoma House has rejected the classic Flaming Lips song &#8220;Do You Realize??, Pt. 1&#8221; from Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots
 as the state&#8217;s official rock song, reportedly because bassist/engineer Michael Ivins wore a t-shirt with a hammer &#38; sickle to the state capital.

Hey, isn&#8217;t Russia supposed to be our ally now?
You can vote to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>FUCK OFF AND DIE</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/04/23/fuck-off-and-die/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 22:04:01 +0000</pubDate>
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Yeah, that&#8217;s right. 


	Tags: basketball &#124; kobe bryant &#124; lakers &#124; NBA

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		<title>Almost As Radical as Frank Zappa For President: Jaspal Bhatti&#8217;s Recession Party</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/04/22/almost-as-radical-as-frank-zappa-for-president/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 21:55:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.synthesis.net/?p=12256</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[India seems liek a pretty wild place; multiple religions, multiple Gods, multiple political parties and, reportedly, multiple ways to profit from becoming an elected official. Before reading about him I had never heard of Jaspal Bhatti (thanks Mad Bob), but apparentlyhe&#8217;s a comedian and televison personality whose new political party, The Recession party, is running [...]]]></description>
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		<title>ACTIVISION EMPOWERS FANS TO REVEAL GUITAR HERO® SMASH HITS SET LIST</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/04/20/activision-empowers-fans-to-reveal-guitar-hero%c2%ae-smash-hits-set-list/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2009 00:34:45 +0000</pubDate>
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Guitar Hero is Huge. 
ACTIVISION EMPOWERS FANS TO REVEAL GUITAR HERO® SMASH HITS SET LIST
Online voting at SmashHits.GuitarHero.com Begins Today
Santa Monica, CA – April 9, 2009 – Guitar Hero® fans can now cast their votes online at SmashHits.GuitarHero.com to determine the order in which songs will be revealed for Activision Publishing, Inc.’s (Nasdaq: ATVI) Guitar [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Green Day Summer Tour 2009</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2009/04/20/green-day-summer-tour-2009/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2009 19:41:35 +0000</pubDate>
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Isn&#8217;t 4/20 supposed to be &#8220;GREEN&#8221; Day anyway?
Green Day are touring in support of their long-awaited eighth studio album 21st Century Breakdown , which will be released globally by Reprise Records on Friday, May 15th, 2009. Singer-guitarist Billie Joe Armstrong, bassist Mike Dirnt, and drummer Tre Cool have been at work writing, arranging, and recording [...]]]></description>
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