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	<title>Synthesis Magazine Blog &#187; Idiocy</title>
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	<description>A music blog with a techy twist, twisted content, and other entertainment oddities viral and live from Northern California.</description>
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		<title>Nickelback Is The Lamest Band In The Universe</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/09/nickelback-is-the-lamest-band-in-the-universe/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 20:39:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jacob</dc:creator>
		
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I hold with the utmost contention that Nickelback is the indeed the lamest mainstream rock band of the last 25 years.  Lamer than Creed, lamer than Poison, lamer than even Limp Bizkit. I&#8217;m listening to &#8220;Rockstar&#8221; right now, and I just can&#8217;t believe it. Is there no limit to Nickelback&#8217;s level of cheese? A [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Banned Instrument Makes You Go Crazy</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/09/banned-instrument-makes-you-go-crazy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 18:32:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Nickels</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Benjamin Franklin invented the glass armonica in 1761 after being profoundly moved by the sounds of the glass harp. Little did he know that his instrument WAS THE DEVIL:

German musicologist Friedrich Rochlitz stated “the armonica excessively stimulates the nerves, plunges the player into a nagging depression and hence into a dark and melancholy mood that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ouch, Charlie!</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/08/ouch-charlie/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 21:17:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Nickels</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Apparently it&#8217;s YouTube Day for Ms. Nickels. Anyway, remember little Charlie and the finger biting incident? People LOVE that Charlie! What an effortless lil comedian! He&#8217;s got 20something MILLION EFFING VIEWS and has our Video Matt steaming from jealousy.



And here&#8217;s the semi-decent Charlie Bit Me song that the talented Ainslie Henderson wrote just for him. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Crazy Girl On A Train</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/08/crazy-girl-on-a-train/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 18:48:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Nickels</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Someone caught this slightly aggro moment on tape.



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		<title>Madonna Wants Your Attention</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/07/madonna-wants-your-attention/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 22:41:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Nickels</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[If Madonna went to Chico State (our local college) she&#8217;d probably frequent the bars Riley&#8217;s and Franky&#8217;s and take her shirt off a lot. I can see it now, the frat bros hollering, &#8220;YEAH! Chico! WOOO!!!&#8221; the sorority girls crying, &#8220;OMG, WHAT A BETCH!&#8221; and me googling that Urban Dictionary word I saw the other [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Vallejo Votes To File Bankruptcy</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/07/vallejo-votes-to-file-bankruptcy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 22:17:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daniel Taylor</dc:creator>
		
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What was, earlier this year, the last ditch, pull-in-case-of-emergency contingency option of declaring bankrupcy has becoming the reality for the city of Vallejo, whose city council voted unanimously last night to file for Chapter 9 Bankruptcy Protection:
The council and several speakers said the city simply will have no money on July 1 and cannot tell [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dad?</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/07/dad/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 20:25:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Nickels</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[The new site for LOLz&#8230; Manbabies
GET MORE AT ManBabies.com!
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		<title>GTA IV Makes A Killing</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/07/gta-iv-makes-a-killing/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 17:34:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Nickels</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s been 5 days since GTA IV came out and Rockstar has already sold 6 million copies of the game, beating out Halo 3&#8217;s launch week. 4 million people bought it the day it came out, which happened to be the 16th anniversary of the LA Riots. The game has generated $390 million. Violent video [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lord Our Righteousness &#8220;Messiah&#8221; A Pervo Nut-job</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/06/lord-our-righteousness-messiah-a-pervo-nut-job/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 22:10:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jacob</dc:creator>
		
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The Lord Our Righteousness Church is a tiny apocalyptic offshoot of the Seventh Day Adventist Church and tallies about 50 lunatics out in &#8220;Strong City,&#8221; New Mexico. These people follow a man named Wayne Bent, also known as Michael Travesser, who claims to be the messiah. The group believed that the world was coming to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Turkey Hunting is SERIOUS BUSINESS</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/06/turkey-hunting-is-serious-business/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 21:17:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daniel Taylor</dc:creator>
		
