This new Web site Boobs For Barack is definitely a new type of campaign and people are taking notice. The same makers of the “Big Cock Barack ‘08″ t-shirt, which features a giant rooster, have started up the titty extravaganza! In honor of Barack Obama, Boobs For Barack encourages ladies to strip down and show some support by submitting pictures of boobs. ALL types are welcome: real, fake, big, small, black, white, even man boobies - just take a picture in a bra, bathing suit top, or go totally nakie and write a message on ‘em!

There are already tons of pictures on the Web site slide show so check it & get creative. Kinda makes me think about who’s responsible for Boobs For Barack? Hopefully not some creeper pervs that can’t rack any women up on their own.. but most likely.

Not endorsed by the Obama campaign.

So my girlfriend finally decided that my favorite shorts, some ancient se7en jeans that long ago became cut-offs, have long since passed their expiration date and need to be thrown in the trash immediately. This is a sad day. I mean, besides the giant blood stain on the left leg, the thin strand of material separating my balls from the free air and that fact that anyone caring to look can basically see the outline of my dick at any point during the day, I don’t really see what’s wrong with these shorts. But whatever. I’ll just get some new ones, which will some day be old ones, and then one day I’ll die and it won’t matter anyway.

After David Letterman totally bashed Spencer Pratt I thought and hoped that maybe Spencer and Heidi would go away for awhile. A LONG while. But my dreams were crushed when Heidiwood, her new clothing line came out. I mean really? Who would want to look like that girl after her romp on the beach in that terrible music video, the skimpy bikini and the bad boob job? Heidiwood is an Anchor Blue line sold at Wet Seal. It’s pretty boring and cheap looking if you ask me and has some hideous animal prints. Bad designs all around. Who does she think she is, Lauren Conrad? Maybe she should actually go to fashion school and not just use her crappy “celebrity” status. At least she has one fan! .. Spencer Pratt the douche-iest man in Hollywood!

P.S. Your boyfriend is a MAJOR tool.

Here’s an example of Heidiwood. Hookers get fitted!

In case you couldn’t tell from the entire Digital Magazine we dedicated to his various creative pursuits, we here at Synthesis have a giant boner for Tom DeLonge, frontman for Angels and Airwaves and formerly Blink-182. Our most recent stroking comes courtesy of Video Matt who caught up with Tom and his bandmate Matt Wachter at the San Francisco date of the Warped Tour. If I don’t get some free Macbeth shoes pretty soon I’m gonna be pissed. Size 10.5. Make it happen.

Jacob the Jeweler is well known for getting big name celebrities iced out. He sells custom, high-priced jewels and is mentioned in plenty of hip-hop songs. Jacob Arabov was given federal charges back in June of 2006. He violated federal drug laws by laundering $270 million! The indictment was linked to a drug organization titled the Black Mafia Family and involved Arabov along with 23 others. He will have to forfeit at least 30 pieces of jewelry, cars and residences.

It is now two years later and the 43-year-old Jacob Arabov pleaded guilty to lying to the Feds and making changes in his legal documents. The drug ring was transferring through multiple states and Arabov continued to lie about the information he knew or was involved with. This means prison time fo him! Hopefully he isn’t someones boyyyfriend.

The king of bling is sentenced to two and a half years in federal penitentiary. Who will ice out Diddy now?

This picture frightened me even more than this post.

Way too early to see this pop up on my computer screen, especially before coffee. This photo is of New York wealthy socialite, Jocelyn Wildenstein. The media has properly nicknamed her as “Cat Woman.” Her husband had an affair with a Russian supermodel which must have turned off her ability to think straight because it sparked her series of plastic surgeries. $4,000,000 to look this scary? And she used to be so pretty..