I was going to post some unnecessary Youtube clip, but i actually found something worth notice. Youtube user Thelonefilmmaker is embarking on one of the riskiest/ most badass business moves I’ve heard of. He’s writing, producing, acting, directing, etc. every possible role and detail himself. Every 3 or 4 days he’s posting a new behind the scenes blog in which he gives a backstage look at how things are going.

Here’s the first update:

Not knowing much about the plot or his skills, I’m still really intrigued on the whole process and concept. I mean, he’s putting all this together by himself, where as I have been trying to summon up the motivation to pee for the last 20 minutes. I wish I had an astronaut suit right now…

Movie is also going to star Dennis Quad. Snake eyes looks pretty damn good, I hope they don’t ruin the G.I. Joe that I used to re-enact by punching everything in the living room and then throw fake grenades at my Brothers face.

Don’t forget about the PSA!! Wait I don’t remember this one..

Today, James Caan is 67 years old. Nominated for an Academy Award in 1973 for his role as Sonny Corleone in The Godfather, Caan has enjoyed an enduring career through the likes of Misery, Honeymoon In Vegas, The Gambler and A Bridge Too Far. For my money, the first image that comes to mind when I hear Caan’s name, is Sonny Corleone beating the shit out of Carlo through the busy streets of New York City.

Happy birthday tough guy!

So via the rigors of modern medical practice, a man in Oregon has found himself pregnant. Obviously, there’s a catch, seeing as how “Mr. Beatie” is a post-op transgender, having recently legally changed his gender to male.

Having found out that his wife Nancy Beatie could not carry a child, Mr Beatie resolved to surgically remove his/her breasts but keep the vagina until the baby is born.

I wonder what Arnold Schwarzenegger would think of this were it to be happening right here in California? After all, was it not our fair governor whom portrayed a pregnant man in the film Junior, then vetoed the same-sex marriage bill in 2005?

Luckily, Mr Beatie lives in Oregon, where everything is sweet and clean and it doesn’t matter what equipment you’re toting to get your baby on.

And actually, this isn’t the first time a man has been blessed with child before, apparently. There’s even a Web site devoted to the world’s first male pregnancy and birth from Mr. Lee Mingwei.

I love Earth.

Ukrainian veterinarian Leonid Stadnik was recently noted by the Guinness Book of World Records as the tallest living man on Planet Earth at a shocking 8 feet, 5 inches tall, surpassing China’s Bao Xishun (who only measured up to a measly 7 foot 9 inches…nice try, Bao). The AP article posted today regales a sad tale of Stadnik’s recent firing by way of his imposing height, and the benevolent gestures of fellow countrymen for providing he and his mother (with whom he lives) with materials to help him lead a more “normal” life.

Me, I’m scared shitless of anything bigger than, um, me. Or of anything even remotely bigger than it needs to be. Largemouth Bass? Get the fuck away. Moose? Sounds like a nightmare. But what I’d love to encourage Stadnik to do, rather than mope and/or pine about his awesome size, would be to revel endlessly in the sheer intimidation his physique inflicts upon people. Like Andre the Giant’s character Fezzik in The Princess Bride, Stadnik seems to be lamenting his plight rather than indulging in it.

Fezzik, when pressed, would certainly dabble in scare tactics to get his way or to help his friends out. Why does everyone abnormal by the standards of our obviously ridiculous societal structure want to be “normal.”

So, Mr. Stadnik, I implore you, sir, to get out there and dominate the land. Take what you can get, while you can, when you can. You have support from the West. And don’t take offense if we ever meet and I run away…

Admittedly, this is a little harsh, even for Maxim. The culture magazine has recently posted its ‘Unsexiest Women Alive’ list, and the results are a little bit shocking. Sex & The City’s Sarah Jessica Parker came in first, and apparently shes not happy about it.

Parker: “Do I have fake boobs, Botox and big lips? No. Do I fit some ideals and standards of some men writing in a men’s magazine? Maybe not. Am I really the unsexiest woman in the world? Wow! It’s kind of shocking when men… It’s so brutal in a way, so filled with rage and anger, so it was surprising to me that more people didn’t talk about the providence of it, that it’s coming from these men. […] It’s condemnation, it’s insane. I guess you can’t please all people. But I played a lot of parts, women that are really interesting and attractive to me. Obviously someone thinks I’m palatable to some degree.”

By fluke chance, it just so happens that this poll and Kristin Davis’ sex pics are surfacing months before the much awaited Sex & The City movie is due out. Is it possible that a film based around shoe shopping and gossip will be the next big viral campaign?

The rest of the top 5 is made up by Britney Spears, Madonna, Sandra Oh, Amy Winehouse.