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On the heels of last month&#8217;s incident in Minnesota, when a father shot and killed his 8-year-old son thinking he was a turkey, a Kentucky man shot and killed his 14-year-old son on Sunday&#8230;.wait for it&#8230;thinking he was a turkey:
The father and son were turkey hunting. Police say Steven Schmidthuber got separated from his [...]]]></description>
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		<title>It&#8217;s Going Down at SDSU</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/06/its-going-down-at-sdsu/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 19:37:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Nickels</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[There was a huge drug bust at San Diego State today. Nearly 100 people arrested for selling drugs in &#8220;Operation Sudden Fall&#8221;. 75 of them were students, more than a few of them studying for a degree in criminal justice and homeland security. The DEA infiltrated seven frats, where students regularly bought coke from frequently [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Starbucks? MORE LIKE STARSUCKS AMIRITE????!</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/06/starbucks-more-like-starsucks-amirite/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 18:42:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daniel Taylor</dc:creator>
		
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Last week I detailed my experience getting run out of Starbucks like a filthy vagrant despite my dedicated years of patronage. I got a response from the corporate office that said they had forwarded my e-mail to the district manager, who would be contacting me soon. Today I received said dispatch:
Daniel~
My name is Cheryl and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tree Looks Like Woman</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/06/tree-looks-like-woman/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 18:33:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jacob</dc:creator>
		
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		<title>Racy Books Anger Mom</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 18:10:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Nickels</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[So this mom walks into Urban Outfitters to get her teenage son some clothes. She starts rifling through the titles of books they have for sale. I&#8217;ve seen &#8216;em&#8230; lots of Sex in the City, some sexual positions book, there&#8217;s one called Porn For Women that my mom actually bought me: it&#8217;s a picture book [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tomorrow: Tim Fite&#8217;s &#8220;Fair Ain&#8217;t Fair&#8221; out on Anti- Records</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/05/tomorrow-tim-fites-fair-aint-fair-out-on-anti-records/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 May 2008 19:36:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My desk is looking pretty retarded right now. I know, I know, you can&#8217;t say &#8220;retarded&#8221; any more, it&#8217;s insensitive, but honestly, my desk looks a bit slow&#8230;like it occasionally tries to eat its own shoulder when it gets excited. In its bloated stupor, my desk is currently keeping the location of Tim Fite&#8217;s new [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Beer Can Coffin, Or How Pabst Blue Ribbon Can Rule Your Life</title>
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		<dc:creator>ryan</dc:creator>
		
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And I thought everyone at Synthesis loved Pabst Blue Ribbon! Turns out, we don&#8217;t know shit, and obviously don&#8217;t care enough to take our adorations to the next level.
An Illinois man recently ordered a Pabst Blue Ribbon coffin for himself. The 67 year old isn&#8217;t planning on using it anytime soon, other than to fill [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cannibalism: The Early Years</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 23:36:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Turns out, people ate other people back in the day!

Scientists from England, Australia, and Papua New Guinea say that cannibalism is the most likely explanation for their discovery that genes protecting against brain diseases that can be contracted by eating contaminated flesh have long been spread throughout the world.
A growing body of evidence, such as [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dennis Rodman Arrested</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/01/dennis-rodman-arrested/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2008 23:07:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ryan</dc:creator>
		
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Former NBA star and socialite Dennis Rodman was arrested and charged with domestic violence after he allegedly struck a woman at a Los Angeles hotel.
In early 2003, Rodman was arrested on charges of domestic  violence at his home in Newport Beach in Southern California&#8217;s  Orange County for allegedly hitting his then-fiancee on her [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mariah Cannon</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2008 20:40:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Nickels</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon jumped the broom yesterday. Place all bets on how long the marriage will last in the comments section. Winner will get a gold star sticker.
Here&#8217;s two of their best moments evar:






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		<title>John Daly&#8217;s Ex-Wife and Roger Clemens</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/01/john-dalys-ex-wife-and-roger-clemens/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2008 18:01:14 +0000</pubDate>
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Roger Clemens&#8217; reputation spirals further down the rabbit hole with his latest alleged affair surfacing. This time it&#8217;s the ex-wife of golfer John Daly, Paulette Dean Daly. But who cares about Clemens this time around; let&#8217;s talk some John Daly!



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