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	<title>Synthesis Magazine Blog &#187; Film</title>
	<link>http://blog.synthesis.net</link>
	<description>A music blog with a techy twist, twisted content, and other entertainment oddities viral and live from Northern California.</description>
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		<title>Scarlett Johansson Music Video</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/04/29/scarlett-johansson-music-video/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 19:22:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ryan</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
Actress Scarlett Johansson has taken to the music game with a May 20th release date of her debut album Anywhere I Lay My Head. Her first video, for the track &#8220;Falling Down,&#8221; has been met with yawns and surly criticism, but I&#8217;m fairly sure that she could fart on a snare drum and I&#8217;d [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jimi Hendrix Sex Tape To Be Released</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/04/29/jimi-hendrix-sex-tape-to-be-released/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 18:59:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ryan</dc:creator>
		
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Vivid Entertainment announced plans to release a sex tape allegedly starring Jimi Hendrix. Apparently, the footage was shot some 40 years ago in a hotel room with two women.  Interesting how all these celebrity sex tapes are surfacing from over 35 years ago. Hoax? You be the judge&#8230;
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		<title>Mike Myers&#8217; The Love Guru, June 20th</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/04/28/mike-myers-the-love-guru-june-20th/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/04/28/mike-myers-the-love-guru-june-20th/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Apr 2008 23:20:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>spencer</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Like many comedians, Mike Myers has had some career ups and downs. Sure Wayne&#8217;s World, So I Married an Ax Murderer and the first Austin Powers movies cannot be touched, but I wasn&#8217;t sold on the rest of the Powers franchise, and Shrek always kinda bugged the bejesus out of me. Until I see if [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Wesley Snipes goes Down For Tax Evasion</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/04/24/wesley-snipes-goes-down-for-tax-evasion/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/04/24/wesley-snipes-goes-down-for-tax-evasion/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Apr 2008 22:58:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>spencer</dc:creator>
		
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(Photo from Bossip.)
Homeboy could slay a vampire, but not his taxes. Actor Wesley Snipes has been sentenced to three years in prison for tax evasion, having been found guilty on &#8220;three misdemeanor counts of willful failure to file federal tax returns.&#8221;

From the Sacramento Bee:
Snipes made a $5 million payment to the treasury on Thursday, but [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Great Year Documentary on Google Video</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/04/24/the-great-year-documentary-on-google-video/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Apr 2008 22:27:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daniel Taylor</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
Having previously read a bit about The Great Year, a documentary narrated by James Earl Jones (so you KNOW that shit is gonna be serious) I was stoked to see it on Dailygrail the other day up for streaming on the always radtacular Google Video. Anyone interested in 2012, ancient civilizations, and Zeitgeist-type intrigue should take an hour and check this [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Emma Watson Upskirts</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/04/21/emma-watson-upskirts/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Apr 2008 23:15:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daniel Taylor</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
Yes, it&#8217;s true. The venerable What Would Tyler Durden Do has posted 8 upskirt photos of Emma Watson, aka Hermione from the Harry Potter movies. That sound you hear is 3453429485 /b/-tards throwing a batch all over their computer screens. In other news, doesn&#8217;t Emma Watson know that if you&#8217;re gonna show your box on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Revenge Fantasies and The Princess Bride Game: &#8220;Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my favorite movie. Prepare to die.&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/04/17/revenge-fantasies-and-the-princess-bride-game-hello-my-name-is-inigo-montoya-you-killed-my-favorite-movie-prepare-to-die/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:29:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>spencer</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Are you kidding? Fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, true love, miracles&#8230;&#8221;
&#8220;Doesn&#8217;t sound too bad. I&#8217;ll try to stay awake.&#8221;
Admittedly, I too am a bit skeptical of the upcoming Princess Bride Game, which will launch as a downloadable animated game this summer. The following trailer isn&#8217;t necessarily assuaging my distrust. There are a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New X-Files movie title released, and someone out there is watching something, somewhere, sometimes</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/04/16/new-x-files-movie-title-released-and-someone-out-there-is-watching-something-somewhere-sometimes/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/04/16/new-x-files-movie-title-released-and-someone-out-there-is-watching-something-somewhere-sometimes/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Apr 2008 22:04:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fletch</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Yea, that&#8217;s right they made another X-files movie, the Aliens just didn&#8217;t go home. The sequel to the moderately successful first movie is tittled &#8220;I want to Believe&#8220;. And I want to believe the movie is worth watching, because the T.V. show kicked ass until Agent Molder was replaced by the scary guy with no [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Blockbuster Makes Hostile Bid for Circuit City</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/04/15/blockbuster-makes-hostile-bid-for-circuit-city/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/04/15/blockbuster-makes-hostile-bid-for-circuit-city/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Apr 2008 23:00:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daniel Taylor</dc:creator>
		
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In a move Blockbuster chief executive James Keyes called a &#8220;game-changing retail concept&#8221; that would &#8220;dramatically accelerate&#8221; the ailing movie rental chain&#8217;s morphing into a 21st Century multi-platform media dispensary, Blockbuster Inc. made a $1.35 billion cash offer in a hostile takeover bid for electonics retailer Circuit City yesterday, a move that was panned by [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ghostbusters. Great Movie? Or Greatest Movie?</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/04/09/synthesis/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Apr 2008 19:26:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daniel Taylor</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[


