So this mom walks into Urban Outfitters to get her teenage son some clothes. She starts rifling through the titles of books they have for sale. I’ve seen ‘em… lots of Sex in the City, some sexual positions book, there’s one called Porn For Women that my mom actually bought me: it’s a picture book of hot men doing housework. (HELL YES!) Anyways, this mom is PISSED OFF that U.O. would sell such smut. Why? Why is she so uptight? Why can’t she see that it’s marketing clearly targeted to college kids and that she should just ignore the book section and move on with life? Perhaps because her name is Marci Milfs. No joke.

You can’t make this shit up…

Milfs was so appalled that she is preparing to file a complaint with the city of Lynnwood, and has already aired her frustrations to State Rep. Norma Smith, R-Clinton, and organizations including Morality in Media, Concerned Women of America and the American Family Association.

She also called Urban Outfitters’ corporate office in Philadelphia.

“They said they are not sex books or pornography books, but that they are art books and their goals are to support artists,” Milfs said.

Urban Outfitters declined to comment on Milfs’ concerns.

Tomorrow is the first Saturday in May, which means it’s time to bust out your widest brimmed hat and celebrate the 20 galloping three-year olds of the Kentucky Derby! Go, ponies, go! Which noble steed will stand tall and proud, draped in a blanket of roses, posing for pictures in the winner’s circle at Churchill Downs? Will it be Big Brown? Colonel John? Or an upset??? Regardless, you betta be boozed up on the traditional Kentucky Derby drink: The Mint Julep!

Ok, ok, I take back the mean things I said about Madonna being too rich for anyone to like her anymore. And her selling out to BET’s 106 & Park and recreating herself as a hip hop princess… Anyone who chugs champagne from the bottle on stage is my hero:

I will say this though: wtf @ sparkle Adidas pants? You can’t just throw sparkles on sweat pants and think they’re alright to wear at your own concert. That’s on some Missy Elliot status. Oh wait… now I get it. She’s trying to be Missy. Damn. I hate her again. DRINK MORE CHAMPAGNE!

Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus has issued an apology after news of her risque photos in next month’s Vanity Fair surfaced. Apparently, the 15-year-old daughter of Billy Ray Cyrus (that’s gotta suck) posed topless for celebrity photographer Annie Leibovitz, who is now being accused of “manipulating” the persona of Cyrus in a bid to sell more magazines.

Initially, Cyrus declared herself happy with the shot, declaring it “really artsy”.

But she has had a change of heart now that the picture is in the public domain.

“I took part in a photo shoot that was supposed to be ‘artistic’ and now, seeing the photographs and reading the story, I feel so embarrassed. I never intended for any of this to happen and I apologise to my fans who I care so deeply about,” she said in a statement.

Executives at the Disney Channel are said to be furious about the shot, which is a far cry from the star’s usual squeaky-clean image.

A spokesman for the network said: “Unfortunately, as the article suggests, a situation was created to deliberately manipulate a 15-year-old in order to sell magazines.”

But Vanity Fair defended its position, saying: “Miley’s parents and/or minders were on the set all day. Since the photo was taken digitally, they saw it on the shoot and everyone thought it was a beautiful and natural portrait of Miley.”

When will the world be ready to pay attention to things that are actually important?

Designed by Erik De Nijs, these jeans have a built in keyboard, back pocket for your mouse, speakers on the knees, and a joystick controller located just behind the front zipper. Um… cool? Well, I like the circuitry stitching…

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My favorite saucy shirt company Lochers just announced their Spring 2008 collection. New naughty phrases and cutesy floral designs nestled on the corners of soft, pastel shirts with flattering necklines and girlish kimono sleeves. Everything is $87, a little steep, but really now, aren’t you worth it?

“Cute little fuckers”

“Will fuck for shoes”

“Best piece of ass in town”