Apparently I’ve taken the official role on this site as The Dark Knight updater.  Our homies (i.e. people we steal teh internetz from) over at WWTDD have posted the first 6 minutes of The Dark Knight.  There was a video camera recording (see below) floating around the web, but that version was pretty damn shaky.

The actual clip?  Pretty fucking awesome.  I’m actually think that this performance might be better than Jack Nicholson’s in the original movie.  Click here to go to WWTDD to watch it on their stupid media player that doesn’t allow people to rip off of it, or, watch the bad ass video camera version below.

After plenty of the Arrested Development cast members made the claim of a movie in the works, Jeffrey Tambor confirmed the rumor yesterday!

“After months of speculation, I think we have finally figured out for sure that we are indeed doing an Arrested Development movie,” Tambor told EW.com at the premiere of Hellboy II on Sunday. “I am very excited about that. I love that cast and crew and I felt like we had more to say.”

An Arrested Development movie? Could it be?!!

Going into the first (new) Batman movie, I wasn’t too excited.  I figured that they were going to murder a classic film like so many others had done before (see Superman).  From the moment it started, it had me on the edge of my seat, and to this day remains one of my favorite action movies.

With the surrounding buzz around The Dark Knight, it’s hard not to try to pass judgement… I mean they have to live up to a great first film, the classic series and the fact it was Heath Ledger’s last role.  Well, somehow Dominoes Pizza has an exclusive trailer thats circulating around the web, and with it comes new footage.  I’ll let you be the judge of it, but for what it’s worth I’m dragging my girlfriend to it on opening day.

The early reviews of The Dark Knight are trickling in, and word is that Heath Ledger’s final performance is one to remember him by. Los Angeles-area critics got an early press screening Thursday night (luckies), and the best-supporting-actor campaign has already begun.

David Germain of The Associated Press writes: “With his final full film role, Ledger delivers what may be remembered as the finest performance of his career. … At times sounding like a cross between tough guy James Cagney in a gangster flick and Philip Seymour Hoffman’s fastidious Truman Capote, Ledger elevates Batman’s No. 1 nemesis to a place even Jack Nicholson did not take him in 1989’s Batman.” The Dark Knight comes out July 18.

This coming September, Walt Disney is releasing what will ultimately be remembered as one of the worst movies to ever be made: Beverly Hills Chihuahua. This sassy little flick stars the voice of George Lopez as lead dog; holy crow! Check out this trailer because it’s all too real…

How bored are we? On our amazing Google trend datalist, there is without fail more than 20 celebrity break-up rumor searches every day. I don’t even care when someone I KNOW breaks up with a significant other; why would I give one splash of whiz about people I don’t know?

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner are denying that they, too, are splitting up. Who fucking cares? Does someone sit around their apartment, turn down the volume on Judge Joe Brown and decide to be completely useless and start unmitigated rumors all day long? Well, congrats, you waste of fucking life, here’s your 15 minutes. I MENTIONED YOU. Welcome…make yourself at home. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ll be off READING A BOOK. It’s a good one too. Dostoyevsky’s Notes From the Underground. Maybe I’ll start a rumor that ol’ Fyodor boned his own mother. Rumor mills will be LABORING on that one.

I hate Tom Cruise. Most of you have probably seen this clip before, but I was reminded of this again today, and proceeded to rewatch it like 13 times. As noted by the anonymous AIM friend who sent me the link: “i like how he says ‘you’re a jerk’ like he’s never actually seen a jerk before and he’s amazed to finally identify a jerk…”