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	<title>Synthesis Magazine Blog &#187; Fashion</title>
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	<description>A music blog with a techy twist, twisted content, and other entertainment oddities viral and live from Northern California.</description>
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		<title>Racy Books Anger Mom</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/06/racy-books-angers-mom/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 18:10:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Nickels</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[So this mom walks into Urban Outfitters to get her teenage son some clothes. She starts rifling through the titles of books they have for sale. I&#8217;ve seen &#8216;em&#8230; lots of Sex in the City, some sexual positions book, there&#8217;s one called Porn For Women that my mom actually bought me: it&#8217;s a picture book [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Kentucky Derby</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/02/the-kentucky-derby/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 21:43:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Nickels</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Tomorrow is the first Saturday in May, which means it&#8217;s time to bust out your widest brimmed hat and celebrate the 20 galloping three-year olds of the Kentucky Derby! Go, ponies, go! Which noble steed will stand tall and proud, draped in a blanket of roses, posing for pictures in the winner&#8217;s circle at Churchill [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Madonna and Champagne</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/05/01/madonna-and-champagne/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2008 23:51:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Nickels</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Ok, ok, I take back the mean things I said about Madonna being too rich for anyone to like her anymore. And her selling out to BET&#8217;s 106 &#38; Park and recreating herself as a hip hop princess&#8230; Anyone who chugs champagne from the bottle on stage is my hero:

I will say this though: wtf [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Miley Cyrus Apologizes After Vanity Fair Photos</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/04/28/miley-cyrus-apologizes-after-vanity-fair-photos/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Apr 2008 19:07:55 +0000</pubDate>
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Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus has issued an apology after news of her risque photos in next month&#8217;s Vanity Fair surfaced. Apparently, the 15-year-old daughter of Billy Ray Cyrus (that&#8217;s gotta suck) posed topless for celebrity photographer Annie Leibovitz, who is now being accused of &#8220;manipulating&#8221; the persona of Cyrus in a bid to sell [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ultimate Geek Jeans</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/04/22/ultimate-geek-jeans/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 22:10:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Nickels</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Designed by Erik De Nijs, these jeans have a built in keyboard, back pocket for your mouse, speakers on the knees, and a joystick controller located just behind the front zipper. Um&#8230; cool? Well, I like the circuitry stitching&#8230;
  
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		<title>Locher&#8217;s New Spring Collection</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/04/22/lochers-new-spring-collection/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:37:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My favorite saucy shirt company Lochers just announced their Spring 2008 collection. New naughty phrases and cutesy floral designs nestled on the corners of soft, pastel shirts with flattering necklines and girlish kimono sleeves. Everything is $87, a little steep, but really now, aren&#8217;t you worth it?

&#8220;Cute little fuckers&#8221;

&#8220;Will fuck for shoes&#8221;

&#8220;Best piece of ass [...]]]></description>
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		<title>WTF @ Jenna Jameson</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/04/21/wtf-jenna-jameson/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Apr 2008 18:02:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t even know what to call this look. Jenna-anime? 
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		<title>Heidiwood FAIL</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/04/18/heidiwood-fail/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Apr 2008 19:10:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is the final straw for Heidi Montag. The girl doesn&#8217;t even have a proper website, yet she&#8217;s all gung-ho about a singing career and now a fricken clothing line, which I&#8217;m sure she launched just to be a bitch to L.C. It comes as no surprise that her line is full of FAIL. It [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Synthesis and Loserkids Present: Macbeth Digital Magazine</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/04/18/synthesis-and-loserkids-present-macbeth-digital-magazine/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Apr 2008 18:33:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daniel Taylor</dc:creator>
		
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In partnership with the fine folks over at Loserkids, we here at Synthesis are proud to present the Macbeth Digital Magazine. Like your normal magazine, it features interviews and features starring the bands, artists, designers and great minds behind Macbeth Shoes including: Tom DeLonge of Angels &#38; Airwaves, legendary poster artist Drew Struzan, Sherri DuPree [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dick Cheney&#8217;s Stunna-nunna-nunnas: Naked Woman in His Sunglasses? Not freaking likely.</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/04/11/dick-cheneys-stunna-nunna-nunnas-naked-woman-in-his-sunglasses-not-freaking-likely/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Apr 2008 19:18:26 +0000</pubDate>
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I know you&#8217;ve been waiting on baited breath for Synthesis to chime in on the latest blog craze: &#8220;Is There A Naked Woman Reflected in VP Cheney&#8217;s Sun Glasses??? OMG!!!&#8221;
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		<title>What A Gas!</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/04/10/what-a-gas/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Apr 2008 17:15:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Designer Gas Masks: brought to you by artist Diddo Velema. They are conceptual art pieces, made to look like they are designed by Gucci and Louis Vuitton&#8230; Sorry, gas mask fanatics, they&#8217;re for gallery purposes only.



