Things like this make me miss my homeland. San Francisco is holding a vote to rename their largest sewer treatment facility system after the one and only, George W. Bush. San Franciscans think this is only fitting to have a sewer be a monument dedicated to President Bush’s work in the White House.

The Presidential Memorial Commission of SF has collected 8,500 signatures in support of this bill which is far over the amount needed for proposal on the November ballot.

Howard Epstein is the chair of the SF Republican Party and feels the “typical San Francisco crazies” are abusing the system. We ain’t ALL crazy, jerk. The San Francisco Public Utilities Commission is in on the joke while Republicans say Bush has accomplished SO much in such a short period of time that he deserves this honor. Guess they don’t get the humor behind it.

Signatures are continuing to be gathered on the streets of SF. Campaigners will wear Uncle Sam suits, top hats and play American patriotic music. I think they’re the San Francisco crazies.

As many of you may know, comedian George Carlin died. This is a huge tragedy and his death is being mourned by anyone who ever experienced his talent.  Carlin worked with HBO for over thirty years and did fourteen solo comedy specials for the network. In respects to the icon, HBO is remembering Carlin this week with special encore presentations of his specials. His very first television special from 1977 titled “George Carlin at USC” will be presented as well as his last ever “It’s Bad For Ya” from earlier this year.

Here’s the Carlin special schedule for the week, if you’re lucky enough to have HBO you baller:

Wednesday June 25th:

8 pm George Carlin at USC, 9 pm George Carlin Again!, 11 pm Carlin at Carnegie, 12 am Carlin on Campus, 1 am Playin’ With Your Head

Thursday June 26th:

8 pm What Am I Doing in New Jersey?, 9 pm Doin’ It Again, 10 pm Jammin’ in New York, 11 pm Back in Town, 12 am You Are All Diseased, 1 am IT’S BAD FOR YA

AND another chance to see IT’S BAD FOR YA (his final stand-up) on Friday June 27th at 9 pm!

Heather Locklear is going through some major hardships in her life right now. Locklear recently entered rehab treatment due to her severe anxiety and depression. The 46-year-old actress divorced from rockstar husband Richie Sambora in 2006. Since the traumatic divorce process, Locklear has been battling deep depression. Sambora is a tool anyways. Earlier this year, in March, a friend feared for her life and called 911 because they thought Locklear was going to commit suicide. Keep ya head up! & damn she looks good for 46.

Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sly Stallone will be teaming up for a new film. Epic. This will be a Bollywood film oddly enough and the big production will surely be the biggest film in Bollywood history.

The movie, Incredible Love, is about a popular Indian stuntman who has a problem finding true love in the craziness that is Hollywood. Schwarzenegger and Stallone will star along with famous Bollywood actors, Kareena Kapoor and Ashkay Kumar. Landing such big names in a Bollywood film is showing the increasing popularity of Indian movies and the market for them.

This picture frightened me even more than this post.

Way too early to see this pop up on my computer screen, especially before coffee. This photo is of New York wealthy socialite, Jocelyn Wildenstein. The media has properly nicknamed her as “Cat Woman.” Her husband had an affair with a Russian supermodel which must have turned off her ability to think straight because it sparked her series of plastic surgeries. $4,000,000 to look this scary? And she used to be so pretty..

Nate Dogg arrested for terrorism? .. and he wasn’t even in an airport. The hip-hop extraordinaire was arrested around 8:30 a.m. this morning on the 405 freeway in Los Angeles, California.

Nate Dogg’s ex wife called 911 going apeshit, freaking out and yelling while she was driving her car. She told 911 operators that Nate Dogg was dangerously tailgating her and following her down the road. She claims he was making death threats against her. The California Highway Patrol, CHP, finally stopped both Nate Dogg and his estranged wife. Both parties were interviewed and Nate Dogg was arrested on charges of making terrorist threats as well as driving with a suspended license. For some unknown reason rappers can’t figure out how to renew their licenses and registration. It’s not like they ain’t got the chedda.