Thought it might still lag behind The Big Lebowski as the most-quotable movie ever, the original Ghostbusters is definitely a close second. So many gems, man. &#8220;Are you a GOD?&#8221; My personal favorite has to be Rick Moranis&#8217; &#8220;You will perish in flames!!&#8221;



If you haven&#8217;t seen this movie 218 times you need to call in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Zombie Strippers</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/04/09/zombie-strippers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Apr 2008 16:37:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bill</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[My friend Roxy Saint is one of the stars of the upcoming Zombie Strippers movie along with Jenna Jameson and Robert Englund.
The official site is here - it&#8217;s hits theaters April 18th, enjoy the trailer:













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		<title>Charlton Heston Dead at 83</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/04/05/charlton-heston-dead-at-83/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/04/05/charlton-heston-dead-at-83/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Apr 2008 06:49:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bill</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Charlton Heston, the gun toting, NRA representing curmudgeon died today at the age of 84 in his Beverly Hills home. He ruled in the original Planet of the Apes movie and appeared in over 60 films throughout his career.

From Sky News in the UK:
The actor - who starred in epic roles from Moses to Michelangelo [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Prehistoric Poop Sheds Light on Early Americans</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/04/03/prehistoric-poop-sheds-light-on-early-americans/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/04/03/prehistoric-poop-sheds-light-on-early-americans/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Apr 2008 22:48:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James</dc:creator>
		
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Fossilized feces, dating back some 14,000 years, stands as the oldest human remains found in America. The ancient shit, found in, of all places, Oregon, &#8220;offers important new DNA evidence about the identity of the first North Americans, say the researchers, who published their findings Thursday in the online edition of the Journal Science.&#8221; University [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Davidjr.com Covers the Gen Art Festival</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/04/03/davidjrcom-covers-the-gen-art-festival/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Apr 2008 21:27:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Celebrity interviewer/scene reporter/vlogger Davidjr.com is posting daily updates on the Gen Art Film Festival over the course of this week. The festival runs from April 2nd to April 8th in New York City and features seven feature-length and short films by emerging young filmmakers in seven days.
This is the video for day one of the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#1 Reason Why Being a Movie Star is Like Being Feudal Age Royalty: Charlotte Filbert</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/04/02/1-reason-why-being-a-movie-star-is-like-being-feudal-age-royalty-charlotte-filbert/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Apr 2008 21:46:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The reason is you can do pretty much whatever the hell you want. Like if you&#8217;re Robin Williams and you decide &#8220;fuck it, wifey&#8217;s getting old, and that artist I was introduced to at that party was making eyes. It&#8217;s ON.&#8221; Pretty sure that&#8217;s exactly how it happened. The celebrity-gossip blogosphere is BUZZING with the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bruno</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Mar 2008 23:23:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Nickels</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[He&#8217;s back&#8230; Sacha Baron Cohen now takes on the character of gay Austrian &#8220;Bruno&#8221; in a new upcoming movie rumored to be titled Brüno: Delicious Journeys Through America for the Purpose of Making Heterosexual Males Visibly Uncomfortable in the Presence of a Gay Foreigner in a Mesh T-Shirt. Here, he&#8217;s at the Wichita airport in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Happy Birthday: Ewan McGregor</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/03/31/happy-birthday-ewan-mcgregor/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Mar 2008 19:50:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>some guy</dc:creator>
		
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Today, one of our favorite Scotsman turns 36: Ewan McGregor. Though the star of many a fine film (Big Fish, Moulin Rouge, Black Hawk Down),  for my money McGregor will always be remembered best for his role as Renton in Trainspotting.
&#8220;It&#8217;s shite being Scottish! We&#8217;re the lowest of the low. The scum of the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kate Bosworth Gets Drunk, Can&#8217;t Remember Sex Scene</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/03/28/kate-bosworth-gets-drunk-cant-remember-sex-scene/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:37:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>James</dc:creator>
		
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In her latest movie 21, Kate Bosworth and co-star Jim Sturgess thought it&#8217;d be best to have a few drinks to loosen up before shooting their sex scene. Their drug of choice? Grey Goose, of course. Bosworth said:
&#8220;As we continued to drink &#8230; it just became sloppy and messy. I couldn&#8217;t stand up at one [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Lone Film Maker</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/03/27/the-lone-film-maker/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Mar 2008 23:25:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dallas VonKillbot</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I was going to post some unnecessary Youtube clip, but i actually found something worth notice.  Youtube user Thelonefilmmaker is embarking on one of the riskiest/ most badass business moves I&#8217;ve heard of.  He&#8217;s writing, producing, acting, directing, etc. every possible role and detail himself.  Every 3 or 4 days he&#8217;s posting [...]]]></description>
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		<title>First G.I. Joe Movie picture, Snake Eyes. Dear God, I&#8217;m a nerd</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/03/27/first-gi-joe-movie-picture-snake-eyes-dear-god-im-a-nerd/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Mar 2008 21:28:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fletch</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Movie is also going to star Dennis Quad. Snake eyes looks pretty damn good, I hope they don&#8217;t ruin the G.I. Joe that I used to re-enact by punching everything in the living room and then throw fake grenades at my Brothers face.

Don&#8217;t forget about the PSA!!  Wait I don&#8217;t remember this one..



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