Swamp Donkey says: The Tellum is ugly

Mall punk and emo kids across the nation do not know any better than to follow the leader. Who leads them? MTV and faux scenesters shephard millions by catering to fluffy four-flusher bands. The closest kids can get to their idols is directly immitating them. Although Swamp Donkey could go on and on with this subject, today we will tackle one major issue. Swamp Donkey has donned this particular quandry, The Tellum.

The Tellum is an emerging hair style in the mall punk/emo culture. Little do these kids know, the joke is on them. Look closely at the picture below:

You will notice several resemblances to the repugnant hairdo known as, The Mullet. Now imagine the mullet, but flipped 180 degrees on a person’s head. Short in the back, long in the front. The official slogan for The Tellum is Party in the front, business in the back, of course which is a reciprical of its counterpartThe Mullet’s slogan Business in the front, party in the back. These kids have been duped into wearing a reverse Mullet. Please do not fall victim into rocking The Tellum, try to avoid this void at all costs, and further distance yourself and your insecurities by making fun of every pussy you see wearing one.

AUSTIN, Texas (AP) — The reigning Miss Deaf Texas died after being struck by a train.
Tara Rose McAvoy, 18, was walking Monday near railroad tracks when she was struck by a Union Pacific train, authorities said.
A witness told Austin television station KTBC the train sounded its horn right up until the accident occurred.
McAvoy, who had been deaf since birth, won the state title in June and represented the state “with dignity and pride,” state pageant director Laura Loeb-Hill told The Associated Press via e-mail Monday night.
McAvoy was to represent Texas at the Miss Deaf America pageant this summer, Loeb-Hill said.
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Oh like you didn’t laugh a little bit.

You insensitive jerk.

No, you’re right. It’s funny.

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So this guy is just ill.

Someone went through a lot of trouble to very accurately depict the Simpsons intro with real life actors.


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Rock photography 101: brick walls and railroad tracks are played out.

But a floor full of porn, now thats what I call rock!