my favorite Curious George story is the one where he gets into the medicine cabinet, then takes a trip to the hospital. This is sad news

CBC Arts: Writer of ‘Curious George’ TV series found dead

Its great that Paul Walker’s success and good looks haven’t gone to his head. Walker is sharing his spoils of Hollywood with anyone who wants a piece. Hit up the website for his new movie, Running Scared, and dive right into the Welcome to Grimley game’s mature levels. Viewers of at least 18 years of age, can take part in going down on Paul Walker’s (movie) wife. This intense game comes complete with arrow guides and a meter to ensure you get his wife off just right. Try it and post your quickest times here!

London Police are experimenting ways to protect themselves and others from vicious criminals since it is illegal to carry guns. Police are now equipped with the new Cucumber Cannon. These genetically enhanced cucumbers have the feel of a thick waterballoon, and propell cucumber juice at targets up to 30 yards away. The enhanced juice is loaded with natural acids that quickly soak into skin and paralize victim’s muscles for between 10-15 minutes. London Police have already captured numerous criminals, who stopped dead in thier tracks, as police vigorously squeezed thier cucumbers and aim with no mercy.

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Believe it or not, losing your job at age 13 causes psychological damage…ultimately leading to meth addiction, at least thats the case for Jodie Sweetin. Sweetin played Stephanie Tanner on Full House. According to Yahoo! News, After a particularly bad three-day bender, which reportedly resulted in an intervention staged by her former Full House costars, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, John Stamos and Bob Saget, Sweetin checked herself into Promises rehab facility for six weeks of intensive therapy. If I ever have an intervention, I hope the same people attend.
Read more here: Yahoo! News

Okay, so its the funniest shit since rubber chickens.

props to aye jay for findin this gem.