Cute Critter O’ The Day:

Lol, “you have been watching the long-eared jerboa”. haha LOL cute lil fkr.

The pornographic knockoff of YouTube, a secretive Web site called YouPorn, is causing a reduction in adult DVD sales due to its increasing popularity. Amateurs are taking over as the YouPorn audience continues to grow quickly. The adult-entertainment industry is taking a huge hit and Hollywood is feeling the consequences. DVD sales are at an all time low with the availability and ease of using free sources. YouPorn allows its users to upload and watch unlimited videos for free. The selection is not limited and users can find virtually anything they desire.

YouPorn mimics YouTube by having a wide range of footage, from grainy amateur clips to professional products. YouPorn is the number 1 adult site in the world and its overall rank is higher than CNN.com, About.com and Weather.com. Stephen Paul Jones is the owner of the site and recently paid a visit to Vivid Entertainment Group, the largest producer of adult videos, to discuss Vivid purchasing YouPorn. Vivid mogul, Steve Hirsch, met with Jones to discuss details. Jones vision is to turn YouPorn into a brand; like the Virgin of adult entertainment. With the site’s large amount of traffic, there are huge opportunities to make up for the decline of DVD sales by integrating itself with new companies and projects.

With all the buzz around Sex and the City, and how everyone kept telling me, ‘No! You’ll love it! Its amazing!‘, I wanted to shed a little light on the topic from a man’s view. Before you start, this post is totally TL;DR.

Tuesday evening started like most evenings, minus me being sober at 8pm. I quickly discovered that this was my first mistake of the evening. My girlfriend and I were strolling into the movies, half debating what to see. I was pushing for The Strangers, her for Sex and the City. Of course, me being a submissive bitch, I quickly conceded knowing that at least I might see a nipple or two.

After standing in line for popcorn for 15 minutes, we hop into the theater. I would later discover that not getting the extra large tub was my second mistake. We’ll talk more about that later. The previews were worthless; Will Smith is some shitty super hero, some robot named Wallee is apparently hilarious to the group of women to my right ( HAHAHAHA HIS NAME IS SPELLED WALL-EE!!!one!!! HAHAH!). I look down at the popcorn and realized I over salted it, and the butter was too greasy. This would be my focus for the next 3 hours.

The movie starts….

Warning: Spoiler alert after the jump!
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Katt Williams It’s Pimpin’ Pimpin’ Exclusive Preview Tour 2008:

6/11 Omaha, NE
6/12 Wichita, KS
6/13 Kansas City, MO
6/18 Little Rock, AR
6/19 Dallas, TX
6/20 Beaumont, TX
6/21 Houston, TX
6/22 San Antonio, TX
6/26 Los Angeles, CA
6/27 Los Angeles, CA
7/4 Los Vegas, NV

More dates announced soon on www.kattwilliams.com

This man is freakin’ hilarious and a pimp. Go rent American Hustle: The Movie and laugh your ass off.
More information about the comedy film here: www.americanhustle-themovie.com

I was checking in with wwtdd.com, when I saw a post on how pissed off Angelina Jolie is about there being no black princesses in Disney. At first I was like, That is retarded. Whining about Disney princesses, psh. Then I realized that she’s got a point. There’s no Jewish Disney princesses either. Or Mexican princesses! WTF, Walt? Why is it that when you google “Disney Princesses” these are the only ones that show up:

Sander’s Art Studio

And even then, these bitches are the most recognized princesses:

Don’t they just look conniving? Beezies are prolly talking about how tiny your package is. Where’s the badass princesses? The down-ass chicks? I think Mulan and Pocahontas paid their princess dues, why aren’t they in the Exclusive Extra-Special Sparkly Pink Princess Club?

If Disney is going to say there’s a princess in every girl, they better come with it and sketch up an African princess to appease Angelina’s demands. And whaddayaknow, coming soon: The Princess and The Frog, the story of a 1920’s African princess set in New Orleans, featuring a singing crocodile, and Cajun charm. I guess Disney already blew it because from what I’ve heard there are alligators (not crocs) in Louisiana and Nola is not Cajun country. Whatever, chick better have a big ol’ butt! Showmewhatchuworkinwith!

Apart from boasting a shithead college for shithead students and the world famous Sierra Nevada Brewery, Chico, California, has a thriving (if not nationally recognized) music scene. Many of the players in this scene contribute to a summer School of Rock-style band camp named The Collective Sound. Last year they decided to start putting together a documentary of the goings-on of the staff and the campers, aged 12-18. Watching it will give you that warm on the insides feeling. Please enjoy Episode 4.