Two time Oscar winner Kevin Spacey, was named the professor of Contemporary Theater at Oxford’s St. Cathrine College. Um..did anyone see American Beauty? This is like sending an alcoholic in to a bar! I mean, he is a talented actor, no doubt about that, but geesh. Spacey is said to be delighted for his one-year stint, which will include lectures, workshops, seminars, and some hands on work with the student. I bet hands on. So do I have to roll around in a bed of rose petals for an A or what?

So it is reported that Edward Norton is refusing to do much, if any, publicity for the new Hulk movie. I guess he figures he will leave it up to all the bloggers out there, writing posts about how he refuses to do publicity, to do his publicity for him. Well Ed, it ain’t gonna work! Ok, you win. Please don’t curb me or make soap out of my fat! I just want to know, is this film not worthy of the promotional tour? If I create a masterpiece, I would want to promote the HELL out of it. I would want you to see it, your mom to see it, shiet, even take the family dog. I don’t care, but Ed feels differently. Or maybe he is SUCH a great actor that he is stuck in the roles he has created, trapped between each character; controlling like the character, Derek, from American History X, fighting against the MAN, like Tyler Durken from The Fight Club. It is the man that created this monster, that is battling against the man. After a fall out with Marvel Comics and Universal, he announced that he wouldn’t be doing much publicity for the movie, and as for the next two sequels, Norton might not be returning as The Hulk. Perez couldn’t have said it better himelf… “What a DIVA!

This music video is radical. I’ve never heard of Clark but I likey! Plus our blog need moar trippy shit. Thanks, Espy.

Man, when I was a kid I wanted an Ewok almost as much as wanted a new Victoria’s Secret catalog to come in the mail. I always figured, though, that the closest I’d ever come was some heavy COSplay. Little did I know, that EWOKS ARE REAL. Check it:

The Onion is my favorite source for fake news and when I found out about “The Onion Movie” I wanted to know why I hadn’t heard of it sooner. Maybe because the reviews go something like ‘it made me want to poke my eyes out’ or maybe because it went straight to DVD.

The film was created in 2003 and Fox Searchlight Pictures was planning to release it. It was originally called The Untitled Onion Movie but the directors and writer left the project. It was taken over by New Regency Productions in 2006, who hoped to bring it back to life. It took two more years to be released so I guess all anticipation was lost somewhere in those seven years. Here’s a little preview for you to make the decision if it’s worthy or not:

The Onion Movie Clip on YouTube

On July 4th, if you are in the movie theaters and you neglect to see the Hunter Thompson documentary, you are definitely BLOWING IT. The following trailer gives the impression that Gonzo: The Life and Times of Hunter S. Thompson is right on. The closest I’ve seen to a biopic on Gonzo is Where the Buffalo Roam, starring Bill Murray as Hunter. Nice performance, but I’m ready for the real McCoy. Anyone else?

From Oscar-winning director Alex Gibney and producer Graydon Carter comes a probing look into the uncanny life of national treasure and gonzo journalism inventor Dr. Hunter S. Thompson. A fast moving, wildly entertaining documentary with an iconic soundtrack, the film addresses the major touchstones in Thompson’s life—his intense and ill fated relationship with the Hell’s Angels, his near-successful bid for the office of sheriff in Aspen in 1970, the notorious story behind the landmark Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, his deep involvement in Senator George McGovern’s 1972 presidential campaign, and much more. Narrated by Johnny Depp.