How much more elitist can one get? I guess if you&#8217;re facing the apocalypse, might as well do it in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Synthesis Product of the Day: The Electric Cigarette</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/04/08/synthesis-product-of-the-day-the-electric-cigarette/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Apr 2008 19:17:13 +0000</pubDate>
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Gamucci.com
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		<title>Synthesis Shoe That Sneakerheads Don&#8217;t Feel&#8230;OF THE DAY!111 - Nike 6.0 Rogan Tetris</title>
		<link>http://blog.synthesis.net/2008/04/07/synthesis-shoe-that-sneakerheads-dont-feelof-the-day111-nike-60-rogan-tetris/</link>
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		<dc:creator>Daniel Taylor</dc:creator>
		
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In the first chapter of Daniel Taylor Guide to Style we figured out how to match. In chapter 2, we figure out how to buy:
1. Check out spots like Hypebeast and sneaker forums to find out what all the cool kids don&#8217;t like.
2. Go to a store to search for said items, sticking solely to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>#1 Reason Why Being a Movie Star is Like Being Feudal Age Royalty: Charlotte Filbert</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[The reason is you can do pretty much whatever the hell you want. Like if you&#8217;re Robin Williams and you decide &#8220;fuck it, wifey&#8217;s getting old, and that artist I was introduced to at that party was making eyes. It&#8217;s ON.&#8221; Pretty sure that&#8217;s exactly how it happened. The celebrity-gossip blogosphere is BUZZING with the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bruno</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Mar 2008 23:23:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[He&#8217;s back&#8230; Sacha Baron Cohen now takes on the character of gay Austrian &#8220;Bruno&#8221; in a new upcoming movie rumored to be titled Brüno: Delicious Journeys Through America for the Purpose of Making Heterosexual Males Visibly Uncomfortable in the Presence of a Gay Foreigner in a Mesh T-Shirt. Here, he&#8217;s at the Wichita airport in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New American Apparel Trend</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Mar 2008 22:24:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You could do some damage with these. Please please please don&#8217;t wear them anywhere else besides the beach, the pool, or inside your home. You may have an ass that looks this good, but my boyfriend doesn&#8217;t need to see it. Product reviews say to buy a size up. No doubt.

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		<title>New For Prostitots: Removable Tramp Stamp Tattoos at Toys R Us! Totally Vomitous!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Mar 2008 22:08:24 +0000</pubDate>
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So last night Synthesis designer www.RyanWheaton.co.uk hit me up and sent me a link to Cockeyed.com, which is a pretty cool site containing articles of wonderful randomness (Pranks? Naughty food items? 1,000 photos of some grrl named Amber? You got it!). The piece in question was a blog about removable tattoos available at Toys R [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mexico&#8217;s Emo Witchhunt Sparks Violence, Protests</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Mar 2008 20:17:55 +0000</pubDate>
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Mexican emo kids apparently have something to cry about, as they have been victimized by a bizarre wave of emo-bashings, inspired in part by a popular TV personality&#8217;s on-air anti-emo tirade. From LA Weekly blogger Daniel Hernandez:
In Mexico, emo culture is a butt of many jokes. It is either despised intensely or generally ignored. But [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Miss Landmine Survivor Beauty Pageant 2008, Angola</title>
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Luanda, Angola &#8212; The 27-year-long Angola civil war has been over for six years but the number of civilian victims continues to rise. Tens of thousands have been injured or maimed by landmine explosions, leaving the population shattered and ravaged by a war whose fallout has yet to meet its half-life.
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		<title>VOGUE cover turns heads</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Mar 2008 17:42:29 +0000</pubDate>
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I initially thought, &#8220;What&#8217;s the big deal? It&#8217;s LeBron and Gisele, two celebs fitter than fiddles. &#8216;Cept Gisele&#8217;s dress is kinda lame.&#8221; But then I read what the more critical eyes [...]]]></description>
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